Guest alex Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 I'd love to know how much of this has actually happened btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 I'd love to know how much of this has actually happened btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 fractionally more likely than the elves...... but less so than the Black Helicopters........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cid_MCDP 0 Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 fractionally more likely than the elves...... but less so than the Black Helicopters........ Black Helicopters is 100% TBH, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 (edited) I would have taken the hand shake as an invitation to fuck your wife in front of you. Sounds to me Parky like your pussy whipped and your lass has warned you before you even got there that if you say one word to her toy boy you'll be out on your arse. I'll put money on it that he'll be hung out the back of your lass (again?) within the next three weeks and you won't mention a word of it on here when the shit hits the fan. The whole thing reeks of you dropping your arse to some dirty, sneaky, croat at the first sign of him raising his hackles. Edited April 12, 2009 by Wacky Jnr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniffer 0 Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 If all of this is true Parky, I'm not sure that you haven't ended up looking a bit soft. I thouht you said earlier in the thread that shecame in at 7am? Then here the claim is they had a few beers after work? Then your missus is giving him pointers on how to deal with you and what to expect? Standing on the outside looking in, tThe whole thing stinks and as I said before, it revolves around trust and only you can answer that one. Hire yourself a gumshoe. Get to the bottom of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douggy B 0 Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 If all of this is true Parky, I'm not sure that you haven't ended up looking a bit soft. I thouht you said earlier in the thread that shecame in at 7am? Then here the claim is they had a few beers after work? Then your missus is giving him pointers on how to deal with you and what to expect? Standing on the outside looking in, tThe whole thing stinks and as I said before, it revolves around trust and only you can answer that one. Hire yourself a gumshoe. Get to the bottom of it. Whats it like in the 1920s? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 If all of this is true Parky, I'm not sure that you haven't ended up looking a bit soft. I thouht you said earlier in the thread that shecame in at 7am? Then here the claim is they had a few beers after work? Then your missus is giving him pointers on how to deal with you and what to expect? Standing on the outside looking in, tThe whole thing stinks and as I said before, it revolves around trust and only you can answer that one. Hire yourself a gumshoe. Get to the bottom of it. Whats it like in the 1920s? Roaring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 (edited) I think you've done the sensible thing and taken the high road. He knows where he stands now and she'd be too nervous to do anything. She probably just felt a bit flattered cos he was paying her some attention, you lot stop doing that quite quickly once your feet are under the table, and I reckon all the neanderthals giving you the "Man up" advice on here are talking out of their shitoozing arses cos they'd freak if it happened to them and they thought their whole world was going to fall apart. Mainly cos half of them would never ever get the chance of getting laid by a human of the female persuasion ever again. Good on ya mate. Just step up your game now, let her know how much you care about her and its not just a pissing contest with some other bloke. It really is the little things, but keep them varied, it shows you're thinking. AS for the wife - Thinking about it and being a little tempted is still a whole world away from doing anything about it. And I still maintain that if she had that there is absolutely no fucking way she'd bring him home. I know I've been there. You keep them as far away as possible and don't even hint at their existence and I very much doubt your missus is that stupid. She just wanted to let you know that she could if she wanted and its back fired. If she didn't want you she wouldn't still be there. Having kids will only keep you there for so long, and I really don't think thats the reason shes staying. She wants your attention, badly. Lady in Red - Chris De Burg Black Velvet - Alannah Myles Edited April 13, 2009 by soccermom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Snakes with tits, end of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 I think you've done the sensible thing and taken the high road. He knows where he stands now and she'd be too nervous to do anything. She probably just felt a bit flattered cos he was paying her some attention, you lot stop doing that quite quickly once your feet are under the table, and I reckon all the neanderthals giving you the "Man up" advice on here are talking out of their shitoozing arses cos they'd freak if it happened to them and they thought their whole world was going to fall apart. Mainly cos half of them would never ever get the chance of getting laid by a human of the female persuasion ever again. Good on ya mate. Just step up your game now, let her know how much you care about her and its not just a pissing contest with some other bloke. It really is the little things, but keep them varied, it shows you're thinking. AS for the wife - Thinking about it and being a little tempted is still a whole world away from doing anything about it. And I still maintain that if she had that there is absolutely no fucking way she'd bring him home. I know I've been there. You keep them as far away as possible and don't even hint at their existence and I very much doubt your missus is that stupid. She just wanted to let you know that she could if she wanted and its back fired. If she didn't want you she wouldn't still be there. Having kids will only keep you there for so long, and I really don't think thats the reason shes staying. She wants your attention, badly. Lady in Red - Chris De Burg Black Velvet - Alannah Myles the lady knows the lady's mind, I would say. Give her a bit more attention etc, and if she still fucks off then you know you did your best. I went down this road once, and lost someone and wished I had done more. Doesn't really matter if you feel a bit of a tit later, at least you know you said and did what you wanted to say and tried your best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 I'd love to know how much of this has actually happened btw. He's a startling individual is old Parkster, i'm in no doubt about the events he describes here. When you've spent an evening getting cunted with the lad, you get the impression that just about anything could happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted April 14, 2009 Author Share Posted April 14, 2009 I'd love to know how much of this has actually happened btw. He's a startling individual is old Parkster, i'm in no doubt about the events he describes here. When you've spent an evening getting cunted with the lad, you get the impression that just about anything could happen. Most kind of you Adam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniffer 0 Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 You're awfully chipper considering. So I'm inclined to think you've given in to the croat and moved on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted April 15, 2009 Author Share Posted April 15, 2009 Meeting a rather fresh Nordic blond in the park at 3.00 for wine. I shall take Shantaram for side reading. For her I am debating bringing along The Bell Jar or perhaps Tropic of Capricorn by Henry Miller? She is a painter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 (edited) Male or female? EDIT - just read the first bit... Edited April 15, 2009 by ChezGiven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted April 15, 2009 Author Share Posted April 15, 2009 Male or female? EDIT - just read the first bit... Female. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Male or female? There's a strong clue in the text..... well unless it's a double bluff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Male or female? EDIT - just read the first bit... Female. I refer to my earlier post re: myriad possibilities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted April 15, 2009 Author Share Posted April 15, 2009 Which book though fuckheads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 I'm confused. you were stressing about losing your lass/family and now you are taking some blonde out in what seems like a romantic context? Am I missing something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted April 15, 2009 Author Share Posted April 15, 2009 I'm confused. you were stressing about losing your lass/family and now you are taking some blonde out in what seems like a romantic context? Am I missing something? It's the way I roll sweetie. *It's business more or less, she's helping me with an article about a local artist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Which book though fuckheads? Depends just how cliched you want to look I suppose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted April 15, 2009 Author Share Posted April 15, 2009 Which book though fuckheads? Depends just how cliched you want to look I suppose I've overused the Bell Jar in recent years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20978 Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Parky Marra Ive just read through the whole of this and I can see a lot of myself in your situation. Youve handled it a LOT better than I did and I am well pleased its gone well for you mate, especially with you having a young 'un. He was clearly trying to piss you off and you did well by being cool about him etc. Mrs P was obviously blind to what was happening and she was just having a bit of social time, nothing more than that IMO. Hope youre feeling better mate Take Care Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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