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What a cheating little prick that Bell is. Didn't deserve his century at all, my respect for him is out the window now, the cunt. Anyway, this will be a draw, rain will play a part tomorrow and Australia will bat out the majority of the two days. By no means do I think England deserve a victory and take the series, and I'm quite a stable-minded person too... but funnier things have happened of course.

What a bitter cunt.

 

Ye naa what yeez are, scousers in the sun, nothing more nothing less. Bamps.

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Best thing about all this is when it comes to cricket in particular, the Aussies are bad winners and even worse losers. And they're proper whingers as well, despite what they'd have you believe about the 'Poms'. England have thoroughly outplayed you lot man, Ken :calmdown:

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What a cheating little prick that Bell is. Didn't deserve his century at all, my respect for him is out the window now, the cunt. Anyway, this will be a draw, rain will play a part tomorrow and Australia will bat out the majority of the two days. By no means do I think England deserve a victory and take the series, and I'm quite a stable-minded person too... but funnier things have happened of course.

 

shut up man, we've bossed every test match other than perth and the first innings in brisbane. don't you agree now that our bowling attack has been better and that's what has won us the series? that said, i've been surprised at how many loose shots your top order has played through out. too many players that know better giving their wicket away where for us it's mainly just been colly and pietersen.

 

agree bell should have walked but don't forget the current aussie skipper did the same a couple of test matches ago. is he a cunt too? not everyone is adam gilchrist, and that's a shame, but lots of top pros would have done the same.

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Hopefully not only will we win this outright now but all of our wins will comprise innings defeats. No hard luck stories to be heard.

Was thinking the same like but telling myself not to get too greedy. It would be great though.

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What a cheating little prick that Bell is. Didn't deserve his century at all, my respect for him is out the window now, the cunt. Anyway, this will be a draw, rain will play a part tomorrow and Australia will bat out the majority of the two days. By no means do I think England deserve a victory and take the series, and I'm quite a stable-minded person too... but funnier things have happened of course.

What a bitter cunt.

 

Ye naa what yeez are, scousers in the sun, nothing more nothing less. Bamps.

 

I'm not that bitter, and I don't steal or kill either, poor analogy tbh. I think England have outplayed us in every facet and have deserved to retain the Ashes and I have given credit where it is due in this thread and to people I've met visiting as part of the Barmy Army. But they don't deserve to win this one, not on the sacred SCG turf anyway, I'll be disgusted somewhat if that happens. Anyway when it's all said and done I'll head over to Bondi or Bronte and frolic in the surf and have a few pints...err I mean schoonies with some of the lads and lasses that have come over.

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What a cheating little prick that Bell is. Didn't deserve his century at all, my respect for him is out the window now, the cunt. Anyway, this will be a draw, rain will play a part tomorrow and Australia will bat out the majority of the two days. By no means do I think England deserve a victory and take the series, and I'm quite a stable-minded person too... but funnier things have happened of course.

What a bitter cunt.

 

Ye naa what yeez are, scousers in the sun, nothing more nothing less. Bamps.

 

I'm not that bitter, and I don't steal or kill either, poor analogy tbh. I think England have outplayed us in every facet and have deserved to retain the Ashes and I have given credit where it is due in this thread and to people I've met visiting as part of the Barmy Army. But they don't deserve to win this one, not on the sacred SCG turf anyway, I'll be disgusted somewhat if that happens. Anyway when it's all said and done I'll head over to Bondi or Bronte and frolic in the surf and have a few pints...err I mean schoonies with some of the lads and lasses that have come over.

 

 

 

How can you be 'disgusted somewhat'? :calmdown: Makes you sound like you've got a personality disorder. You're either disgusted or you're not.

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What a cheating little prick that Bell is. Didn't deserve his century at all, my respect for him is out the window now, the cunt. Anyway, this will be a draw, rain will play a part tomorrow and Australia will bat out the majority of the two days. By no means do I think England deserve a victory and take the series, and I'm quite a stable-minded person too... but funnier things have happened of course.

What a bitter cunt.

 

Ye naa what yeez are, scousers in the sun, nothing more nothing less. Bamps.

