Craig 6700 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Who would it be? Saw this asked of Frank Skinner in an interview and he picked Muhammad Ali circa '64 or early Elvis - if you're gonna have to do it may as well make it a legend. Haway then. Who's brave enough to answer? And who's the soft shites who'll just go "Eurgh that's sick. You must be bent" whilst mentally drawing up a list. 4374[/snapback] Are you for real? I reckon all that homo-accountancy bollocks has gone to your head! Gemmill's getting a new badge - a nice pink one! 4459[/snapback] Admit it. There's nowt you'd like better than to be fisted by Jenson Button in a shellsuit, Formula 1 boy. 4474[/snapback] Fuck off bean counter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan 0 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Just cos we're in touch with our sexuality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Who would it be? Saw this asked of Frank Skinner in an interview and he picked Muhammad Ali circa '64 or early Elvis - if you're gonna have to do it may as well make it a legend. Haway then. Who's brave enough to answer? And who's the soft shites who'll just go "Eurgh that's sick. You must be bent" whilst mentally drawing up a list. 4374[/snapback] Are you for real? I reckon all that homo-accountancy bollocks has gone to your head! Gemmill's getting a new badge - a nice pink one! 4459[/snapback] Admit it. There's nowt you'd like better than to be fisted by Jenson Button in a shellsuit, Formula 1 boy. 4474[/snapback] Fucking hell, Scott. You're putting off me cup of tea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Just cos we're in touch with our sexuality. 4480[/snapback] I'm gonna remind you of this thread Danny when you put that pot of glue down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45982 Posted July 29, 2005 Author Share Posted July 29, 2005 Who would it be? Saw this asked of Frank Skinner in an interview and he picked Muhammad Ali circa '64 or early Elvis - if you're gonna have to do it may as well make it a legend. Haway then. Who's brave enough to answer? And who's the soft shites who'll just go "Eurgh that's sick. You must be bent" whilst mentally drawing up a list. 4374[/snapback] Are you for real? I reckon all that homo-accountancy bollocks has gone to your head! Gemmill's getting a new badge - a nice pink one! 4459[/snapback] Admit it. There's nowt you'd like better than to be fisted by Jenson Button in a shellsuit, Formula 1 boy. 4474[/snapback] Fuck off bean counter! 4476[/snapback] "Go on Jenson. Accelerate through me chicane". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Well it would need to be a right shagger that chooses 50 Cent. I hear he likes you to shoot 50 times... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 "Go on Jenson. Accelerate through me chicane". 4484[/snapback] BASTARD!!!!! 5th drink over keyboard moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 I rushed in there with pretty boy responses without considering the full array of opportunities i'd have. Any bloke in history? I'd bost Hitlers arse all over...."Have my Granda killed will you? You short arse, inferiority complex having, slug on your lip wearing twat!" He wouldn't walk for a month. Then I'd do Jesus. You can take your religion and stick it where I'm going to ram my cock. Have I gone too far? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan 0 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Who would it be? Saw this asked of Frank Skinner in an interview and he picked Muhammad Ali circa '64 or early Elvis - if you're gonna have to do it may as well make it a legend. Haway then. Who's brave enough to answer? And who's the soft shites who'll just go "Eurgh that's sick. You must be bent" whilst mentally drawing up a list. 4374[/snapback] Are you for real? I reckon all that homo-accountancy bollocks has gone to your head! Gemmill's getting a new badge - a nice pink one! 4459[/snapback] Admit it. There's nowt you'd like better than to be fisted by Jenson Button in a shellsuit, Formula 1 boy. 4474[/snapback] Fuck off bean counter! 4476[/snapback] "Go on Jenson. Accelerate through me chicane". 4484[/snapback] Bet there'd be nee time for a pit stop either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Well it would need to be a right shagger that chooses 50 Cent. I hear he likes you to shoot 50 times... 4485[/snapback] And the 6th! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Who would it be? Saw this asked of Frank Skinner in an interview and he picked Muhammad Ali circa '64 or early Elvis - if you're gonna have to do it may as well make it a legend. Haway then. Who's brave enough to answer? And who's the soft shites who'll just go "Eurgh that's sick. You must be bent" whilst mentally drawing up a list. 4374[/snapback] Are you for real? I reckon all that homo-accountancy bollocks has gone to your head! Gemmill's getting a new badge - a nice pink one! 4459[/snapback] Admit it. There's nowt you'd like better than to be fisted by Jenson Button in a shellsuit, Formula 1 boy. 4474[/snapback] Fuck off bean counter! 