The Grand National

[Guest Hova]

Oh and to answer your question about arse-crawling. You called Daniel "mate".

 

Your usual attitude towards Daniel?

 

What happens if I kick your lass in the cunt?

 

 

He has a good chance of losing his foot or contracting some terrible disease I would imagine

 

You are an orrible little man. I fear for child being brought up by such a cunt. You honestly have no reedeming features as far as I can tell.

 

Poison Dwarf.

 

 

I fell like tipping off the social services TBF.

 

Tipping? Fell? Even Danny is winding you up about your horse knowledge now Steven!

[Douggy B 0]

Oh and to answer your question about arse-crawling. You called Daniel "mate".

 

Your usual attitude towards Daniel?

 

What happens if I kick your lass in the cunt?

 

 

He has a good chance of losing his foot or contracting some terrible disease I would imagine

 

You are an orrible little man. I fear for child being brought up by such a cunt. You honestly have no reedeming features as far as I can tell.

 

Poison Dwarf.

 

 

I fell like tipping off the social services TBF.

 

Tipping? Fell? Even Danny is winding you up about your horse knowledge now Steven!

 

Whats your login on N-O mate?

[Guest Hova]

Oh and to answer your question about arse-crawling. You called Daniel "mate".

 

Your usual attitude towards Daniel?

 

What happens if I kick your lass in the cunt?

 

 

He has a good chance of losing his foot or contracting some terrible disease I would imagine

 

You are an orrible little man. I fear for child being brought up by such a cunt. You honestly have no reedeming features as far as I can tell.

 

Poison Dwarf.

 

 

I fell like tipping off the social services TBF.

 

Tipping? Fell? Even Danny is winding you up about your horse knowledge now Steven!

 

Whats your login on N-O mate?

 

Is N-O newcastle online.org? I'm not signed up over there but do read it. Why like?

[Papa Lazaru 0]

Some hip-hop is class tbf.

 

Was interested how a thread on the grand national turned into a discussion on hip hop!

 

And i agree, plenty of it is class, but the good stuff is pretty much all American and mostly from the past (recent or long ago), the stuff i hear from this country is invariably shite. It may sound like inverted racism, but with the odd exception all the best hip hop comes from black American guys, just seems suited to them. Though i do like Everlast as a rapper and he's white, but never was a big fan of eminem tbh.

 

Anyway its a genre of music you either like/love or completely detest with a passion and so wrongly dismiss as all being the same when it has as big a range as alot of genres of music really.

[Guest Stevie]

Oh and BTW, Hova has blatantly got history with Stevie, possibly from the NO days.

 

Totally unnecessary attack IMO, even top gamblers are streaky and Stevie always seems to have sound reasoning behind his bets, even if I don't always agree with them.

I don't even know who the cunt is mate, aside from coming across like an idiot in his posts (abusing someone for supporting Blyth), anyone who likes American Rap music is a cunt by default anyway, few I know would disagree.

 

The J69 Blyth thing was banter. You know, Steven - a bit of crack. The fact that you give both j69 and Danny so much abuse and then side with them when you want them to back you up makes you an arse-crawling two-faced cunt, by default, no?

Crawling up to them? Where did I crawl up to anyone? Banter, piss poor banter, if that's what constitutes banter where you come from then fuckin keep it. Very boring and pathetic. You've made 20 odd posts, all of them wank utterly obvious you have nothing to say, why are you here? And who the fucks Steven? Can't see no one here called Steven. Pipe down you mug. Stick to your "I am the main nigger and I pull the fuckin trigger" wank rap forums. Makes you ashamed to be English kids and attitudes like this.

 

And with the double negatives in your post it's clear that you're knuckle-dragging uneducated reputation is very accurate. What the fuck has my crack with J69 got to do with you? You got embarassed when discussing horses, so clicked my profile to try and rake up my past posts. Very good, Steven. Try making a post without using the words Wank, Cunt, Idiot, or "Out of towner" then people might actually start taking you seriously mate. I mean I saw your posts and couldn't resist the easy bite. But then it always is the knuckle draggers who'll rise to it

You claim to be 20 odd, yet for no reason abuse what I said I was going to back in the national. Why? You're a cock, faceless behind your monitor, I've said this before, I would never dream of saying anything on here I wouldn't say to somebody's face.

