paddy 17 Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 aye fantastic idea, set the laptop up in the room, we can find out whats going on and report back to you, all ya need to do is pop out for some milk and we'll have the full story. peepingtomtastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted March 31, 2009 Author Share Posted March 31, 2009 aye fantastic idea, set the laptop up in the room, we can find out whats going on and report back to you, all ya need to do is pop out for some milk and we'll have the full story. That's full on peaspud stylee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted March 31, 2009 Author Share Posted March 31, 2009 Dump the bitch now before its too late. We have a child together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Have you caught him sniffing her hair yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Dump the bitch now before its too late. We have a child together. Don't know if this is a good time. One of my fish gave birth last night, however we think they might have all ready eaten them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 I read the Croats in WWII were even more 'Nazi' than the Nazis themselves. She's obviously after an upgrade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 I read the Croats in WWII were even more 'Nazi' than the Nazis themselves. She's obviously after an upgrade. I heard they were a bit like the Soviets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 I read the Croats in WWII were even more 'Nazi' than the Nazis themselves. She's obviously after an upgrade. I heard they were a bit like the Soviets. No, that's the Serbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted March 31, 2009 Author Share Posted March 31, 2009 I read the Croats in WWII were even more 'Nazi' than the Nazis themselves. She's obviously after an upgrade. You think these two dim fucking garage sale cunts are going to get the better of Parky....? In another life mabes. He started banging on about wanting to work in Tokyo soooo.. 1985. He's harmless (but incorrigible), she's reveling in it. It irritates me cause it takes up my energy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 I read the Croats in WWII were even more 'Nazi' than the Nazis themselves. She's obviously after an upgrade. You think these two dim fucking garage sale cunts are going to get the better of Parky....? In another life mabes. He started banging on about wanting to work in Tokyo soooo.. 1985. He's harmless (but incorrigible), she's reveling in it. It irritates me cause it takes up my energy.... Would you say he's better looking than you, or does he look like an authentic Croat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Why don't you just offend him by calling him a Serb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted March 31, 2009 Author Share Posted March 31, 2009 I read the Croats in WWII were even more 'Nazi' than the Nazis themselves. She's obviously after an upgrade. You think these two dim fucking garage sale cunts are going to get the better of Parky....? In another life mabes. He started banging on about wanting to work in Tokyo soooo.. 1985. He's harmless (but incorrigible), she's reveling in it. It irritates me cause it takes up my energy.... Would you say he's better looking than you, or does he look like an authentic Croat? He has the dumb startled look all fucking Croats have. His forearms are bigger so I'd have to hit him hard with a tool first. He has that silly squint when he talks where you can't really see his eyes...as if he imagines the world in his own version of technicolor. I haven't even fired up my second hard drive yet...I told him Japan was finished 20 years ago and most of Tokyo looks like Calcutta with candy lights..That theyd have no charisma, no fight...the fear godzilla cause he is their subconscious fear of the bomb...(I was talking about him)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted March 31, 2009 Author Share Posted March 31, 2009 Why don't you just offend him by calling him a Serb? There is a party in a couple of weeks and I'm going to drone on about my love for all things Serb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 In films Tokyo always looks amazing at night and a total shithole through the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted March 31, 2009 Author Share Posted March 31, 2009 In films Tokyo always looks amazing at night and a total shithole through the day. More or less what I told him. Come to my house, with my daughter asleep in the next room, make jokes about blondes with my wife. I don't even know when Parky will strike cause that there thing has its own engine. Silly fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 If I were you I'd be talking tokyo up cos if he pisses off there thats all your problems solved. All hail tokyo, long live tokyo, Tokyo is the land of the free and all that jiz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Why don't you just offend him by calling him a Serb? There is a party in a couple of weeks and I'm going to drone on about my love for all things Serb. Turn up in a Crvena Zvedza top (away cos you cant wear red and white), with ARKAN 1 on the back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted March 31, 2009 Author Share Posted March 31, 2009 Why don't you just offend him by calling him a Serb? There is a party in a couple of weeks and I'm going to drone on about my love for all things Serb. Turn up in a Crvena Zvedza top (away cos you cant wear red and white), with ARKAN 1 on the back. You know I'm gonna do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted March 31, 2009 Author Share Posted March 31, 2009 If I were you I'd be talking tokyo up cos if he pisses off there thats all your problems solved. All hail tokyo, long live tokyo, Tokyo is the land of the free and all that jiz. It always startles me how cool women are in these scenarios. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted March 31, 2009 Author Share Posted March 31, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31279 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Anyone else suspect that this situation and all the characters included are merely a figment of Parky's paranoid mind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted March 31, 2009 Author Share Posted March 31, 2009 Anyone else suspect that this situation and all the characters included are merely a figment of Parky's paranoid mind? I wish it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 I read the Croats in WWII were even more 'Nazi' than the Nazis themselves. She's obviously after an upgrade. You think these two dim fucking garage sale cunts are going to get the better of Parky....? In another life mabes. He started banging on about wanting to work in Tokyo soooo.. 1985. He's harmless (but incorrigible), she's reveling in it. It irritates me cause it takes up my energy.... Would you say he's better looking than you, or does he look like an authentic Croat? He has the dumb startled look all fucking Croats have. His forearms are bigger so I'd have to hit him hard with a tool first. He has that silly squint when he talks where you can't really see his eyes...as if he imagines the world in his own version of technicolor. I haven't even fired up my second hard drive yet...I told him Japan was finished 20 years ago and most of Tokyo looks like Calcutta with candy lights..That theyd have no charisma, no fight...the fear godzilla cause he is their subconscious fear of the bomb...(I was talking about him)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted March 31, 2009 Author Share Posted March 31, 2009 I read the Croats in WWII were even more 'Nazi' than the Nazis themselves. She's obviously after an upgrade. You think these two dim fucking garage sale cunts are going to get the better of Parky....? In another life mabes. He started banging on about wanting to work in Tokyo soooo.. 1985. He's harmless (but incorrigible), she's reveling in it. It irritates me cause it takes up my energy.... Would you say he's better looking than you, or does he look like an authentic Croat? He has the dumb startled look all fucking Croats have. His forearms are bigger so I'd have to hit him hard with a tool first. He has that silly squint when he talks where you can't really see his eyes...as if he imagines the world in his own version of technicolor. I haven't even fired up my second hard drive yet...I told him Japan was finished 20 years ago and most of Tokyo looks like Calcutta with candy lights..That theyd have no charisma, no fight...the fear godzilla cause he is their subconscious fear of the bomb...(I was talking about him)... You know what I'm like after a few. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Even more worryingly, i knew what you meant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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