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yeah but I didn't enjoy it.

 

SMO's knob was way bigger than yours too! midget.

 

 

 

Don't speak with your mouth full!

 

 

ok then, I'll let SMO out and you can pop your toothpick back in and we'll have a full conversation!

 

Apparently I know you from school and Meenzer wont say who you are but you've got some good crack on you pet!

 

And my knob in your head......double it! :lol:

 

 

So it's still not as big as your ego then? :icon_lol:

 

Not exactly true, I knew of you at school but didn't really know you, so I know you don't know me. Just when me and meenz were talking he mentioned you and I said didn't he go to our school and he said yes. Nowt exciting, I'm not your stalker. (couldn't care less about the size of your knob, just love winding wacky up about his inadequecies, no smoke with out fire/shit sticks and all that)

 

You don't say!

 

So were you in my year? I'm guessing not, were you one of the uber nerds in Meenzer's posse?

 

 

we prefer the term "geek" - kinda like the inbetweeners on that new tv show, ha ha <_<:nufc::D

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<_<

 

 

and whats that face for hunny?

 

I was talking about me not you - You are and always will be the eurovision king (or should that be queen) of Gossy High.

 

I was an inbetweener, not cool enough to hang out with the popular kids and not nerdy enough to hang out with the super clever kids and not rough enough to hang out with the kids from west! :lol::icon_lol:

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yeah but I didn't enjoy it.

 

SMO's knob was way bigger than yours too! midget.

 

 

 

Don't speak with your mouth full!

 

 

ok then, I'll let SMO out and you can pop your toothpick back in and we'll have a full conversation!

 

Apparently I know you from school and Meenzer wont say who you are but you've got some good crack on you pet!

 

And my knob in your head......double it! :lol:

 

 

So it's still not as big as your ego then? :icon_lol:

 

Not exactly true, I knew of you at school but didn't really know you, so I know you don't know me. Just when me and meenz were talking he mentioned you and I said didn't he go to our school and he said yes. Nowt exciting, I'm not your stalker. (couldn't care less about the size of your knob, just love winding wacky up about his inadequecies, no smoke with out fire/shit sticks and all that)

 

 

I think we all know who's had who, biting in the past <_<

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yeah but I didn't enjoy it.

 

SMO's knob was way bigger than yours too! midget.

 

 

 

Don't speak with your mouth full!

 

 

ok then, I'll let SMO out and you can pop your toothpick back in and we'll have a full conversation!

 

Apparently I know you from school and Meenzer wont say who you are but you've got some good crack on you pet!

 

And my knob in your head......double it! :lol:

 

 

So it's still not as big as your ego then? <_<

 

Not exactly true, I knew of you at school but didn't really know you, so I know you don't know me. Just when me and meenz were talking he mentioned you and I said didn't he go to our school and he said yes. Nowt exciting, I'm not your stalker. (couldn't care less about the size of your knob, just love winding wacky up about his inadequecies, no smoke with out fire/shit sticks and all that)

 

 

I think we all know who's had who, biting in the past :nufc:

 

 

You're into all that biting and stuff, then?? Ooooh, I bet you like it feisty! :icon_lol:

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Am I the only one who finds this thread utterly cringeworthy?

 

Probably the only one who took it seriously.

 

Im not...but I still do, reminds me of this for some reason:

 

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Are we using the Bill Clinton definition of sex? That's 6. Otherwise 10.

 

Spent my prime late teens- early 20's single years mostly drinking or putting guns in my mouth (no, that's not a euphemism you cheeky bastards). Stupid depression ruins everything.

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Are we using the Bill Clinton definition of sex? That's 6. Otherwise 10.

 

Spent my prime late teens- early 20's single years mostly drinking or putting guns in my mouth (no, that's not a euphemism you cheeky bastards). Stupid depression ruins everything.

 

10's not bad for a colt-sucker :lol:

 

Hope you're feeling better these days.

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Are we using the Bill Clinton definition of sex? That's 6. Otherwise 10.

 

Spent my prime late teens- early 20's single years mostly drinking or putting guns in my mouth (no, that's not a euphemism you cheeky bastards). Stupid depression ruins everything.

 

10's not bad for a colt-sucker :lol:

 

Hope you're feeling better these days.

