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If they take my place for the next six weeks in bringing this child up (only kidding if the missus is reading this....)

 

I thought our first-born was a good source of insomnia but this one wants to feed hourly!! :o

 

More than that, he's going through nappies like there's no tomorrow - 15 were disposed of today alone! :o

 

And just to add insult to injury, the other one thought that the fact we were up at 2am this monring was a good excuse for a party! :o:o

 

On the plus side (honestly) I wouldn't change the little monkey for the world, he even let me catch the whole of the game last night without disturbance... :o

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If they take my place for the next six weeks in bringing this child up (only kidding if the missus is reading this....)

 

I thought our first-born was a good source of insomnia but this one wants to feed hourly!!  :o

 

More than that, he's going through nappies like there's no tomorrow - 15 were disposed of today alone!  :o

 

And just to add insult to injury, the other one thought that the fact we were up at 2am this monring was a good excuse for a party!  :o  :o

 

On the plus side (honestly) I wouldn't change the little monkey for the world, he even let me catch the whole of the game last night without disturbance... :o

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awww the little nipper takes after his da!

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If they take my place for the next six weeks in bringing this child up (only kidding if the missus is reading this....)

 

I thought our first-born was a good source of insomnia but this one wants to feed hourly!!  :o

 

More than that, he's going through nappies like there's no tomorrow - 15 were disposed of today alone!  :o

 

And just to add insult to injury, the other one thought that the fact we were up at 2am this monring was a good excuse for a party!  :o  :o

 

On the plus side (honestly) I wouldn't change the little monkey for the world, he even let me catch the whole of the game last night without disturbance... :o

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Sure. Just give me the million and you're on.
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If they take my place for the next six weeks in bringing this child up (only kidding if the missus is reading this....)

 

I thought our first-born was a good source of insomnia but this one wants to feed hourly!!  :scare:

 

More than that, he's going through nappies like there's no tomorrow - 15 were disposed of today alone!  :o

 

And just to add insult to injury, the other one thought that the fact we were up at 2am this monring was a good excuse for a party!  :o  :angry:

 

On the plus side (honestly) I wouldn't change the little monkey for the world, he even let me catch the whole of the game last night without disturbance... :o

50388[/snapback]

 

awww the little nipper takes after his da!

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You mean spending money like it's going out of fashion? See his mother for that one! :o

 

Just wish I had 5 minutes to scratch me nads - I've sourced a copy of FM2006 but it's never made it out of the packaging yet!

 

* - just to expand on the title of this thread, I never said the cheque wouldn't bounce! :o

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If they take my place for the next six weeks in bringing this child up (only kidding if the missus is reading this....)

I thought our first-born was a good source of insomnia but this one wants to feed hourly!!  :o

 

More than that, he's going through nappies like there's no tomorrow - 15 were disposed of today alone!  :o

 

And just to add insult to injury, the other one thought that the fact we were up at 2am this monring was a good excuse for a party!  :o  :o

 

On the plus side (honestly) I wouldn't change the little monkey for the world, he even let me catch the whole of the game last night without disturbance... :o

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If they take my place for the next six weeks in bringing this child up (only kidding if the missus is reading this....)

 

I thought our first-born was a good source of insomnia but this one wants to feed hourly!!  :angry:

 

More than that, he's going through nappies like there's no tomorrow - 15 were disposed of today alone!  :o

 

And just to add insult to injury, the other one thought that the fact we were up at 2am this monring was a good excuse for a party!  :o  :o

 

On the plus side (honestly) I wouldn't change the little monkey for the world, he even let me catch the whole of the game last night without disturbance... :o

50388[/snapback]

 

awww the little nipper takes after his da!

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Craig talks shite, he doesn't need nappies for that :o

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More than that, he's going through nappies like there's no tomorrow - 15 were disposed of today alone!  :o

 

 

Like father, like son. Only in his dad's case, he's dispensing it over the internet!!! :o

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I am only joking mon ami :o

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I'd take you up on that one but I don't have time to turn round with my little angel.

Nearly ten months and she still wont sleep. On the positive side there nearly always seems to be some foreign football on channel five through the night and 120 minutes on MTV2 is usually worth a watch!

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