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Going on like we're safe and Ashley and Llambias are the ones to thank.

 

What a lid!

 

To be fair they'll deserve some credit if we do stay up.

 

To be fair they deserve most of the credit for getting us in the relegation spots to begin with.

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Going on like we're safe and Ashley and Llambias are the ones to thank.

 

What a lid!

 

To be fair they'll deserve some credit if we do stay up.

 

To be fair they deserve most of the credit for getting us in the relegation spots to begin with.

 

As Mr Loaf sang, you took the words right out of my mouth.

 

Like giving McDonalds credit for reduced obesity because they do a salad sarnie too these days.

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Lee Ryder''s Blog...

 

Going on like we're safe and Ashley and Llambias are the ones to thank.

 

What a lid!

 

To be fair they'll deserve some credit if we do stay up.

 

To be fair they deserve most of the credit for getting us in the relegation spots to begin with.

 

;)

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Lee Ryder''s Blog...

 

Going on like we're safe and Ashley and Llambias are the ones to thank.

 

What a lid!

 

To be fair they'll deserve some credit if we do stay up.

 

To be fair they deserve most of the credit for getting us in the relegation spots to begin with.

;)

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Alan Shearer tonight sensationally accepted the post to take on Newcastle United and attempt to save their place in the Premier League.

 

The legendary number 9 and club's record scorer will be paraded to the media in due course and will spark scenes of excitement.

 

It is Mike Ashley's response to the intense pressure heaped upon him after making a real mess of affairs at St James's Park this season.

 

Ashley backed Dennis Wise at a time when Kevin Keegan was unhappy with life on Tyneside which resulted in him quitting the club causing uproar in Newcastle.

 

However, how many Ashley crictics will change their tune now Shearer has agreed to join up?

 

Many will be more concerned with Newcastle staying up and with Chris Hughton failing to raise the much maligned Magpies, masses will feel that with KK's ties well and truly broken with the club despite Wise's imminent departure - Shearer was the only man for the job.

 

Without doubt Shearer will already have the respect of the dressing room and he won't take any nonsense from anybody - the whole changing room will know the score from day one.

 

In fact he will strike the fear of God down any player caught slacking to delight the Toon Army.

 

Then you have the fact that Shearer's return will keep Michael Owen on board and attract new stars in the style of Keegan, if he is handed cash to spend - and that will surely have been a condition of him coming back.

 

Throw into that the fact that the crowd will be re-ignited and the remaining eight games now have a totally different complexion.

 

Indeed suddenly beating Chelsea becomes a realistic possibility given Shearer's input, influence and drive - while the must win games over Fulham, Boro and Pompey have also become sell out matches.

 

For many there were always only two candidates to get Newcastle back on the map, Kevin Keegan or Big Al.

 

With many feeling KK's patience at SJP had been cracked all together and beyond repair, Shearer's fresh input is the best case scenario.

 

And even though Shearer doesn't have managerial experience - the only question for Geordies is: Who cares?

 

Shearer has been working quietly on his coaching badges since retirement but it looks like he has ended up with itchy feet despite the comfort of TV studios.

 

Shearer is the main man on Tyneside and now the hurdle of the ex-England skipper getting on with Ashley has been overcome, many now feel that staying up is suddenly no longer such a struggle.

 

A new manager will never come in with the club top of the table but Shearer would perhaps prefer to come in now rather than in the Championship - which is where we were heading until this evening.

 

With Wise on the way out, the future of Joe Kinnear is also up in the air but whether he will be retained in an upstairs role is still to be confirmed.

 

Either way, Shearer's dramatic return has sent shockwaves around the football world.

 

More importantly though his arrival should save Newcastle and while Ashley and Derek Llambias have been battered from pillar to post - where does it leave your feelings on the controverisal duo now?

 

What a tooll.

 

Going on like we're safe and Ashley and Llambias are the ones to thank.

 

What a lid!

 

To be fair they'll deserve some credit if we do stay up.

Aren't you forgetting they're the ones who got us into this mess?

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guess thats a fail......Doh

 

 

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I dont think you can add html code directly into your sig I'm afraid. There might be a way around it but I haven't tried it yet and I'm in the middle of being screamed at by a client. ;)

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Haven't read the rest of the thread as it probably reads like a gay porn mag but I reckon if anyone can keep us up it's Big Al. Hopefully he'll give them the rocket up their arse they all need and we get some points on the board.

