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Danny b should wind his neck in on matters be knows fuck all about.

 

Quote of the week that.

 

On a seperate matter, why the fuck is this thread listed as NSFW???

 

because of the deleted photo on the first page

 

Ah so the title should be ammended to "formerly NSFW"

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Wacky, will you missus not fuck you? is that why you are always sniffing round birds on here?

 

of course not, she's too busy banging SMO and loving it. I know, I've watched....

....and participated. :D

 

Do you think this "girl power" attitude empowers you as a woman? Or do you feel you MAY be just degrading yourself to prove a point?

 

 

I didn't realise being me and saying I have sex and I like sex degraded me. Fuckin' Hell we must all be degrading ourselveson here.

 

What is society coming to? Start your own board Danny my son, and be careful who joins, I wouldn't want us dragging you down to our level.

 

I promise I won't join :)

 

Come on Soccermum, you and I both know that women are genetically predisposed toward love, long term relationships and sex within the context of a loving relationship.

 

Men on the other hand are just driven by the genetic urge to spread his seed.

 

Please don't cheapen yourself, do you want to end up a singe mum forever?

 

 

I'm not single now, you tool.

 

And I'm certainly not cheap.

 

Does your other half know you come online and act like this? Would he approve?

 

I am glad you really are a one man women. Now you are sttled there is no need to act like a lady of loose morals.

 

Yes he reads this forum. I know he does.

I am in a relationship therefore I'm faithful, why would I be otherwise?

 

You got issue with the fact that I've slept with both men and women? Is that your "loose morals" cos

 

I don't lie

I don't cheat

I don't steal

I'm not offensive

I don't fight

 

I do play

I do laugh

I do love

 

I'm a good friend

I'm a good lover

I'm a good mother

 

If all that makes me bad and loosely moralled, than I am happy to be.

 

I don't impose my opinions and beliefs on you so don't impose yours on me please.

 

Haven't you already admitted in Parky's thread that you have tasted 'forbidden fruit'? Doesn't that make you a serial offender, and, therefore, that statement (above) a loose one?? Genuine question btw, though I know it sounds like an attack.

 

 

Yes I was an offender, but I offended with the fella I have now and I'm not planning on offending ever again. People can make mistakes, the trick is having the balls to admit to them and doing something about it.

 

Thanks for the lecture. However, people [note the lack of 'can'] make mistakes and there's nothing about needing to have the balls to rectify them. An honest realisation of one's mistakes and a desire not to repeat them is more than sufficient imo.

 

My mistake was to marry the wrong person and stay married for 10 yrs. He was abusive and controlling and with a child in tow you better believe it took a lot of balls to get out and leave. My current fella helped me do that, he was someone I'd known for a lot of years and he helped me realise I deserved more.

 

Yes I had an affair, it's not something I'm proud of but then again i'm not ashamed of it either. I believed in marriage I thought I'd be with the same man for life, but it didn't turn out that way.

 

It's easy for you to say you should have just left but it's really not that simple when you're in that situation.

 

He took my confidence, pride, individuality, freedom and my feeling of self worth and threw them all away.

 

My fella helped me get all that back and now im the me he knew 13 years ago and I feel free and so alive.

 

So yeah I do have balls and regrets but I'll never be ashamed of who I am ever again.

 

 

Where do women get this idea that they 'deserve more'? Seems a recurring theme with most girls I've met. A lot of women (and I've had a fair few very sexy and intelligent girlfriends) rarely seem happy about their lot (in general). Us men on the other hand continue to count our lucky starts rather than whine on and on about this and that....(irony intended).

 

The other thing I find bizarre is that women who seem confident and self-assured seem so easy prey to self-esteem issues. Stop blaming men for everything and get your own fucking lives together yo! :icon_lol:

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Where do women get this idea that they 'deserve more'? Seems a recurring theme with most girls I've met. A lot of women (and I've had a fair few very sexy and intelligent girlfriends) rarely seem happy about their lot (in general). Us men on the other hand continue to count our lucky starts rather than whine on and on about this and that....(irony intended).

 

The other thing I find bizarre is that women who seem confident and self-assured seem so easy prey to self-esteem issues. Stop blaming men for everything and get your own fucking lives together yo! :icon_lol:

 

It all about passing on genes, it controls everything you do. :D

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Wacky, will you missus not fuck you? is that why you are always sniffing round birds on here?

 

of course not, she's too busy banging SMO and loving it. I know, I've watched....

....and participated. :D

 

Do you think this "girl power" attitude empowers you as a woman? Or do you feel you MAY be just degrading yourself to prove a point?