4476[/snapback] "Go on Jenson. Accelerate through me chicane". 4484[/snapback] If it was me who was the JB fan, it'd be even better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan 0 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 I rushed in there with pretty boy responses without considering the full array of opportunities i'd have. Any bloke in history? I'd bost Hitlers arse all over...."Have my Granda killed will you? You short arse, inferiority complex having, slug on your lip wearing twat!" He wouldn't walk for a month. Then I'd do Jesus. You can take your religion and stick it where I'm going to ram my cock. Have I gone too far? 4489[/snapback] If anyone watches The Office, this reminds me of the bit when David brent says what he'd do to the members of Fleetwood Mac (I think) I'm LMAO at that though. There's always one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 I rushed in there with pretty boy responses without considering the full array of opportunities i'd have. Any bloke in history? I'd bost Hitlers arse all over...."Have my Granda killed will you? You short arse, inferiority complex having, slug on your lip wearing twat!" He wouldn't walk for a month. Then I'd do Jesus. You can take your religion and stick it where I'm going to ram my cock. Have I gone too far? 4489[/snapback] If anyone watches The Office, this reminds me of the bit when David brent says what he'd do to the members of Fleetwood Mac (I think) I'm LMAO at that though. There's always one. 4496[/snapback] It was the Corrs Brent would do! And I wouldn't argue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45982 Posted July 29, 2005 Author Share Posted July 29, 2005 I rushed in there with pretty boy responses without considering the full array of opportunities i'd have. Any bloke in history? I'd bost Hitlers arse all over...."Have my Granda killed will you? You short arse, inferiority complex having, slug on your lip wearing twat!" He wouldn't walk for a month. Then I'd do Jesus. You can take your religion and stick it where I'm going to ram my cock. Have I gone too far? 4489[/snapback] "Part this, Moses" *WOOMF* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 "Part this, Moses" *WOOMF* 4501[/snapback] Right thats it!!! Im not reading this thread anymore! cant afford a new keyboard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 I'm quite worried about you lot now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan 0 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 "Part this, Moses" *WOOMF* 4501[/snapback] Right thats it!!! Im not reading this thread anymore! cant afford a new keyboard 4503[/snapback] Can you not use a tissue like everyone else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan 0 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 I'm quite worried about you lot now. 4505[/snapback] How about you Cath, Hitler or Jesus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 I'm quite worried about you lot now. 4505[/snapback] How about you Cath, Hitler or Jesus? 4510[/snapback] Erm, where's the Angelina Jolie option? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan 0 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 I'm quite worried about you lot now. 4505[/snapback] How about you Cath, Hitler or Jesus? 4510[/snapback] Erm, where's the Angelina Jolie option? 4512[/snapback] I'd like to see that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sicklee Sausage Roll 0 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 (edited) I'm quite worried about you lot now. 4505[/snapback] How about you Cath, Hitler or Jesus? 4510[/snapback] I'd fuck Jesus, then Hitler. That way Adolf would get a jew's shit and blood up his arse. Edited July 29, 2005 by Sicklee Sausage Roll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 I'm quite worried about you lot now. 4505[/snapback] How about you Cath, Hitler or Jesus? 4510[/snapback] Erm, where's the Angelina Jolie option? 4512[/snapback] I'd like to see that. 4514[/snapback] Put it away Daniel.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 I'd fuck Jesus, then Hitler. That way Adolf would get a jew's shit and blood up his arse. 4515[/snapback] You are soooo gonna burn in hell for that line! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan 0 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 I'm quite worried about you lot now. 4505[/snapback] How about you Cath, Hitler or Jesus? 4510[/snapback] I'd fuck Jesus, then Hitler. That way Adolf would get a jew's shit and blood up his arse. 4515[/snapback] I have water all over my keyboard now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45982 Posted July 29, 2005 Author Share Posted July 29, 2005 I'm quite worried about you lot now. 4505[/snapback] How about you Cath, Hitler or Jesus? 4510[/snapback] I'd fuck Jesus, then Hitler. That way hitler would get a jew's shit and blood up his arse. 4515[/snapback] F f f fuuuucking hel llllll ...was my word for word reaction to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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