Official Jimbo's TV Confirmation: Alan Shearer: Manager of Newcastle United

[Asprilla 96]

Love it when Newcastle get a new boss and it goes in the main news, rather than the sports section like it does for other clubs.

 

First item on FiveLive news, just pipping Obama's visit to Downing Street

[Toonraider 0]

Love it when Newcastle get a new boss and it goes in the main news, rather than the sports section like it does for other clubs.

 

That's why Danny hates us.

 

We're a club that matters and always will be.

 

Very nicely put.

[Guest alex]

Well I'm flabbergasted!!!! Someone on my facebook hinted at this yesterday at noon by the way, but couldnt say anymore. I thought it was an April fool's too.

Im so hyper now I cant sleep. I rekon Shearer probably despises Ashley but has put that aside because of his genuine and obvious love for his club. I dont care what Ashley's motives are- we now have a chance, perhaps not of staying up but hopefully of rebuilding the club we all love.

Im torn in two really because I've always wanted Shearer in charge but not untill he'd gained some managerial experience elsewhere (preferably at Torquay united ) Im so scared it will go wrong and spoil my dream. Still, something had to be done and BigAl seeing the complete shambles we are in probably felt almost compelled to step in, theres no one I'd rather have in charge.

It's make or break this season imo. You can forget about rebuilding in the foreseeable if we don't stay up and I can't see him being here next year, should that happen. And there's a good chance he won't be here next season regardless. I think we've got a fighting chance of staying up now though.

[Jimbo 175]

Love it when Newcastle get a new boss and it goes in the main news, rather than the sports section like it does for other clubs.

 

First item on FiveLive news, just pipping Obama's visit to Downing Street

 

 

Not bad for a little club with a big stadium

[Big Onion 0]

Mental. I'm convinced we'll get more points over the next eight games than we would have otherwise, and that's all that matters for now.

 

*Suspends cynicism about Ashley till the end of the season*

 

Wise must be fucking toast as well I hope Shearer brings in Rob Lee, although I just had talkshite on in the car and Brazil said Phil cunting Brown is coming in as assistant (thankfully he's usually wrong).

[Craig 6700]

Well I'm flabbergasted!!!! Someone on my facebook hinted at this yesterday at noon by the way, but couldnt say anymore. I thought it was an April fool's too.

Im so hyper now I cant sleep. I rekon Shearer probably despises Ashley but has put that aside because of his genuine and obvious love for his club. I dont care what Ashley's motives are- we now have a chance, perhaps not of staying up but hopefully of rebuilding the club we all love.

Im torn in two really because I've always wanted Shearer in charge but not untill he'd gained some managerial experience elsewhere (preferably at Torquay united ) Im so scared it will go wrong and spoil my dream. Still, something had to be done and BigAl seeing the complete shambles we are in probably felt almost compelled to step in, theres no one I'd rather have in charge.

It's make or break this season imo. You can forget about rebuilding in the foreseeable if we don't stay up and I can't see him being here next year, should that happen. And there's a good chance he won't be here next season regardless. I think we've got a fighting chance of staying up now though.

 

We've been given the best chance possible.

 

What fucks me off is the brain-dead fuckwits calling into phone-ins calling us delusional Geordies totally losing perspective and expecting us to walk the league. They're fucking clueless man.

[Craig 6700]

Mental. I'm convinced we'll get more points over the next eight games than we would have otherwise, and that's all that matters for now.

 

*Suspends cynicism about Ashley till the end of the season*

 

Wise must be fucking toast as well I hope Shearer brings in Rob Lee, although I just had talkshite on in the car and Brazil said Phil cunting Brown is coming in as assistant (thankfully he's usually wrong).

 

Why on earth would that Mackem twat give up the managers job at Hull for us?

[peasepud 59]

I also believe that there is zero chance of both Ashley and Shearer being here next season one will have gone, let's just hope it's Ash. Until then nothing else matters but the next 8 games.

 

 

It's upto all of us to make the best of them.

 

Altogether now!!!

[Big Onion 0]

Mental. I'm convinced we'll get more points over the next eight games than we would have otherwise, and that's all that matters for now.

 

*Suspends cynicism about Ashley till the end of the season*

 

Wise must be fucking toast as well I hope Shearer brings in Rob Lee, although I just had talkshite on in the car and Brazil said Phil cunting Brown is coming in as assistant (thankfully he's usually wrong).

 

Why on earth would that Mackem twat give up the managers job at Hull for us?

 

No idea at all, and it does sound like a pile of horseshit to me like. Have Shearer and Brown got any connections? I can't think of anyone more unlikely, on the face of it, that Shearer might want to bring in. Shearer fucking hates mackems.

[Inglez 0]

Shearer!

 

[Jimbo 175]

SSN just had Darren Lewis from The Mirror on, after a few blah blah blah "Newcastle have been shite" comments, he comes out with an absolute pearler:

 

"...and £10m Fabrizio Coloccini has failed to hold down a place"

 

played every single match this season !

[smoggeordie 0]

Bring on the new messiah...

 

 

[Toonraider 0]

Well I'm flabbergasted!!!! Someone on my facebook hinted at this yesterday at noon by the way, but couldnt say anymore. I thought it was an April fool's too.

Im so hyper now I cant sleep. I rekon Shearer probably despises Ashley but has put that aside because of his genuine and obvious love for his club. I dont care what Ashley's motives are- we now have a chance, perhaps not of staying up but hopefully of rebuilding the club we all love.

Im torn in two really because I've always wanted Shearer in charge but not untill he'd gained some managerial experience elsewhere (preferably at Torquay united ) Im so scared it will go wrong and spoil my dream. Still, something had to be done and BigAl seeing the complete shambles we are in probably felt almost compelled to step in, theres no one I'd rather have in charge.