 

 

I didn't realise being me and saying I have sex and I like sex degraded me. Fuckin' Hell we must all be degrading ourselveson here.

 

What is society coming to? Start your own board Danny my son, and be careful who joins, I wouldn't want us dragging you down to our level.

 

I promise I won't join :)

 

Come on Soccermum, you and I both know that women are genetically predisposed toward love, long term relationships and sex within the context of a loving relationship.

 

Men on the other hand are just driven by the genetic urge to spread his seed.

 

Please don't cheapen yourself, do you want to end up a singe mum forever?

 

 

I'm not single now, you tool.

 

And I'm certainly not cheap.

 

Does your other half know you come online and act like this? Would he approve?

 

I am glad you really are a one man women. Now you are sttled there is no need to act like a lady of loose morals.

 

Yes he reads this forum. I know he does.

I am in a relationship therefore I'm faithful, why would I be otherwise?

 

You got issue with the fact that I've slept with both men and women? Is that your "loose morals" cos

 

I don't lie

I don't cheat

I don't steal

I'm not offensive

I don't fight

 

I do play

I do laugh

I do love

 

I'm a good friend

I'm a good lover

I'm a good mother

 

If all that makes me bad and loosely moralled, than I am happy to be.

 

I don't impose my opinions and beliefs on you so don't impose yours on me please.

 

Haven't you already admitted in Parky's thread that you have tasted 'forbidden fruit'? Doesn't that make you a serial offender, and, therefore, that statement (above) a loose one?? Genuine question btw, though I know it sounds like an attack.

 

 

Yes I was an offender, but I offended with the fella I have now and I'm not planning on offending ever again. People can make mistakes, the trick is having the balls to admit to them and doing something about it.

 

Thanks for the lecture. However, people [note the lack of 'can'] make mistakes and there's nothing about needing to have the balls to rectify them. An honest realisation of one's mistakes and a desire not to repeat them is more than sufficient imo.

 

My mistake was to marry the wrong person and stay married for 10 yrs. He was abusive and controlling and with a child in tow you better believe it took a lot of balls to get out and leave. My current fella helped me do that, he was someone I'd known for a lot of years and he helped me realise I deserved more.

 

Yes I had an affair, it's not something I'm proud of but then again i'm not ashamed of it either. I believed in marriage I thought I'd be with the same man for life, but it didn't turn out that way.

 

It's easy for you to say you should have just left but it's really not that simple when you're in that situation.

 

He took my confidence, pride, individuality, freedom and my feeling of self worth and threw them all away.

 

My fella helped me get all that back and now im the me he knew 13 years ago and I feel free and so alive.

 

So yeah I do have balls and regrets but I'll never be ashamed of who I am ever again.

 

 

Where do women get this idea that they 'deserve more'? Seems a recurring theme with most girls I've met. A lot of women (and I've had a fair few very sexy and intelligent girlfriends) rarely seem happy about their lot (in general). Us men on the other hand continue to count our lucky starts rather than whine on and on about this and that....(irony intended).

 

The other thing I find bizarre is that women who seem confident and self-assured seem so easy prey to self-esteem issues. Stop blaming men for everything and get your own fucking lives together yo! :icon_lol:

 

Something I heard a couple of years ago. A bloke I know was getting divorced. The settlement was made and the guy told his solicitor he was going to be stoney broke. And this is the eye opener: The solicitor told him not to worry about his finances as it is women who cause us blokes to spend so much on unnecessary items e.g. new curtains, new carpets etc etc etc etc and that when this desire for continually changing things for no real reason is removed, then is finances would be so much better!!!! Now lads, just think about what this solicitor said. If there are more than one or two of you who beg to differ, then I'd be staggered.

 

You're right Parky, a lot of women are just never satisfied.

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Blimey, this has got deep.

just saying folk shouldn't judge or presume on here I never have, nor have I been abusive and confrontational in a serious way.

 

Danny b should wind his neck in on matters be knows fuck all about.

 

I come on here for the banter and a laugh; I only wind up those who can take it- even wacky understands that.

 

I'm not Here to preach to others don't think anyone else should. There's a difference in having an opinion and expressing it, but you shouldn't judge others till you've walked on their shoes.

 

But that's just my opinion.

 

 

The kids a 'A' grade knacker. People just having a laugh then this morbid 4 x 2 cunt comes in and starts judging people, another thread fucked by him.

 

 

Danny, do us all a favour and fuck right off or at least stay in the nufc forum so people can get a bit of rest bite from you......wanker!

