Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Have any of you read 'Stiff Upper Lips & Baggy Green Caps'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 No but I've seen "Saggy green lips and stiff rubber caps" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44879 Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 England 16 for 2. Bopara is fucking hopeless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Well, I think he's a good player but he's never a number 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44879 Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 42-4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44879 Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 63-5. Into the bowlers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Expect Wellsy to show up any minute now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44879 Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Aye no doubt. 72 for 6 now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Applied for the Hedingley ballot, no luck. They are selling 5th day tickets for £20 on a non-refundable basis which I reckon is worth a punt. D'oh!  Anyone want to make me an offer on a 5th day ticket? 50p? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Expect Wellsy to show up any minute now I'm glad you've not included my name there. Â Yes, England are struggling. Thank God Stuart Clarke has finally been given a shot to add parity to the game. Reports were that he wasn't in the eleven initially. Straight away I thought Ponting had picked his favourite yet ineffective bowling attack yet again. I think it's only fair the series is tied 1-1 after this game has ended..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally 0 Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I went to Headingley on Friday. Dear lord it was like watching a Sunday team! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 (edited) It would seem no pommy bastard, not even a fat 40 year old who couldn't bend over to touch his toes, wants any part of this English setup. And to think I expected this series to be competitive. Â Perhaps the unwashed should consider calling up a Pakistani, Indian, South African or an Australian ex-pat on holiday over there to save them. What else have they got to lose? Edited August 14, 2009 by Ken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoggeordie 0 Posted August 14, 2009 Author Share Posted August 14, 2009 It would seem no pommy bastard, not even a fat 40 year old who couldn't bend over to touch his toes, wants any part of this English setup. And to think I expected this series to be competitive. Perhaps the unwashed should consider calling up a Pakistani, Indian, South African or an Australian ex-pat on holiday over there to save them. What else have they got to lose?  Last time I checked, Australia weren't ahead in the series, nor have they been at any point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 It would seem no pommy bastard, not even a fat 40 year old who couldn't bend over to touch his toes, wants any part of this English setup. And to think I expected this series to be competitive. Perhaps the unwashed should consider calling up a Pakistani, Indian, South African or an Australian ex-pat on holiday over there to save them. What else have they got to lose?  Last time I checked, Australia weren't ahead in the series, nor have they been at any point. Yet despite this, Engerland need a victory to claim the Ashes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 You know, Stuart Law has put his hand up. Â Ozzie Stuart Law Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Aussies are a strange breed aren't they? They're boastful and brash, without any real reason for it. They laud any perceived "victory" as if it were important. They're celebrating drawing a series... Drawing. Â I recall they somersaulted round Ayres Rock when they beat us in a football freindly too... Â Â Just never understood how an entire nation can be such awful losers AND terrible winners at the same time. Â No class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3355 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Aussies are a strange breed aren't they? They're boastful and brash, without any real reason for it. They laud any perceived "victory" as if it were important. They're celebrating drawing a series... Drawing.  I recall they somersaulted round Ayres Rock when they beat us in a football freindly too...   Just never understood how an entire nation can be such awful losers AND terrible winners at the same time.  No class  Fuck off fish. It's only the pompous cunts such as yourself we enjoy beating - the rest of Britain is just an island north of WA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Aussies are a strange breed aren't they? They're boastful and brash, without any real reason for it. They laud any perceived "victory" as if it were important. They're celebrating drawing a series... Drawing. Â I recall they somersaulted round Ayres Rock when they beat us in a football freindly too... Â Â Just never understood how an entire nation can be such awful losers AND terrible winners at the same time. Â No class No, just Ken's your typical wum tbh. Nowhere to be seen when they're doing shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Aussies are a strange breed aren't they? They're boastful and brash, without any real reason for it. They laud any perceived "victory" as if it were important. They're celebrating drawing a series... Drawing.  I recall they somersaulted round Ayres Rock when they beat us in a football freindly too...   Just never understood how an entire nation can be such awful losers AND terrible winners at the same time.  No class  Fuck off fish. It's only the pompous cunts such as yourself we enjoy beating - the rest of Britain is just an island north of WA!  Classy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Aussies are a strange breed aren't they? They're boastful and brash, without any real reason for it. They laud any perceived "victory" as if it were important. They're celebrating drawing a series... Drawing. Â I recall they somersaulted round Ayres Rock when they beat us in a football freindly too... Â Â Just never understood how an entire nation can be such awful losers AND terrible winners at the same time. Â No class No, just Ken's your typical wum tbh. Nowhere to be seen when they're doing shit. To be honest Alex, I think this Aussie team is shit, regardless of the last result. The selections, the tactics, the favouritism towards certain players etc. It is just with great fortune that Australia is playing a team who are even shitter than they. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Aussies are a strange breed aren't they? They're boastful and brash, without any real reason for it. They laud any perceived "victory" as if it were important. They're celebrating drawing a series... Drawing.  I recall they somersaulted round Ayres Rock when they beat us in a football freindly too...   Just never understood how an entire nation can be such awful losers AND terrible winners at the same time.  No class  Fuck off fish. It's only the pompous cunts such as yourself we enjoy beating - the rest of Britain is just an island north of WA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donaldstott 0 Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Fucking Alistair Cook. His average in this series is now worse than Stuart Broad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 332 - all out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Should've bee about 300-5 at the close. I fully expect Australia to get 450+ then it's goodnight Vienna I'm afraid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 we need a wicket NOW. ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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