Official Jimbo's TV Confirmation: Alan Shearer: Manager of Newcastle United

[Craig 7223]

So he'll be presented on Thursday rather than the morning?

[Kitman 2470]

  ewerk said:

  Brock Manson said:

If Wise really is leaving, can you blame him? Christ, I can't imagine Shearer reacting too well to an odious little vagina like that signing players over his head.

 

It'd be worth it just to see Shearer's reaction.

 

I picture him picking up Wise and throwing him against the wall, with Wise sticking there upside down, in the manner of a pub dwarf throwing competition

[Jimbo 175]

  Craig said:

So he'll be presented on Thursday rather than the morning?

 

 

They need that length of time so SKY can pump Jim White full of caffeine for the press conference.

[ChezGiven 0]

taking obama's limelight tbh

[Craig 7223]

Not to mention that they can get plenty of soundbites from the mongs...

[Ketsbaia 0]

  Jimbo said:

  Craig said:

So he'll be presented on Thursday rather than the morning?

 

 

They need that length of time so SKY can pump Jim White full of caffeine for the press conference.

 

"So Alan, what made you come back here and manage your home town club when they were in such trouble. Was it these fantastically brilliant amazing fans or was it because you've got the heart of a Lion and courage of a WW2 fighter pilot?"

[Kitman 2470]

  Craig said:

Not to mention that they can get plenty of soundbites from the mongs...

 

*Shudder*

[Jimbo 175]

  ChezGiven said:

taking obama's limelight tbh

 

 

Can we stay avoid the drop ??

 

"Yes we can".

[The Fish 11392]

  Jimbo said:

  ChezGiven said:

taking obama's limelight tbh

 

 

Can we stay avoid the drop ??

 

"Yes we can".

get photoshop-ing fellas

[Ayatollah Hermione 15012]

This fucking club, man.

[dbsweeney 0]

If this doesn't put fire in the bellies of our lads, nothin' will.

 

As Jimbo says,

 

Can we stay up?

 

Yes, we can!!!!!

[bawan 0]

  Jimbo said:

  ChezGiven said:

taking obama's limelight tbh

 

 

Can we stay avoid the drop ??

 

"Yes we can".

Change is here!!!!!

Edited March 31, 2009 by bawan

[Sir Bob Almighty! 0]

After these 8 games big Al is bound to finally lose the rest of that hair hes been clinging to for the last 5 years tbh.

[Tom 14195]

[OTF 8580]

  Andrew said:

just thought, his first game is chelsea

 

He'll watch that match from the stands, no doubt. They're not stupid enough to stick him out there for his first match against Chelsea (are they?).

[ChezGiven 0]

  Jimbo said:

  ChezGiven said:

taking obama's limelight tbh

 

 

Can we stay avoid the drop ??

 

"Yes we can".

Placing his hands on the arc of history and bending it to his will

[Craig 7223]

  ChezGiven said:

taking obama's limelight tbh

 

Who??

[manc-mag 1]

  Bassong Almighty! said:

After these 8 games big Al is bound to finally lose the rest of that hair hes been clinging to for the last 5 years tbh.

 

Has he still got that head merkin?

[Tom 14195]

  OzToonFan said:

  Andrew said:

just thought, his first game is chelsea

 

He'll watch that match from the stands, no doubt. They're not stupid enough to stick him out there for his first match against Chelsea (are they?).

 

Yes.

[JUICE690 0]

  Tom said:

Shearer becomes our fourth manager of a mad season and while he's totally unproven in the job, has more feeling for this club in his spit than Kinnear and Hughton combined.

 

He could scarcely do worse than them./quote]

 

Fuck me is that some kind of record lol

Edited March 31, 2009 by JUICE690

[Meenzer 16717]

  Stiva said:

This fucking club, man.

This.

 

Bloody hell.

[dbsweeney 0]

Now's the time for those vital 9 points.

[Sir Bob Almighty! 0]

I cant say that i think we'll stay up yet.

 

But i feel much better having mr Shearer at the helm than either mr clipboard or fat joe.

 

This will give the team a huge morale boost and finally someone in charge who they have the utmost respect for ( or so i would imagine)

 

It will certainly be interesting to see what kind of play Shearer prefers, will he take it easy and pay defensive, or will he go out there gung ho?

 

1-1 on saturday methinks.

[Geordiejihad 0]

All it needs now is Keegan as DOF .....

[Jimbo 175]

Well lads, that's the theme of tonight's wank sorted !