It's make or break this season imo. You can forget about rebuilding in the foreseeable if we don't stay up and I can't see him being here next year, should that happen. And there's a good chance he won't be here next season regardless. I think we've got a fighting chance of staying up now though.

 

I rekon (or maybe more hoping) that whether we stay up or go down, Shearer will by then have been bitten by the challenge of being Toon Boss, I cant see him easily relinguishing the reins to anyone else. He's Mr Determind himself. Once he has his own people around him, if he's able to do that then I cant see him wanting to walk.

I wonder if he'll bring Mike Newell in.

[Dr Gloom 22145]

the only man that could unite fans and galvanise the dressing room in our current sutuation. this is the appointment that should have happened after keegan walked

[paddy 17]

Bring on the new messiah...

 

 

i love this pic, league cup v blackburn, he was pointing at the little shitty stand at blackburn, i was in the second row, trying so damn hard not to jump out my seat like a twat!

 

roll on Saturday, i'm travelling up for the game on the saturday, me thinks i might come on the friday night and stay till sunday

 

 

HEEEEYYYYYYY ALAN SHEARER OOH AHH

[Guest alex]

Well I'm flabbergasted!!!! Someone on my facebook hinted at this yesterday at noon by the way, but couldnt say anymore. I thought it was an April fool's too.

Im so hyper now I cant sleep. I rekon Shearer probably despises Ashley but has put that aside because of his genuine and obvious love for his club. I dont care what Ashley's motives are- we now have a chance, perhaps not of staying up but hopefully of rebuilding the club we all love.

Im torn in two really because I've always wanted Shearer in charge but not untill he'd gained some managerial experience elsewhere (preferably at Torquay united ) Im so scared it will go wrong and spoil my dream. Still, something had to be done and BigAl seeing the complete shambles we are in probably felt almost compelled to step in, theres no one I'd rather have in charge.

It's make or break this season imo. You can forget about rebuilding in the foreseeable if we don't stay up and I can't see him being here next year, should that happen. And there's a good chance he won't be here next season regardless. I think we've got a fighting chance of staying up now though.

 

I rekon (or maybe more hoping) that whether we stay up or go down, Shearer will by then have been bitten by the challenge of being Toon Boss, I cant see him easily relinguishing the reins to anyone else. He's Mr Determind himself. Once he has his own people around him, if he's able to do that then I cant see him wanting to walk.

I wonder if he'll bring Mike Newell in.

It'll take either the club being sold or massive assurances (in writing) from Ashley. We'll cross that bridge when we reach it though.

[Toonraider 0]

what a beautiful day

[Big Onion 0]

"Mike Ashley would solve a lot of his problems by appointing Alan and accepting that mistakes have been made. Alan could be a priceless get out of jail card. Now is the time to make the club what we all want [it to be]."

 

Lee, who spent ten seasons at Newcastle, admitted he would consider returning to the club alongside Shearer. "Yes I would love to be part of it," he said.

(from last November).

 

I'd absolutely love to see Rob Lee come back as Shearer's number two me

[Guest alex]

"Mike Ashley would solve a lot of his problems by appointing Alan and accepting that mistakes have been made. Alan could be a priceless get out of jail card. Now is the time to make the club what we all want [it to be]."

 

Lee, who spent ten seasons at Newcastle, admitted he would consider returning to the club alongside Shearer. "Yes I would love to be part of it," he said.

(from last November).

 

I'd absolutely love to see Rob Lee come back as Shearer's number two me

I wouldn't like to be in a round with them mind

[Big Onion 0]

"Mike Ashley would solve a lot of his problems by appointing Alan and accepting that mistakes have been made. Alan could be a priceless get out of jail card. Now is the time to make the club what we all want [it to be]."

 

Lee, who spent ten seasons at Newcastle, admitted he would consider returning to the club alongside Shearer. "Yes I would love to be part of it," he said.

(from last November).

 

I'd absolutely love to see Rob Lee come back as Shearer's number two me

I wouldn't like to be in a round with them mind

 

Aye Lee's a notorious skinflint they say. I vaguely recollect Howey saying something about him driving 300 miles for a free t-shirt or some such

 

Just a gut feeling I've always had, but I think Lee would be perfect as number two here. If only wishing it could make it so

[Scottish Mag 3]

[donaldstott 0]

"Mike Ashley would solve a lot of his problems by appointing Alan and accepting that mistakes have been made. Alan could be a priceless get out of jail card. Now is the time to make the club what we all want [it to be]."

 

Lee, who spent ten seasons at Newcastle, admitted he would consider returning to the club alongside Shearer. "Yes I would love to be part of it," he said.

(from last November).

 

I'd absolutely love to see Rob Lee come back as Shearer's number two me

I wouldn't like to be in a round with them mind

 

Stick a lump of coal up Rob Lee's arse and in two weeks you'd have a diamond...

[charvski 0]

was mike newell not that guy at luton, that said women should never been linesman, and when someone called him sexist he said yes i am

 

i think if he brings in rob lee and mike newell thats got to be 100 per cent better than clipborardless chris, and colin bastard calderwood

Edited April 1, 2009 by charvski

[donaldstott 0]

was mike newell not that guy at luton, that said women should never been linesman, and when someone called him sexist he said yes i am

 

i think if he brings in rob lee and mike newell thats got to be 100 per cent better than clipborardless chris, and colin bastard calderwood

 

Wasn't there a story about Newell pissing on Supermac's car after a corporate session at SJP.

[Tooj 17]

Mike Newell is an absolute waste of space.