email of chants

[peasepud 59]

Apparently this was the chant to Lord of the Dance tune at the Man United

the other day:

 

"Park, Park, Where ever you may be

You eat dogs in your home country

But it could be worse

You could be a scouse

Eating rats in your council house"

 

 

The tune of the Addams Family if you were a Leeds fan down at Norwich:

 

"Your sister is your mother

Your uncle is your brother

You all f--- one another

The Norwich family

der der der der clap clap etc"

 

 

Celtic fans to Andy Goram after it was revealed that the chubby keeper had

been diagnosed with schizophrenia:

 

"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams"

 

 

 

Charlton fans to Sean Wright Philips:

 

"Where's your real dad, where's your real dad!?"

 

 

 

Toon fans to Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink. He even laughed, apparently!:

 

"Fat Eddie Murphy, you're just a fat Eddie Murphy"

 

 

 

To the tune of Craig David's rewind.........

 

"Van Per-sie, when a girl says no - molest her"

 

 

 

To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted

for...well...you know... (to the Manic Street Preachers tune)

 

"Aaaaand, if you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next..."

[Steve 0]

probably old

 

Yes you are.

[Caz 0]

Toon fans to Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink. He even laughed, apparently!:

 

"Fat Eddie Murphy, you're just a fat Eddie Murphy"

 

 

That was the best at the Boro game last season