 

I'm not that bitter, and I don't steal or kill either, poor analogy tbh. I think England have outplayed us in every facet and have deserved to retain the Ashes and I have given credit where it is due in this thread and to people I've met visiting as part of the Barmy Army. But they don't deserve to win this one, not on the sacred SCG turf anyway, I'll be disgusted somewhat if that happens. Anyway when it's all said and done I'll head over to Bondi or Bronte and frolic in the surf and have a few pints...err I mean schoonies with some of the lads and lasses that have come over.

Tell that to the poor aborigines in the 19th century pal.

 

The fact is England fucked you on your own turf, in a sport the average Aussie cares for more than we do. All you need to say is well done England, not you didn't deserve to do this or that. I don't honestly know where Aussie or scouse arrogance comes from.

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What a cheating little prick that Bell is. Didn't deserve his century at all, my respect for him is out the window now, the cunt. Anyway, this will be a draw, rain will play a part tomorrow and Australia will bat out the majority of the two days. By no means do I think England deserve a victory and take the series, and I'm quite a stable-minded person too... but funnier things have happened of course.

 

shut up man, we've bossed every test match other than perth and the first innings in brisbane. don't you agree now that our bowling attack has been better and that's what has won us the series? that said, i've been surprised at how many loose shots your top order has played through out. too many players that know better giving their wicket away where for us it's mainly just been colly and pietersen.

 

agree bell should have walked but don't forget the current aussie skipper did the same a couple of test matches ago. is he a cunt too? not everyone is adam gilchrist, and that's a shame, but lots of top pros would have done the same.

 

Settle down, man. IIRC, that's twice you've brought that up now. OK yes, England's bowling attack is better, don't need to be a supa-analyst to work that one out, but didn't you say Australia's batting was better with which I disagreed with?

Go on, look back now.

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Shame Leazes doesn't like creeckit. He'd have had a field day with Ken here :(

 

No he wouldn't. The silly prick would switch focus and attention to my supposed username on another website, and gnarl at the teeth while he thinks he's destroying me here. :calmdown:

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What a cheating little prick that Bell is. Didn't deserve his century at all, my respect for him is out the window now, the cunt. Anyway, this will be a draw, rain will play a part tomorrow and Australia will bat out the majority of the two days. By no means do I think England deserve a victory and take the series, and I'm quite a stable-minded person too... but funnier things have happened of course.

What a bitter cunt.

 

Ye naa what yeez are, scousers in the sun, nothing more nothing less. Bamps.

 

I'm not that bitter, and I don't steal or kill either, poor analogy tbh. I think England have outplayed us in every facet and have deserved to retain the Ashes and I have given credit where it is due in this thread and to people I've met visiting as part of the Barmy Army. But they don't deserve to win this one, not on the sacred SCG turf anyway, I'll be disgusted somewhat if that happens. Anyway when it's all said and done I'll head over to Bondi or Bronte and frolic in the surf and have a few pints...err I mean schoonies with some of the lads and lasses that have come over.

Tell that to the poor aborigines in the 19th century pal.

 

The fact is England fucked you on your own turf, in a sport the average Aussie cares for more than we do. All you need to say is well done England, not you didn't deserve to do this or that. I don't honestly know where Aussie or scouse arrogance comes from.

 

Look champ, we've said sorry about that. It's all official and in the history books for the kiddies to learn about now. :(

 

What's with your continued attempts at correlating scousers and Aussies btw, we are nothing alike... apart from being used to success for periods of time?

Is that arrogance though :calmdown:

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Not convinced by that smiley like, Kendo.

 

Suit yourself, mate. Some take things more seriously on internet forums than others. Then there is Leazes. I don't think I need to expand there, do I?

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What a cheating little prick that Bell is. Didn't deserve his century at all, my respect for him is out the window now, the cunt. Anyway, this will be a draw, rain will play a part tomorrow and Australia will bat out the majority of the two days. By no means do I think England deserve a victory and take the series, and I'm quite a stable-minded person too... but funnier things have happened of course.

 

shut up man, we've bossed every test match other than perth and the first innings in brisbane. don't you agree now that our bowling attack has been better and that's what has won us the series? that said, i've been surprised at how many loose shots your top order has played through out. too many players that know better giving their wicket away where for us it's mainly just been colly and pietersen.

 

agree bell should have walked but don't forget the current aussie skipper did the same a couple of test matches ago. is he a cunt too? not everyone is adam gilchrist, and that's a shame, but lots of top pros would have done the same.