 

HE'S A FUCKIN' NEWCASTLE UNITED SUPPORTER FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111

 

:icon_lol:<_<:nufc::D:angry::):):):):)

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Are we using the Bill Clinton definition of sex? That's 6. Otherwise 10.

 

Spent my prime late teens- early 20's single years mostly drinking or putting guns in my mouth (no, that's not a euphemism you cheeky bastards). Stupid depression ruins everything.

 

10's not bad for a colt-sucker :lol:

 

Hope you're feeling better these days.

 

HE'S A FUCKIN' NEWCASTLE UNITED SUPPORTER FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111

 

:nufc::D:angry::):):):):):angry::scratchhead:

 

LOLS!

 

Yeah, I'm better these days, regardless of NUFC's record. Finally went to the doctor for brain medicine a few years ago. Funny story-

 

My wife has worked nights (she's an ICU nurse) since she graduated from college. My friends all know this and as such, don't come around during the days. Well, one of my friends had something REALLY IMPORTANT (not really, just fucked up and forgot) to tell me, so he stopped by one of the days she was sleeping. I'm on the computer in our spare bedroom fucking about when suddenly there's five loud knocks at the door.

 

You can guess what happens next- the dog goes nuts, cats are flying off the metal 4-post bed she's sleeping on, etc. It goes from a perfectly quiet summer day to absolute chaos in the span of those five knocks.

 

I'm looking out the window trying to see which dipshit salesman just fucked my day up, when it turns out it's my friend Jon. My wife is all, "Who is it?" I tell her it's Jon. She's like, "Why the hell is he knocking on the door?" Again, all my buddies know to call me on my cell or email me, y'know?

 

Before I know it, I've grabbed ahold of the metal post on the bed and I'm banging it into my head going- "I (bang) don't (bang) know (bang)!" Did it hard enough it made me dizzy and I fell back.

 

That was when we decided I finally needed to see a dotor about my "problems." :icon_lol:

 

I'm good now. I wasn't moelstered or any of that shite. Just a serotonin imbalance I've had since like puberty. As long as I make myself exercise and remember I can't always trust my judgement and reactions to some situations, I'm totally cool. <_<

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Are we using the Bill Clinton definition of sex? That's 6. Otherwise 10.

 

Spent my prime late teens- early 20's single years mostly drinking or putting guns in my mouth (no, that's not a euphemism you cheeky bastards). Stupid depression ruins everything.

 

10's not bad for a colt-sucker :lol:

 

Hope you're feeling better these days.

 

HE'S A FUCKIN' NEWCASTLE UNITED SUPPORTER FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111

 

:angry::):):):):):angry::scratchhead::panic::panic:

 

LOLS!

 

Yeah, I'm better these days, regardless of NUFC's record. Finally went to the doctor for brain medicine a few years ago. Funny story-

 

My wife has worked nights (she's an ICU nurse) since she graduated from college. My friends all know this and as such, don't come around during the days. Well, one of my friends had something REALLY IMPORTANT (not really, just fucked up and forgot) to tell me, so he stopped by one of the days she was sleeping. I'm on the computer in our spare bedroom fucking about when suddenly there's five loud knocks at the door.

 

You can guess what happens next- the dog goes nuts, cats are flying off the metal 4-post bed she's sleeping on, etc. It goes from a perfectly quiet summer day to absolute chaos in the span of those five knocks.

 

I'm looking out the window trying to see which dipshit salesman just fucked my day up, when it turns out it's my friend Jon. My wife is all, "Who is it?" I tell her it's Jon. She's like, "Why the hell is he knocking on the door?" Again, all my buddies know to call me on my cell or email me, y'know?

 

Before I know it, I've grabbed ahold of the metal post on the bed and I'm banging it into my head going- "I (bang) don't (bang) know (bang)!" Did it hard enough it made me dizzy and I fell back.

 

That was when we decided I finally needed to see a dotor about my "problems." :nufc:

 

I'm good now. I wasn't moelstered or any of that shite. Just a serotonin imbalance I've had since like puberty. As long as I make myself exercise and remember I can't always trust my judgement and reactions to some situations, I'm totally cool. :D

 

As long as you're better.

 

Anyway, to the serious stuff: got any pics of your lass on the four poster, eh, eh??? :icon_lol:<_<

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