Gemmill 45932 Posted July 29, 2005 Author Share Posted July 29, 2005 Phil Collins. 4406[/snapback] There must be another Phil Colins, the only one I'm aware of is that horrible dwarf from Genesis. 4410[/snapback] That man is a living legend. 4417[/snapback] In all seriousness, BAN HIM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
medina 0 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Phil Collins. 4406[/snapback] The rhythmic beat of "In the Air Tonight" keeping you on your stroke eh? 4411[/snapback] Would make my night that. I'd only swap him for you gem yyou know that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
medina 0 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Phil Collins. 4406[/snapback] There must be another Phil Colins, the only one I'm aware of is that horrible dwarf from Genesis. 4410[/snapback] That man is a living legend. 4417[/snapback] In all seriousness, BAN HIM. 4419[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45932 Posted July 29, 2005 Author Share Posted July 29, 2005 Phil Collins. 4406[/snapback] The rhythmic beat of "In the Air Tonight" keeping you on your stroke eh? 4411[/snapback] Would make my night that. I'd only swap him for you gem yyou know that. 4420[/snapback] I'm not getting Phil Collins' sloppy seconds you cheeky prick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45932 Posted July 29, 2005 Author Share Posted July 29, 2005 That's a tricky one that. 4397[/snapback] Dan, there's a way to answer this question, and that's not it. 4404[/snapback] Probably Shakespeare. Would nice to have a sonnett written about me. 4423[/snapback] Dan, let me get this right. First you want him to shag you. Then you want him to write a poem about it for posterity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 That's a tricky one that. 4397[/snapback] Dan, there's a way to answer this question, and that's not it. 4404[/snapback] Probably Shakespeare. Would nice to have a sonnett written about me. 4423[/snapback] Dan, let me get this right. First you want him to shag you. Then you want him to write a poem about it for posterity. 4428[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
medina 0 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Phil Collins. 4406[/snapback] The rhythmic beat of "In the Air Tonight" keeping you on your stroke eh? 4411[/snapback] Would make my night that. I'd only swap him for you gem yyou know that. 4420[/snapback] I'm not getting Phil Collins' sloppy seconds you cheeky prick. 4424[/snapback] Gem, i was gonna have you first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan 0 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 That's a tricky one that. 4397[/snapback] Dan, there's a way to answer this question, and that's not it. 4404[/snapback] Probably Shakespeare. Would nice to have a sonnett written about me. 4423[/snapback] Dan, let me get this right. First you want him to shag you. Then you want him to write a poem about it for posterity. 4428[/snapback] Whey, at least I'd be remembered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan 0 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 (edited) And it doesn't have to be a poem, could be a play. Edited July 29, 2005 by DanTheMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45932 Posted July 29, 2005 Author Share Posted July 29, 2005 And it doesn't have to be a poem, could be a play. 4433[/snapback] Dan I think you'd be luck to last a sonnet out mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9886 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 It would definately have to be you, Gems... 4383[/snapback] Good use of Skinner's legend theory there. 4387[/snapback] Yep, giving the fattest man alive his only ever shag. I think Thompson and GayJon are just going for the legend status themselves. 4391[/snapback] Now now Isegrim, that's no way to talk about Thompson. 4403[/snapback] Well, at least Thompson wouldn't get hurt if he was on the receiving end... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan 0 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 And it doesn't have to be a poem, could be a play. 4433[/snapback] Dan I think you'd be luck to last a sonnet out mate. 4436[/snapback] Aye, may have to be a haiku then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Dan, let me get this right. First you want him to shag you. Then you want him to write a poem about it for posterity. 4428[/snapback] Oh Daniels face with nature's own hand painted, Hast thou, the master mistress of my passion; My Daniels gentle heart, but not acquainted With shifting change, as is false women's fashion: An eye more bright than theirs, less false in rolling, Gilding the object whereupon it gazeth; Took me roughly up thine shittah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 And it doesn't have to be a poem, could be a play. 4433[/snapback] Much Ado About Nothing? The Comedy Of Errors? The Mincer Of Venice? The Bumming Of The Shrimp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45932 Posted July 29, 2005 Author Share Posted July 29, 2005 It would definately have to be you, Gems... 4383[/snapback] Good use of Skinner's legend theory there. 4387[/snapback] Yep, giving the fattest man alive his only ever shag. I think Thompson and GayJon are just going for the legend status themselves. 4391[/snapback] Now now Isegrim, that's no way to talk about Thompson. 4403[/snapback] Well, at least Thompson wouldn't get hurt if he was on the receiving end... 4437[/snapback] Who told you that I was a gentle lover? Has Meenzer been talking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan 0 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 And it doesn't have to be a poem, could be a play. 4433[/snapback] Much Ado About Nothing? The Comedy Of Errors? The Mincer Of Venice? The Bumming Of The Shrimp? 4441[/snapback] Bastid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45932 Posted July 29, 2005 Author Share Posted July 29, 2005 And it doesn't have to be a poem, could be a play. 4433[/snapback] Much Ado About Nothing? The Comedy Of Errors? The Mincer Of Venice? The Bumming Of The Shrimp? 4441[/snapback] Bastid. 4446[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan 0 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 I think this thread alone justifies the new forum TBH. Quality banter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 It's certainly a lot gayer over here so far, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan 0 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 It's certainly a lot gayer over here so far, isn't it? 4454[/snapback] Not a bad thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Who would it be? Saw this asked of Frank Skinner in an interview and he picked Muhammad Ali circa '64 or early Elvis - if you're gonna have to do it may as well make it a legend. Haway then. Who's brave enough to answer? And who's the soft shites who'll just go "Eurgh that's sick. You must be bent" whilst mentally drawing up a list. 4374[/snapback] Are you for real? I reckon all that homo-accountancy bollocks has gone to your head! Gemmill's getting a new badge - a nice pink one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan 0 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Get me and Meenzer one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Aye, I think "Mincer" in the "Member" font would do quite nicely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Get me and Meenzer one. 4462[/snapback] Meenzer may get the Gay Pride one.... You'll just get a slap (actually you'd probably enjoy that ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45932 Posted July 29, 2005 Author Share Posted July 29, 2005 Who would it be? Saw this asked of Frank Skinner in an interview and he picked Muhammad Ali circa '64 or early Elvis - if you're gonna have to do it may as well make it a legend. Haway then. Who's brave enough to answer? And who's the soft shites who'll just go "Eurgh that's sick. You must be bent" whilst mentally drawing up a list. 4374[/snapback] Are you for real? I reckon all that homo-accountancy bollocks has gone to your head! Gemmill's getting a new badge - a nice pink one! 4459[/snapback] Admit it. There's nowt you'd like better than to be fisted by Jenson Button in a shellsuit, Formula 1 boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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