 

Settle down, man. IIRC, that's twice you've brought that up now. OK yes, England's bowling attack is better, don't need to be a supa-analyst to work that one out, but didn't you say Australia's batting was better with which I disagreed with?

Go on, look back now.

 

nah, i never said your batters were better. just that they were more suited to playing in aussie conditions. our batters' failings to playing extra bounce were exposed in perth but other than that we've batted better and that is mainly down to the rubbish the aussies have bowled at us.

 

it's the bowlers that have won us the series. that's the worst australian bowling attack i've seen in my life time. no genuine front line spinner. middle of the road pace attack and the one genuine wicket taker in the side - mitchell johnson - is more inconsistent with his lines and lengths than steve harmison on a bad day.

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Not convinced by that smiley like, Kendo.

 

Suit yourself, mate. Some take things more seriously on internet forums than others. Then there is Leazes. I don't think I need to expand there, do I?

:calmdown: I'd hate to see you when you are bitter.

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You can just see him snarling at his monitor now "Pommie barrrrrrrrrrrrrstuds". They hate us as much as the jocks imo.

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What a cheating little prick that Bell is. Didn't deserve his century at all, my respect for him is out the window now, the cunt. Anyway, this will be a draw, rain will play a part tomorrow and Australia will bat out the majority of the two days. By no means do I think England deserve a victory and take the series, and I'm quite a stable-minded person too... but funnier things have happened of course.

 

shut up man, we've bossed every test match other than perth and the first innings in brisbane. don't you agree now that our bowling attack has been better and that's what has won us the series? that said, i've been surprised at how many loose shots your top order has played through out. too many players that know better giving their wicket away where for us it's mainly just been colly and pietersen.

 

agree bell should have walked but don't forget the current aussie skipper did the same a couple of test matches ago. is he a cunt too? not everyone is adam gilchrist, and that's a shame, but lots of top pros would have done the same.

 

Settle down, man. IIRC, that's twice you've brought that up now. OK yes, England's bowling attack is better, don't need to be a supa-analyst to work that one out, but didn't you say Australia's batting was better with which I disagreed with?

Go on, look back now.

 

nah, i never said your batters were better. just that they were more suited to playing in aussie conditions. our batters' failings to playing extra bounce were exposed in perth but other than that we've batted better and that is mainly down to the rubbish the aussies have bowled at us.

 

it's the bowlers that have won us the series. that's the worst australian bowling attack i've seen in my life time. no genuine front line spinner. middle of the road pace attack and the one genuine wicket taker in the side - mitchell johnson - is more inconsistent with his lines and lengths than steve harmison on a bad day.

 

We lack a bowler who relishes taking up the new ball. I've said this before but Australia have been papering over cracks since Warne, McGrath, Hayden and Langer retired. The rebuilding should have started 3 years ago, not after this calamity of a series. For instance Kawaja should have been given a shot in the first test, not now.

 

Your bowlers have done great, but without Cook you would not be as half as competitive. At least your cricketing hierarchy had the foresight to persevere with him, and you are now reaping the rewards. All you lot need to do is get rid of Collingwood, and replace him with someone young and you'll be laughing for a few years yet.

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Not convinced by that smiley like, Kendo.

 

Suit yourself, mate. Some take things more seriously on internet forums than others. Then there is Leazes. I don't think I need to expand there, do I?

:calmdown: I'd hate to see you when you are bitter.

 

Only when I'm blind does that happen, man. :(

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Ben Stokes will be taking over Collingwood in a year or two. Smashed consecutive centuries on his first 2 games for Durham and can bowl spin too. Not to mention the fact he's only 19. Look out for Scott Borthwick too, the next Graham Swann. Warne was raving about him the other day.

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Ben Stokes will be taking over Collingwood in a year or two. Smashed consecutive centuries on his first 2 games for Durham and can bowl spin too. Not to mention the fact he's only 19. Look out for Scott Borthwick too, the next Graham Swann. Warne was raving about him the other day.

I was at a match at Durham last year where Durham were fairly comfortable with 2 or 3 overs to go. Borthwick then got hit for 5 consecutive 6s off the first 5 deliveries of an over. Not wanting to go for a 6th 6, he decided to bowl a bouncer for the final delivery which went over the keeper and straight to the boundary for 4. :calmdown:

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