 

I fancy Owen to start rattling a few in and us not to see Ameobi again this season, well we can all dream. ;)

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Is it just me, or is sky sports news the most repetitive channel in the entire world?

 

I've seen the same Newcastle manager analysis at least 7 times since 1pm ;)

 

I know what you mean. I've been watching the same since around 1pm too. I NEED MORE FFS.

 

Productivity has gone right down the pan this afternoon like. Timewasting I can ill afford too....

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Is it just me, or is sky sports news the most repetitive channel in the entire world?

 

I've seen the same Newcastle manager analysis at least 7 times since 1pm ;)

 

I know what you mean. I've been watching the same since around 1pm too. I NEED MORE FFS.

 

Productivity has gone right down the pan this afternoon like. Timewasting I can ill afford too....

 

I hear that!

 

I have an assignment to do for uni that i havent even so much as looked at, today was meant to be the day, but Shearer has put a stop to any chance of that.

 

Him and his wonderful hair piece :nufc:

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However, how many Ashley critics will change their tune now Shearer has agreed to join up?

 

Aye we'll all be so blinded by Shearer's appointment we won't notice if we get relegated, or have another transfer window when we spend the thin end of fuck all, or are involved in another relegation battle next season. We'll all just close our eyes and sing Shearer, Shearer. What a fucking arsehole he is.

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However, how many Ashley critics will change their tune now Shearer has agreed to join up?

 

Aye we'll all be so blinded by Shearer's appointment we won't notice if we get relegated, or have another transfer window when we spend the thin end of fuck all, or are involved in another relegation battle next season. We'll all just close our eyes and sing Shearer, Shearer. What a fucking arsehole he is.

 

I think i'll notice like ;)

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guess thats a fail......Doh

 

 

Admin!

 

I dont think you can add html code directly into your sig I'm afraid. There might be a way around it but I haven't tried it yet and I'm in the middle of being screamed at by a client. ;)

 

Tell them to fuck off. The customer is always wrong.

 

Aye, but only when the invoice clears :nufc:

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Just listened to the interview with Richard Bevan on SSN. Shearer doesn't have his pro licence yet so I was right.

 

Sounds like he might have it in time for next season though ;)

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On a less optimistic note, Shearer may only have 3 games to save us not 8. It might be all over bar the shouting by the end of this month. If we can't at least get results from Stoke and Pompy we're probably as good as fucked anyway thinking about it ;)

 

Didn't we say the same thing back in 1992 when both Wolves and Derby tonked us....

 

I seem to recall the consensus was "We'll never get anything against Pompey & Leicester.."

Especially when you think Portsmouth had just played Liverpool off the park twice in consequtive games before they played us.

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Lee Ryder''s Blog...

 

Going on like we're safe and Ashley and Llambias are the ones to thank.

 

What a lid!

 

To be fair they'll deserve some credit if we do stay up.

 

To be fair they deserve most of the credit for getting us in the relegation spots to begin with.

 

Yep, obviously they've caused the mess...no argument here. I'm pleasantly surprised that they're doing something about it though, however late.

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Lee Ryder''s Blog...

 

Going on like we're safe and Ashley and Llambias are the ones to thank.

 

What a lid!

 

To be fair they'll deserve some credit if we do stay up.

 

To be fair they deserve most of the credit for getting us in the relegation spots to begin with.

 

Yep, obviously they've caused the mess...no argument here. I'm pleasantly surprised that they're doing something about it though, however late.

 

Season ticket sales are down so what was the obvious thing to do?

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Lee Ryder''s Blog...

 

Going on like we're safe and Ashley and Llambias are the ones to thank.

 

What a lid!

 

To be fair they'll deserve some credit if we do stay up.

 

To be fair they deserve most of the credit for getting us in the relegation spots to begin with.

 

Yep, obviously they've caused the mess...no argument here. I'm pleasantly surprised that they're doing something about it though, however late.

 

Season ticket sales are down so what was the obvious thing to do?

 

I don't think we're disagreeing are we? ;)

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