manc-mag 1 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 I've been following Stevie's form closely on here and he's well down tbf, but if this accumulator comes in he should break even for the year, so fingers crossed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 (edited) My old bus stop back from work was next to a bookies. The clip of the people going in and out told me they werent exactly rolling in it As ever a worthwhile contribution from J69. As it happens there's a Coral in the toon beside the market, and this lass in there every day, beautiful face, features, Keegan 1984 hair cut though, so it's a ridiculous generalisation to say people who like a bet all look like bamps, I certainly don't Aye Snakehips, people are saying lay the bet off so I guarantee myself a grand either way, but no fuck it, all or nothing and the reason for that is Man Utd are a machine. Barcelona have proved time and time again they find it hugely difficult scoring against English, 3 goals in the last 6 games is proof of that. I will donate £50 to Toontastic's upkeep and if everyone else donated say £2-£5 the financial burden on Craig and Peter wouldn't be as great. Edited May 14, 2009 by Stevie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 I've been following Stevie's form closely on here and he's well down tbf, but if this accumulator comes in he should break even for the year, so fingers crossed. I'll be significantly up, especially if the play off games come up trumps. Being a professional gambler would be a good career, but I bet with my heart too much for it to be feasible for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7169 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 I've been following Stevie's form closely on here and he's well down tbf, but if this accumulator comes in he should break even for the year, so fingers crossed. I'll be significantly up, especially if the play off games come up trumps. Being a professional gambler would be a good career, but I bet with my heart too much for it to be feasible for me. Would look awesome on your CV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 I've been following Stevie's form closely on here and he's well down tbf, but if this accumulator comes in he should break even for the year, so fingers crossed. I'll be significantly up, especially if the play off games come up trumps. Being a professional gambler would be a good career, but I bet with my heart too much for it to be feasible for me. Hova and I have crunched the numbers and we reckon you could be anything up to 30 folds up for '09 with the accumulator, which is a good night out (if you go Dutch). Not to be sneezed at tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46030 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 I worked in a bookies for 3 years and you do get some fucking tramps in them. Old biddies putting bets on for coppers all fucking day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 police can't be seen to be gambling with the proles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hova Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 I worked in a bookies for 3 years and you do get some fucking tramps in them. Old biddies putting bets on for coppers all fucking day. A few year back when me and my mate were dabbling in horse racing, some old cunt who's always in the bookies (looks a bit like Yoda) came up to us and told us that there was a horse racing in the next race called Bundy, and to "put your holiday money on it". Naturally skeptical because of the clip of the fucker, we just banged a fiver on each. Horse lost, I looked over the old cunts shoulder and saw his betting slip. Yeah he had 2 quid on it. Still get angry telling the story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hova Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Same bloke had a bet refused later in the day because of a 10 pence minimum bet rule, trying to put coppers on a tricast. And reckons the day Dettori won all of his races it raked him in 36 grand. Man I'm angry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 I worked in a bookies for 3 years and you do get some fucking tramps in them. Old biddies putting bets on for coppers all fucking day. A few year back when me and my mate were dabbling in horse racing, some old cunt who's always in the bookies (looks a bit like Yoda) came up to us and told us that there was a horse racing in the next race called Bundy, and to "put your holiday money on it". Naturally skeptical because of the clip of the fucker, we just banged a fiver on each. Horse lost, I looked over the old cunts shoulder and saw his betting slip. Yeah he had 2 quid on it. Still get angry telling the story This is why I stay out of the bookies, I am the sort of twat who would believe him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 "Put your holiday money on it, you should!