 

Why you calling me Steven you boring tosser, I've told you that's not my name, so why do it when you've been told ugly? Why call Danny B who is another mug, but at least he doesn't claim to support the toon, why call him Daniel? Do you know he's been christened Daniel, has he asked to be called Daniel. It's not funny is it?

 

Whether people take me seriously or not doesn't concern me, there's about 20 people on here I respect, the rest, well I either don't know enough about them or they have nothing. What people think about me isn't my problem.

 

As someone pointed out the other day, is this the type of cunt that admin want on this board?

 

Haha Wacky

[Guest Stevie]

Oh and to answer your question about arse-crawling. You called Daniel "mate".

 

Your usual attitude towards Daniel?

 

What happens if I kick your lass in the cunt?

 

 

He has a good chance of losing his foot or contracting some terrible disease I would imagine

 

You are an orrible little man. I fear for child being brought up by such a cunt. You honestly have no reedeming features as far as I can tell.

 

Poison Dwarf.

 

 

I fell like tipping off the social services TBF.

 

Tipping? Fell? Even Danny is winding you up about your horse knowledge now Steven!

It's just shit isn't it this patter

 

bit like you're tipping Steven LOL

 

sort it oot Tom lad it's predictable and shite!

Edited April 7, 2009 by Stevie

[The Fish 10662]

alex, manc, jimbo, fop, catmag, pud, bobby, happy, chez, parky... I'm trying to think on who the other 10 are..

 

p.s. I'm probably off with a couple of those too...

[Guest Stevie]

alex, manc, jimbo, fop, catmag, pud, bobby, happy, chez, parky... I'm trying to think on who the other 10 are..

 

p.s. I'm probably off with a couple of those too...

pfft you can cross a few off that list for starters Nar man. Stop taking everything I say literally. I haven't got a list of people written down you know like: cunt, cunt, cunt, good lad, cunt but can be alright*, cunt, cunt, alright, good lad, cunt, good lass, cunt, foreign but alright, cunt etc.....

 

* applicable to the odd one

 

I think you're alright Fish, you're the sort of poster who I need time to warm to, because you seem wierd at first, and I like a poster to spend more time talking about NUFC, than talking bollocks in general chat.

Edited April 7, 2009 by Stevie

[The Fish 10662]

In all honesty I don't post a lot in the Newcastle Forum because I'm afraid I'd just be parroting someone else. Plus I don't get to enough games to give an opinion on the matches outside of what I see on the tv. We all know how shit tv coverage is.

 

I'm savvy enough to know that a half cocked idea is likely to go off in my hand.. and given that I do actually give a shit about Newcastle I'd rather not look stupid talking about that.

 

the shit I spout here is because I generally couldn't give a rats ass about whatever it is I'm typing about.

[Meenzer 15346]

I'm much the same really. It's not that I have nowt to say in the Newcastle forum, it's just that usually someone else has already got there or can say what I think far better than I could manage. Besides, sometimes it's better to just sit back and watch the sparks fly.

[Guest Stevie]

I'm much the same really. It's not that I have nowt to say in the Newcastle forum, it's just that usually someone else has already got there or can say what I think far better than I could manage. Besides, sometimes it's better to just sit back and watch the sparks fly.

I like talking about other clubs as much as Newcastle, and I take the point about people having already said what you want to say, but do you never see something and think "is this kid all there?" when you vehemently have to argue a point?

[Meenzer 15346]

I'm much the same really. It's not that I have nowt to say in the Newcastle forum, it's just that usually someone else has already got there or can say what I think far better than I could manage. Besides, sometimes it's better to just sit back and watch the sparks fly.

I like talking about other clubs as much as Newcastle, and I take the point about people having already said what you want to say, but do you never see something and think "is this kid all there?" when you vehemently have to argue a point?

Oh totally. And I do get stuck in occasionally. It's partly a by-product of the season we're having though, there's only so many times you can cover the same old ground, even when there's some idiot who needs telling. Besides, I know you'll invariably arrive to take issue with them soon enough.

[Guest Stevie]

I'm much the same really. It's not that I have nowt to say in the Newcastle forum, it's just that usually someone else has already got there or can say what I think far better than I could manage. Besides, sometimes it's better to just sit back and watch the sparks fly.

