AsprillaTheGod 0 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 Just what is Mike Ashley up to? I have it on good authority that Mike Ashley not only has a tottenham tattoo on his back, but has been visiting Joe Kinnear daily and feeding him with various butter filled pastries in order to induce a heart attack, hoping to finish him off once and for all. The club is about to be rocked by the announcement that not only is Xisco a homosexual, but Jonas and Andy "Big Dog" Carroll prefer the company of horses... Dennis Wise has been bringing these sordid sex acts to the club by subtlely leaving porn in the players cars, and inviting them into his office to watch "match tapes". Good news is that rebuilding of St James Park can begin, with the north stand being completely redeveloped to hold 40,000 fans with 200 bars only serving Brown Ale and butter filled pastries, to be renamed the "Joe Kinnear Memorial Stand" apparently. Also included this is a new bell tower for Beardsley to inhabit, although at the moment it's unclear whether a new gypsy for him to fall in love with will be hired by the club. I'll post more info when I have it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foreverer 0 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 your not very funny tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4857 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 can we not just get rid of this one? not funny/subtle/interesting easy ban no one will mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 can we not just get rid of this one? not funny/subtle/interesting easy ban no one will mind Each post gives a bit more info tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 878 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 Bit about Beardsley raised a smile to be fair. But yeah. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3973 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 Do you think he is like this because his dad made him suck his cock? Or is it because it was still covered in his brothers shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 17 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 Do you think he is like this because his dad made him suck his cock? Or is it because it was still covered in his brothers shit? bit of both tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsprillaTheGod 0 Posted March 15, 2009 Author Share Posted March 15, 2009 can we not just get rid of this one? not funny/subtle/interesting easy ban no one will mind Ding Ding Ding, We have a winner... Judging by your photo, we have the winner to be Beardsley's stand in when he's too busy to occupy the bell tower. You might have to get a bit of a haircut though, as Beardsley's is slightly more fashionable than that mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4857 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 can we not just get rid of this one? not funny/subtle/interesting easy ban no one will mind Ding Ding Ding, We have a winner... Judging by your photo, we have the winner to be Beardsley's stand in when he's too busy to occupy the bell tower. You might have to get a bit of a haircut though, as Beardsley's is slightly more fashionable than that mess. your words cut so deep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 It's like people from places like Blackburn, you want to pat them on their head and say good lad, but they'll never be funny. I'd lay money on the fact this bloke is from within 20 miles of the "M62 corridor" all wank patter in them places. The Blackburn area would be my educated guess though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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