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 I worked in a bookies for 3 years and you do get some fucking tramps in them. Old biddies putting bets on for coppers all fucking day. A few year back when me and my mate were dabbling in horse racing, some old cunt who's always in the bookies (looks a bit like Yoda) came up to us and told us that there was a horse racing in the next race called Bundy, and to "put your holiday money on it". Naturally skeptical because of the clip of the fucker, we just banged a fiver on each. Horse lost, I looked over the old cunts shoulder and saw his betting slip. Yeah he had 2 quid on it. Still get angry telling the story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Onion 0 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 The golden rule is: those who know don't tell; those who tell don't know. I still back the odd fucking tip like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Onion 0 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Kite Wood to turn over the favourite in the Dante today by the way. Heard a whisper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Just remembered hoyin' £20 on a 'dead cert' a couple of years ago. Some bloke who wanks off Michael Owens' horses, or summat, told someone on here that Claudio Ranieri was NUFC's next manager. :o :lol: :scratchhead: <_< <_< Whatever happened to Chestermag btw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Just remembered hoyin' £20 on a 'dead cert' a couple of years ago. Some bloke who wanks off Michael Owens' horses, or summat, told someone on here that Claudio Ranieri was NUFC's next manager. Whatever happened to Chestermag btw? That did happen mate-he's still here now and we're reigning Premiership Champions, going into a Champions League final next week. Stevie stands to win £60,000,000 on an accumulator if we win and has agreed to share it amongst forum regulars. You disappeared a few years back and Souness/Roeder/Allardyce was just a bad dream and you've just re-appeared in your shower. The down side is you were caught wanking by your missus when she found you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Gone with my gut (like Fish, etc.) and backed the Mackems for the drop and Arsenal to bum Man Utd to death at the weekend btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Just remembered hoyin' £20 on a 'dead cert' a couple of years ago. Some bloke who wanks off Michael Owens' horses, or summat, told someone on here that Claudio Ranieri was NUFC's next manager. Whatever happened to Chestermag btw? That did happen mate-he's still here now and we're reigning Premiership Champions, going into a Champions League final next week. Stevie stands to win £60,000,000 on an accumulator if we win and has agreed to share it amongst forum regulars. You disappeared a few years back and Souness/Roeder/Allardyce was just a bad dream and you've just re-appeared in your shower. The down side is you were caught wanking by your missus when she found you. She was more annoyed at the fact Pam Ewing was in the shower with me, rather than that I was having a ham shank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Gone with my gut (like Fish, etc.) and backed the Mackems for the drop and Arsenal to bum Man Utd to death at the weekend btw. There seems to be a bit of a groundswell of opinion that Arsenal could cause an upset, though I can't see it myself. Hope you're right though - on both bets!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Gone with my gut (like Fish, etc.) and backed the Mackems for the drop and Arsenal to bum Man Utd to death at the weekend btw. There seems to be a bit of a groundswell of opinion that Arsenal could cause an upset, though I can't see it myself. Hope you're right though - on both bets!! Already said in another thread that I think Man Utd will win. Just thought the odds were attractive really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 I've put a tidy amount on Ireland failing to qualify from the Eurovision semi tonight. Feel a bit guilty because it's co-written by two Scandi friends of mine, but the rehearsals have been god-awful and Paddy Power were still offering 4/7. Fingers crossed... sort of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 I made a lot of cash on a horse called Cuddy Dale back in the day. It was almost my first ever bet. I looked mighty proud coming out the bookies in me sheepskin which I wore to make me look older. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Also last week, I back Sheff Utd, Millwall, and Gillingham to win the play offs, two in the final already hopefully to be followed by Millwall as well tonight, that could garner me another £580. All three will be favourites to win their play offs now Fuck Leeds, dirty Yorkshire tramps. There was a fat ginger kid about 6 year old Leeds top on front row beside his dad went right up to a Millwall player in the front giving him wanker signs and aggressively saying it, SIX years old, his dad encouraging him on. That for me sums up the class of Leeds people, again we'll never play you again. Small time tossers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 I've put a tidy amount on Ireland failing to qualify from the Eurovision semi tonight. Feel a bit guilty because it's co-written by two Scandi friends of mine, but the rehearsals have been god-awful and Paddy Power were still offering 4/7. Fingers crossed... sort of... At least that covers my other losing bets this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Where are all the Leeds fans now, I wonder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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