I like talking about other clubs as much as Newcastle, and I take the point about people having already said what you want to say, but do you never see something and think "is this kid all there?" when you vehemently have to argue a point?

Oh totally. And I do get stuck in occasionally. It's partly a by-product of the season we're having though, there's only so many times you can cover the same old ground, even when there's some idiot who needs telling. Besides, I know you'll invariably arrive to take issue with them soon enough.

The posters who wind me up the most are the ones who aren't on the WUM. The ones who are cocky bastards. Danny is self defacing in some respects, he knows Spurs aren't all that as a club, I can get away with him sometimes, he knows my feelings on his club, and doesn't try to alter them. The one bloke that used to really do my cunt in the most on any toon board was "MartinJol" on Newcastle Online, such a smug smarmy arsehole, who had various rent boys offering him the accolade of "best non toon poster on any toon MB", when in fact he was a fat old bluffer, who very subtly promoted Tottenham, and had extremely subtle put downs of the toon. He got his "son" to post on his behalf, during a period when he claimed to be in Australia for a 5 week break for The Ashes. The amount of major sporting events he said he'd been at, he'd seen more worldwide sports events than Steve Ryder.

[Guest Hova]

Oh, I didn't make it onto Steven's RESPECT (YEAH MAN) list. Nooooooo. Someone give me a rope.

 

Do you also catergorise your mates (if you have any) into order of who is the bestest, and do they compete to get into the top five?

Edited April 8, 2009 by Hova

[Guest Hova]

Oh and BTW, Hova has blatantly got history with Stevie, possibly from the NO days.

 

Totally unnecessary attack IMO, even top gamblers are streaky and Stevie always seems to have sound reasoning behind his bets, even if I don't always agree with them.

I don't even know who the cunt is mate, aside from coming across like an idiot in his posts (abusing someone for supporting Blyth), anyone who likes American Rap music is a cunt by default anyway, few I know would disagree.

 

The J69 Blyth thing was banter. You know, Steven - a bit of crack. The fact that you give both j69 and Danny so much abuse and then side with them when you want them to back you up makes you an arse-crawling two-faced cunt, by default, no?

Crawling up to them? Where did I crawl up to anyone? Banter, piss poor banter, if that's what constitutes banter where you come from then fuckin keep it. Very boring and pathetic. You've made 20 odd posts, all of them wank utterly obvious you have nothing to say, why are you here? And who the fucks Steven? Can't see no one here called Steven. Pipe down you mug. Stick to your "I am the main nigger and I pull the fuckin trigger" wank rap forums. Makes you ashamed to be English kids and attitudes like this.

 

And with the double negatives in your post it's clear that you're knuckle-dragging uneducated reputation is very accurate. What the fuck has my crack with J69 got to do with you? You got embarassed when discussing horses, so clicked my profile to try and rake up my past posts. Very good, Steven. Try making a post without using the words Wank, Cunt, Idiot, or "Out of towner" then people might actually start taking you seriously mate. I mean I saw your posts and couldn't resist the easy bite. But then it always is the knuckle draggers who'll rise to it

You claim to be 20 odd, yet for no reason abuse what I said I was going to back in the national. Why? You're a cock, faceless behind your monitor, I've said this before, I would never dream of saying anything on here I wouldn't say to somebody's face.

 

Why you calling me Steven you boring tosser, I've told you that's not my name, so why do it when you've been told ugly? Why call Danny B who is another mug, but at least he doesn't claim to support the toon, why call him Daniel? Do you know he's been christened Daniel, has he asked to be called Daniel. It's not funny is it?

 

Whether people take me seriously or not doesn't concern me, there's about 20 people on here I respect, the rest, well I either don't know enough about them or they have nothing. What people think about me isn't my problem.

 

As someone pointed out the other day, is this the type of cunt that admin want on this board?

 

Haha Wacky

 

Guess what Steven, you're faceless behind your monitor too. It's generally how the internet works. The whole "I'd say anything to anyones face that I said on here thing" just makes me laugh. Why keep up the "I'm a confrontational tosser who isn't scared of any south-of-tyne wank cunt" stuff. It's boring. It just makes you come across soft as shite really.

 

How do you know there was no motive behind my critisizing your pick for the national? I basically know my stuff when it comes to horses, and you were talking pure shite.

