Mike Ashleys TV Interview

[Monkeys Fist 41318]

Right said Mike, both of us together, one each end and steady as we go

Tried to to shift it, couldn't even lift it, we was getting nowhere

And so, we, had a cup of tea

 

Right said Mike, give a shout to Derek, up comes Derek from the floor below

After straining, heaving and complaining, we was getting nowhere

And so, we, had a cup of tea

 

Derek had a think and he thought we ought, to sell off all the players

sack the man that answers prayers, but it did no good, well I never thought it would

 

Right said Mike, have to buy some cheap ones, to get some cheap ones wouldn't take a mo

Bought some cheap ones, even got a free one, should have got us somewhere but no

So Mike said lets have another cup of tea and we said right-o

 

Right said Mike, have to take some points now, need more points to shift the so and so

Brought in Joe Kinnear, I'm not jokin here, and it got us nowhere

And so, we, had a cup of tea

 

Right said Mike, have to sell some tickets, them there tickets are gonna have to go

Brought in Shearer, relegations only nearer, we was getting nowhere

And so, we, had a cup of tea

 

Derek had a think and and he said look Mike, I've got a sort of feeling

If I do some dealing, with a pound or two we can avoid division two

 

Right said Mike, making the fans sadder, I've made millions now stick it in the bank

Was he in trouble? no he burst the bubble, and landed on his feet

So Derek and me had another cup of tea and then we went home

 

I said to Derek we'll just have to leave the ship, stranded in the championship

You see the trouble with Mike is he's too hasty

Now you never get nowhere if you're too hasty

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[Guest Eleven Donkeys]

Ashley can only do more harm than good by doing a TV interview. There’s nothing he can say that will inspire the players or the supporters, but plenty of scope for pissing people off.

 

He could stay away for the rest of the season. That might help.

[Craig 6579]

Right said Mike, both of us together, one each end and steady as we go

Tried to to shift it, couldn't even lift it, we was getting nowhere

And so, we, had a cup of tea

 

Right said Mike, give a shout to Derek, up comes Derek from the floor below

After straining, heaving and complaining, we was getting nowhere

And so, we, had a cup of tea

 

Derek had a think and he thought we ought, to sell off all the players

sack the man that answers prayers, but it did no good, well I never thought it would

 

Right said Mike, have to buy some cheap ones, to get some cheap ones wouldn't take a mo

Bought some cheap ones, even got a free one, should have got us somewhere but no

So Mike said lets have another cup of tea and we said right-o

 

Right said Mike, have to take some points now, need more points to shift the so and so

Brought in Joe Kinnear, I'm not jokin here, and it got us nowhere

And so, we, had a cup of tea

 

Right said Mike, have to sell some tickets, them there tickets are gonna have to go

Brought in Shearer, relegations only nearer, we was getting nowhere

And so, we, had a cup of tea

 

Derek had a think and and he said look Mike, I've got a sort of feeling

If I do some dealing, with a pound or two we can avoid division two

 

Right said Mike, making the fans sadder, I've made millions now stick it in the bank

Was he in trouble? no he burst the bubble, and landed on his feet

So Derek and me had another cup of tea and then we went home

 

I said to Derek we'll just have to leave the ship, stranded in the championship

You see the trouble with Mike is he's too hasty

Now you never get nowhere if you're too hasty

 

You have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on your hands!

[maggiespaws 0]

That looks familiar, is it based on something else? Not the subject obviously

 

EDIT: Googled for my own answer - it is a song by Right Said Fred. God knows why it looked familiar to me though!

 

Top effort though HF

 

New Edit: *shakes head and hangs it low* The song was by Bernard Cribbens and was called Right Said Fred. I need to look at things more carefully instead of trying to quickly edit my posts

 

 

HF's post is even funnier if you read it with the above tune in your head

[Happy Face 29]

HF's post is even funnier if you read it with the above tune in your head

 

You're being kind to say "even" rather than "slightly".

[maggiespaws 0]

HF's post is even funnier if you read it with the above tune in your head

 

You're being kind to say "even" rather than "slightly".

 

That's the kind of guy I am....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

..... outdoor apparel donned and transport is forthcoming!

[manc-mag 1]

That looks familiar, is it based on something else? Not the subject obviously

 

EDIT: Googled for my own answer - it is a song by Right Said Fred. God knows why it looked familiar to me though!

 

Top effort though HF

 

New Edit: *shakes head and hangs it low* The song was by Bernard Cribbens and was called Right Said Fred. I need to look at things more carefully instead of trying to quickly edit my posts

 

 

HF's post is even funnier if you read it with the above tune in your head

 

 

Fucking hell, just made my night with that post Trigger.

[maggiespaws 0]

That looks familiar, is it based on something else? Not the subject obviously

 

EDIT: Googled for my own answer - it is a song by Right Said Fred. God knows why it looked familiar to me though!

 

Top effort though HF

 

New Edit: *shakes head and hangs it low* The song was by Bernard Cribbens and was called Right Said Fred. I need to look at things more carefully instead of trying to quickly edit my posts

 

 

HF's post is even funnier if you read it with the above tune in your head

 

 

Fucking hell, just made my night with that post Trigger.

 

 

[duo 0]

Whatever happened to this?

[Happy Face 29]

Whatever happened to this?

 

I think it got to number one.