snakehips 0 Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 What a let down. No strip poker either, with Mrs P getting 'it' from her boss whilst subservient husband sits in the corner watching and wanking?? Or is that only me and Mrs hips who plays those games?? Anyway, if one's other half is getting a shag without one's knowing - so what. It's nowt to fret over iyam. It's only sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted March 30, 2009 Author Share Posted March 30, 2009 (edited) He's just come round again. Brought some wine over to thank us for last night. I thought there might be another level...But this is ridiculous. I'm going in the kitchen to have a look.... Edited March 30, 2009 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted March 30, 2009 Author Share Posted March 30, 2009 Seems to have perpetual fucking grin on his face... I'm going to level 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 If you have a spare room one of you will be sleeping in it soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Instead of trying to out psychologise him just ask your missus if owts ganin on. And tell her if she ever strays you will chop her tits off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted March 30, 2009 Author Share Posted March 30, 2009 This is really fucking weird stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 He might have the balls to come over if something was going on but I'm damn sure the missus wouldn't invite him if she was fucking him - she'd be too busy shitting herself in case you found out, trust me, I've been there. Sounds more like she's using him to make you step up your game, frighten you a little, make you wonder - and its working! We're coniving bitches you know and we know how to push buttons to get the desired effect. She's making you jealous on purpose mate. But ignore it and don't act on it to your peril... she could go the other way and think you don't give a fuck. best off have a little tantrum, she's happy and you've had ya say. Everyone wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted March 30, 2009 Author Share Posted March 30, 2009 (edited) He might have the balls to come over if something was going on but I'm damn sure the missus wouldn't invite him if she was fucking him - she'd be too busy shitting herself in case you found out, trust me, I've been there. Sounds more like she's using him to make you step up your game, frighten you a little, make you wonder - and its working! We're coniving bitches you know and we know how to push buttons to get the desired effect. She's making you jealous on purpose mate. But ignore it and don't act on it to your peril... she could go the other way and think you don't give a fuck. best off have a little tantrum, she's happy and you've had ya say. Everyone wins. My tantrums aren't pretty. You make some good points however, but I musn't look taken it by it.... Edited March 30, 2009 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted March 30, 2009 Author Share Posted March 30, 2009 I need Stevie or Alex on this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 up to you hun, but if she thinks you don't care, you could push her out to find someone who will care. She wants to see you jealous. talk to her then, but don't let her know that you know whats she's up to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted March 30, 2009 Author Share Posted March 30, 2009 up to you hun, but if she thinks you don't care, you could push her out to find someone who will care. She wants to see you jealous. talk to her then, but don't let her know that you know whats she's up to. Ok. Level 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 up to you hun, but if she thinks you don't care, you could push her out to find someone who will care. She wants to see you jealous. talk to her then, but don't let her know that you know whats she's up to. Ok. Level 2. ...and keep us informed as to your progress ...... As for level 3... I have a spare room if needed.......................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Two words: cunt punt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted March 30, 2009 Author Share Posted March 30, 2009 This is unbearable. Mrs P is doing her laughing a lot thing. Is killing such a bad thing...really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted March 30, 2009 Author Share Posted March 30, 2009 I've already had to do my mirror-deep breathing thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted March 30, 2009 Author Share Posted March 30, 2009 up to you hun, but if she thinks you don't care, you could push her out to find someone who will care. She wants to see you jealous. talk to her then, but don't let her know that you know whats she's up to. Ok. Level 2. ...and keep us informed as to your progress ...... As for level 3... I have a spare room if needed.......................... How to you read this? I've asked him a couple of questions and he hesitated and she (Mrs P) answered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 This is unbearable. Mrs P is doing her laughing a lot thing. Is killing such a bad thing...really? Depends on the circumstances!! How about you get off here, go sit next to her, put your arm around her, hand on her knee, interject with your own stories about things you've done together, throw in a story about your wedding. ffs piss on her leg if you have to. Get your message across to both of them. tell her to pop the kettle on and when she leaves the room be as frosty as fuck with the cheeky twat til he feels so uncomfortable he has to leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 unless his english is piss poor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooner 243 Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 This is unbearable. Mrs P is doing her laughing a lot thing. Is killing such a bad thing...really? Depends on the circumstances!! How about you get off here, go sit next to her, put your arm around her, hand on her knee, interject with your own stories about things you've done together, throw in a story about your wedding. ffs piss on her leg if you have to. Get your message across to both of them. tell her to pop the kettle on and when she leaves the room be as frosty as fuck with the cheeky twat til he feels so uncomfortable he has to leave. hAHAHAHA........ ........that'll get her attention for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 He's just come round again. Brought some wine over to thank us for last night. I thought there might be another level...But this is ridiculous. I'm going in the kitchen to have a look.... Prepare the quicklime and/or offshore boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Are you still in the kitchen posting, Parky? It's gonna look fucking weird you wandering from room to room clutching your laptop like but thats a small price to pay to keep us posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 been no updates for a while.. .......you reckon parky's twated him one withthe laptop? ........or maybes the missus twated him with it instead, ha ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted March 30, 2009 Author Share Posted March 30, 2009 So, I phoned my most trusted mate Mark. He said play it like you're having fun and enjoying yourself, don't give them anything to work on. This is the play and it's working. He has opened up a bit now cause I look relaxed. The planets are re-alingned. Details later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 17 Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 u need a webcam mate so we can keep toot for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 aye fantastic idea, set the laptop up in the room, we can find out whats going on and report back to you, all ya need to do is pop out for some milk and we'll have the full story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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