[Guest Stevie]

Oh and BTW, Hova has blatantly got history with Stevie, possibly from the NO days.

 

Totally unnecessary attack IMO, even top gamblers are streaky and Stevie always seems to have sound reasoning behind his bets, even if I don't always agree with them.

I don't even know who the cunt is mate, aside from coming across like an idiot in his posts (abusing someone for supporting Blyth), anyone who likes American Rap music is a cunt by default anyway, few I know would disagree.

 

The J69 Blyth thing was banter. You know, Steven - a bit of crack. The fact that you give both j69 and Danny so much abuse and then side with them when you want them to back you up makes you an arse-crawling two-faced cunt, by default, no?

Crawling up to them? Where did I crawl up to anyone? Banter, piss poor banter, if that's what constitutes banter where you come from then fuckin keep it. Very boring and pathetic. You've made 20 odd posts, all of them wank utterly obvious you have nothing to say, why are you here? And who the fucks Steven? Can't see no one here called Steven. Pipe down you mug. Stick to your "I am the main nigger and I pull the fuckin trigger" wank rap forums. Makes you ashamed to be English kids and attitudes like this.

 

And with the double negatives in your post it's clear that you're knuckle-dragging uneducated reputation is very accurate. What the fuck has my crack with J69 got to do with you? You got embarassed when discussing horses, so clicked my profile to try and rake up my past posts. Very good, Steven. Try making a post without using the words Wank, Cunt, Idiot, or "Out of towner" then people might actually start taking you seriously mate. I mean I saw your posts and couldn't resist the easy bite. But then it always is the knuckle draggers who'll rise to it

You claim to be 20 odd, yet for no reason abuse what I said I was going to back in the national. Why? You're a cock, faceless behind your monitor, I've said this before, I would never dream of saying anything on here I wouldn't say to somebody's face.

 

Why you calling me Steven you boring tosser, I've told you that's not my name, so why do it when you've been told ugly? Why call Danny B who is another mug, but at least he doesn't claim to support the toon, why call him Daniel? Do you know he's been christened Daniel, has he asked to be called Daniel. It's not funny is it?

 

Whether people take me seriously or not doesn't concern me, there's about 20 people on here I respect, the rest, well I either don't know enough about them or they have nothing. What people think about me isn't my problem.

 

As someone pointed out the other day, is this the type of cunt that admin want on this board?

 

Haha Wacky

 

Guess what Steven, you're faceless behind your monitor too. It's generally how the internet works. The whole "I'd say anything to anyones face that I said on here thing" just makes me laugh. Why keep up the "I'm a confrontational tosser who isn't scared of any south-of-tyne wank cunt" stuff. It's boring. It just makes you come across soft as shite really.

 

How do you know there was no motive behind my critisizing your pick for the national? I basically know my stuff when it comes to horses, and you were talking pure shite.

You know your stuff when it comes to horses, as Mon Mone proved anything can win the national almost you idiot, let alone a horse what has led for 3 and a half miles, you are a cock of the highest order, you have NOTHING to contribute, and just in general seem like a noise, as Alan Partridge would say. You must at least attempt to try harder, ask one of your mates to help you maybe or just leave, you're dull.

[Guest Stevie]

Oh, I didn't make it onto Steven's RESPECT (YEAH MAN) list. Nooooooo. Someone give me a rope.

 

Do you also catergorise your mates (if you have any) into order of who is the bestest, and do they compete to get into the top five?

Oh dear. Of course none of what I said was tongue in cheek. What an arsehole.

[Guest alex]

Fish / meezner

 

It's a shame you both feel unwilling to post more on football topics. All views make for interesting Reading and debate , not just those of the football anoraks.

 

Internet forums are a place where you read views of people you would never have a conservation with in your day to day life, which is why they can be so entertaining.

 

I hate it when I see all those guests and just wish they would join up and join in. Perhaps if more people were involved in a thread they would feel less intimidated to jump in.

Put off by your patter I reckon.

[Renton 21040]

I won the National with Mon Mome as it happens.

 

Actually it was only a work sweep stake and I kicked myself for not backing it with a real bet but still better than nowt.

[The Fish 10662]

Fish / meezner

 

It's a shame you both feel unwilling to post more on football topics. All views make for interesting Reading and debate , not just those of the football anoraks.