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Blimey, this has got deep.

just saying folk shouldn't judge or presume on here I never have, nor have I been abusive and confrontational in a serious way.

 

Danny b should wind his neck in on matters be knows fuck all about.

 

I come on here for the banter and a laugh; I only wind up those who can take it- even wacky understands that.

 

I'm not Here to preach to others don't think anyone else should. There's a difference in having an opinion and expressing it, but you shouldn't judge others till you've walked on their shoes.

 

But that's just my opinion.

 

 

The kids a 'A' grade knacker. People just having a laugh then this morbid 4 x 2 cunt comes in and starts judging people, another thread fucked by him.

 

 

Danny, do us all a favour and fuck right off or at least stay in the nufc forum so people can get a bit of rest bite from you......wanker!

 

Your av is currently under scrutiny by Dannybernstein in another thread. :D:icon_lol:

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You'd have thought he'd love wacky's av what with him being the forums little hitler.

 

 

You like my German helmet, don't you?

 

 

I like polishing it :icon_lol:

 

 

Damn good at it too :D

 

 

 

 

well you know god given talents - they can be a gift and a curse

 

:)

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has anyone actually applied to be lifey's wifey?

 

I've prepared (in true blue peter fashion) a questionnaire for all candidates to complete

 

Please be honest as all answers will be included in your legally binding contract should you be chosen as the lucky lady(lady being a loose term including men women childer, four and two legged beasts, haemaphrodites, transvestites and trogladites)

 

Name:

Age:

Height:

Weight:

Statistics:

Occupation:

Hobbies:

Likes in a partner:

Dislikes in a partner:

 

Personal statement:

 

I too will complete the first one

 

Name: Soccer Mom (Ms.)

Age: 32

Height: 5' 2''

Weight: 8st 6lb

Statistics: 30e-26-32

Occupation: nurse

Hobbies: pizza vino cars diamonds rubys emeralds

Likes in a partner: rich, impotent, over 82yrs of age, no family ties

Dislikes in a partner: loud, demanding, fat sweaty business men, jaguar drivers

 

Personal statement:

 

I am happy go lucky and double jointed.

 

 

 

please accept my application.

 

athankyou. :D

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has anyone actually applied to be lifey's wifey?

 

I've prepared (in true blue peter fashion) a questionnaire for all candidates to complete

 

Please be honest as all answers will be included in your legally binding contract should you be chosen as the lucky lady(lady being a loose term including men women childer, four and two legged beasts, haemaphrodites, transvestites and trogladites)

 

Name:

Age:

Height:

Weight:

Statistics:

Occupation:

Hobbies:

Likes in a partner:

Dislikes in a partner:

 

Personal statement:

 

I too will complete the first one

 

Name: Soccer Mom (Ms.)

Age: 32

Height: 5' 2''

Weight: 8st 6lb

Statistics: 30e-26-32

Occupation: nurse

Hobbies: pizza vino cars diamonds rubys emeralds

Likes in a partner: rich, impotent, over 82yrs of age, no family ties

Dislikes in a partner: loud, demanding, fat sweaty business men, jaguar drivers

 

Personal statement:

 

I am happy go lucky and double jointed.

 

 

 

please accept my application.

 

athankyou. :D

 

how many other women apart from you post on here ?

 

Catmag ?

 

Radgina ?

 

alreetlike ?

 

Bridget ? [disappeared]

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Personal statement:

 

I am happy go lucky and double jointed.

 

I once knew a girl who was double jointed, problem was she spent all her time bent over backwards tying to please.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*sorry berb but it required a quick delivery

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has anyone actually applied to be lifey's wifey?

 

I've prepared (in true blue peter fashion) a questionnaire for all candidates to complete

 

Please be honest as all answers will be included in your legally binding contract should you be chosen as the lucky lady(lady being a loose term including men women childer, four and two legged beasts, haemaphrodites, transvestites and trogladites)

 

Name:

Age:

Height:

Weight:

Statistics:

Occupation:

Hobbies:

Likes in a partner:

Dislikes in a partner:

 

Personal statement:

 

I too will complete the first one

 

Name: Soccer Mom (Ms.)

Age: 32

Height: 5' 2''

Weight: 8st 6lb

Statistics: 30e-26-32

Occupation: nurse

Hobbies: pizza vino cars diamonds rubys emeralds

Likes in a partner: rich, impotent, over 82yrs of age, no family ties

Dislikes in a partner: loud, demanding, fat sweaty business men, jaguar drivers

 

Personal statement:

 

I am happy go lucky and double jointed.

 

 

 

please accept my application.

 

athankyou. :D

 

how many other women apart from you post on here ?

