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Changes Need to be Made


AsprillaTheGod
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We're in severe danger of dropping out of the Prem for the first time, and this'll destroy the club...

 

We need to make changes just to keep the club alive!!

 

We need to change the clubs badge... I mean, Horses with gay little tails? Screw that, we need Dragons. 3 of them. Breathing Fire... That'll scare the shit out of teams when they see our badge, maybe when the team comes of the tunnel we can play roars over the sound system with fire coming out of the pitch at random areas. F*ck Yeah, that'll be awesome... Imagine the look on Lee Cattermoles face as Antonio Valencia gets 3rd degree burns to 95% of his body. He'd shit his pants.

 

We then need to change the kit. Black and White stripes is just too 80's and nobodies scared of that shit anymore... We need to distract the other teams. Illuminous blue, orange and green stripes with flashing LED's just to take the piss and give other players epilepsy. At the very least, I want Red and White stripes.

 

We need to sign players with better names. Danny Shithouse Guthrie is fine, but Jonas Gutierrez sounds like some irritating little mexican who cleans pools for a living. Ruel Fox, Ernestro Mondragon, Danny Tiatto, Basir Savage... Have them compile a line up and, f*ck me, there'd be tears and orgasms of fear.

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