How many people have you done it with?

[Cid_MCDP 0]

Are we using the Bill Clinton definition of sex? That's 6. Otherwise 10.

 

Spent my prime late teens- early 20's single years mostly drinking or putting guns in my mouth (no, that's not a euphemism you cheeky bastards). Stupid depression ruins everything.

 

10's not bad for a colt-sucker

 

Hope you're feeling better these days.

 

HE'S A FUCKIN' NEWCASTLE UNITED SUPPORTER FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111

 

 

LOLS!

 

Yeah, I'm better these days, regardless of NUFC's record. Finally went to the doctor for brain medicine a few years ago. Funny story-

 

My wife has worked nights (she's an ICU nurse) since she graduated from college. My friends all know this and as such, don't come around during the days. Well, one of my friends had something REALLY IMPORTANT (not really, just fucked up and forgot) to tell me, so he stopped by one of the days she was sleeping. I'm on the computer in our spare bedroom fucking about when suddenly there's five loud knocks at the door.

 

You can guess what happens next- the dog goes nuts, cats are flying off the metal 4-post bed she's sleeping on, etc. It goes from a perfectly quiet summer day to absolute chaos in the span of those five knocks.

 

I'm looking out the window trying to see which dipshit salesman just fucked my day up, when it turns out it's my friend Jon. My wife is all, "Who is it?" I tell her it's Jon. She's like, "Why the hell is he knocking on the door?" Again, all my buddies know to call me on my cell or email me, y'know?

 

Before I know it, I've grabbed ahold of the metal post on the bed and I'm banging it into my head going- "I (bang) don't (bang) know (bang)!" Did it hard enough it made me dizzy and I fell back.

 

That was when we decided I finally needed to see a dotor about my "problems."

 

I'm good now. I wasn't moelstered or any of that shite. Just a serotonin imbalance I've had since like puberty. As long as I make myself exercise and remember I can't always trust my judgement and reactions to some situations, I'm totally cool.

 

As long as you're better.

 

Anyway, to the serious stuff: got any pics of your lass on the four poster, eh, eh???

 

Nah, we traded it in for a torture armoire.

[Brock Manson 0]

Four for me.

 

The popping of my cherry was well-documented on this board, due to the lack of my better judgement.