 

Catmag ?

 

Radgina ?

 

alreetlike ?

 

Bridget ? [disappeared]

 

 

I thought toonraider was also a fellow female?

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has anyone actually applied to be lifey's wifey?

 

I've prepared (in true blue peter fashion) a questionnaire for all candidates to complete

 

Please be honest as all answers will be included in your legally binding contract should you be chosen as the lucky lady(lady being a loose term including men women childer, four and two legged beasts, haemaphrodites, transvestites and trogladites)

 

Name:

Age:

Height:

Weight:

Statistics:

Occupation:

Hobbies:

Likes in a partner:

Dislikes in a partner:

 

Personal statement:

 

I too will complete the first one

 

Name: Soccer Mom (Ms.)

Age: 32

Height: 5' 2''

Weight: 8st 6lb

Statistics: 30e-26-32

Occupation: nurse

Hobbies: pizza vino cars diamonds rubys emeralds

Likes in a partner: rich, impotent, over 82yrs of age, no family ties

Dislikes in a partner: loud, demanding, fat sweaty business men, jaguar drivers

 

Personal statement:

 

I am happy go lucky and double jointed.

 

 

 

please accept my application.

 

athankyou. :icon_lol:

 

how many other women apart from you post on here ?

 

Catmag ?

 

Radgina ?

 

alreetlike ?

 

Bridget ? [disappeared]

 

 

I thought toonraider was also a fellow female?

 

aye, sorry TR

 

:D

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has anyone actually applied to be lifey's wifey?

 

I've prepared (in true blue peter fashion) a questionnaire for all candidates to complete

 

Please be honest as all answers will be included in your legally binding contract should you be chosen as the lucky lady(lady being a loose term including men women childer, four and two legged beasts, haemaphrodites, transvestites and trogladites)

 

Name:

Age:

Height:

Weight:

Statistics:

Occupation:

Hobbies:

Likes in a partner:

Dislikes in a partner:

 

Personal statement:

 

I too will complete the first one

 

Name: Soccer Mom (Ms.)

Age: 32

Height: 5' 2''

Weight: 8st 6lb

Statistics: 30e-26-32

Occupation: nurse

Hobbies: pizza vino cars diamonds rubys emeralds

Likes in a partner: rich, impotent, over 82yrs of age, no family ties

Dislikes in a partner: loud, demanding, fat sweaty business men, jaguar drivers

 

Personal statement:

 

I am happy go lucky and double jointed.

 

 

 

please accept my application.

 

athankyou. :)

 

how many other women apart from you post on here ?

 

Catmag ?

 

Radgina ?

 

alreetlike ?

 

Bridget ? [disappeared]

 

 

I thought toonraider was also a fellow female?

 

aye, sorry TR

 

:D

 

How could you possibly forget t/r ??? She'll need some councilling now, to get over the trauma. Call me, Bev. Or better still, PM me a pic. :icon_lol:

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has anyone actually applied to be lifey's wifey?

 

I've prepared (in true blue peter fashion) a questionnaire for all candidates to complete

 

Please be honest as all answers will be included in your legally binding contract should you be chosen as the lucky lady(lady being a loose term including men women childer, four and two legged beasts, haemaphrodites, transvestites and trogladites)

 

Name:

Age:

Height:

Weight:

Statistics:

Occupation:

Hobbies:

Likes in a partner:

Dislikes in a partner:

 

Personal statement:

 

I too will complete the first one

 

Name: Soccer Mom (Ms.)

Age: 32

Height: 5' 2''

Weight: 8st 6lb

Statistics: 30e-26-32

Occupation: nurse

Hobbies: pizza vino cars diamonds rubys emeralds

Likes in a partner: rich, impotent, over 82yrs of age, no family ties

Dislikes in a partner: loud, demanding, fat sweaty business men, jaguar drivers

 

Personal statement:

 

I am happy go lucky and double jointed.

 

 

 

please accept my application.

 

athankyou. :)

 

how many other women apart from you post on here ?

 

Catmag ?

 

Radgina ?

 

alreetlike ?

 

Bridget ? [disappeared]

 

 

I thought toonraider was also a fellow female?

 

aye, sorry TR

 

:D

 

How could you possibly forget t/r ??? She'll need some councilling now, to get over the trauma. Call me, Bev. Or better still, PM me a pic. :icon_lol:

one day you will get that pic snakey

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Some people on here DESPERATELY need a good shag :D

 

This thread is living proof that those who always talk about it are those who aren't really getting it.

 

 

I'm just a right dirty bastard tbf

x1

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