 

Internet forums are a place where you read views of people you would never have a conservation with in your day to day life, which is why they can be so entertaining.

 

I hate it when I see all those guests and just wish they would join up and join in. Perhaps if more people were involved in a thread they would feel less intimidated to jump in.

 

Ps very entertaining Stevie and Hova

If I had the choice of reading the opinion of someone who bases it solely on the highlights they catch on Match of The Day or the opinion of someone at the match, I know what I'd pick.

 

I've always got an opinion on the bigger picture stuff, but it's generally already been typed up by someone else, so why repeat it?

 

Plus, other people do the indignant rage thing, far better than I... I'm too moderate for all that nonsense.

[Jusoda Kid 1]

I won the National with Mon Mome as it happens.

 

Actually it was only a work sweep stake and I kicked myself for not backing it with a real bet but still better than nowt.

 

 

Danny B's girlfriend's thoughts when she selected him from the Geoffrey Rhodes Centre, Pool 'B' Team to be her knight in shining armour.

Edited April 8, 2009 by Wacky Jnr

[Guest Hova]

Oh, I didn't make it onto Steven's RESPECT (YEAH MAN) list. Nooooooo. Someone give me a rope.

 

Do you also catergorise your mates (if you have any) into order of who is the bestest, and do they compete to get into the top five?

Oh dear. Of course none of what I said was tongue in cheek. What an arsehole.

 

Everything I said previously was tongue in cheek you total cock-sock, you just bit pretty hard because I obviously touched a nerve by declaring you a mug punter.

 

Oh and I obviously contribute nothing. Unlike you, whose job it is to inform people that they are either a clueless utter wank, a cunt of the highest order, or from the wrong area to be allowed to be here. Or in the case of rival fans that might visit, you serve the purpose of telling them that you once visited their city, that was a shithole of a place, and that they support a pathetic nothing club. that pretty much sums up your crack entirely. And you say that i contribute nothing? Ironic, considering I've just summed up everything you have contributed in over 5,000 posts in just a couple of sentences.

[Douggy B 0]

Hova, it is obvious you are an ex member from here or a poster from NO.

 

I dont think Stevie has gone on a out of towner rant since you have joined here. Its clear to anybody with half a brain that you and Stevie have history.

 

You aren't Torres are you? *shudders*

[Guest Stevie]

Oh, I didn't make it onto Steven's RESPECT (YEAH MAN) list. Nooooooo. Someone give me a rope.

 

Do you also catergorise your mates (if you have any) into order of who is the bestest, and do they compete to get into the top five?

Oh dear. Of course none of what I said was tongue in cheek. What an arsehole.

 

Everything I said previously was tongue in cheek you total cock-sock, you just bit pretty hard because I obviously touched a nerve by declaring you a mug punter.

 

Oh and I obviously contribute nothing. Unlike you, whose job it is to inform people that they are either a clueless utter wank, a cunt of the highest order, or from the wrong area to be allowed to be here. Or in the case of rival fans that might visit, you serve the purpose of telling them that you once visited their city, that was a shithole of a place, and that they support a pathetic nothing club. that pretty much sums up your crack entirely. And you say that i contribute nothing? Ironic, considering I've just summed up everything you have contributed in over 5,000 posts in just a couple of sentences.

Bits in bold are fucking spot on, but it doesn't get away from the fact you're a wank with nothing to say yourself. Your contribution to this message board is posting some of the wankest black music youtubes I've seen, coming across as a cunt, and failing to pipe down.

 

You haven't said anything though you southern wank. Tell me what you have said in this thread which bares no reference to me, you're a mug mate, say something or fuck off you boring southern cunt. You just write drivel, you haven't said anything in this thread yet, as I said faceless southern tosser behind a screen. Why do you support Newcastle from down South?

Edited April 8, 2009 by Stevie

[Guest Stevie]

Hova, it is obvious you are an ex member from here or a poster from NO.

 

I dont think Stevie has gone on a out of towner rant since you have joined here. Its clear to anybody with half a brain that you and Stevie have history.

 

You aren't Torres are you? *shudders*

No it's some piss poor WUM from down south, unless there's a mask on the IP, doubt it though, at least you have something interesting to say once every six months. I'll just put the cunt on ignore, if admin are goind to watch threads descend in to wankiness, can't be arsed with childish net people who are obsessed by me.