bobbyshinton 59 Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 Bloke goes into his local bank and says to the manager, "I'd like to borrow £100,000 to open a cheese factory in Cheshire. I'ts gonna be great." "Wow, hold on a minute", says the bank manager, "theres already a company called Cheshire Cheese - you're gonna have to come up with something better than that." The guy comes back next week, and says "right I've got it, I want to borrow £200,000 to open a cheese factory in France. Its gonna be called Brie Cheese." "I'm afraid that ones already there too," says the bank manager, "Brie Cheese is world famous, so I cant lend you the money for that." In a last ditch attempt, the man comes back in the following week. "Right", says the man. "Ive got it. I want to borrow £500,000 to open a cheese factory in Israel". "Oh, now we're talking", says the bank manager. "What are you going to call it?" The man smiles proudly and says, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Cheeses of Nazareth." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 That joke was a load of nob cheese tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6579 Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 I actually thought it was quite funny..... for once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted March 3, 2009 Author Share Posted March 3, 2009 Look who's back, yes he's back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3150 Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 welcome home berb you clown you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted March 3, 2009 Author Share Posted March 3, 2009 welcome home berb you clown you. that brought a tear to my eye, nicest thing I have had said about me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sammynb 3150 Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 welcome home berb you clown you. that brought a tear to my eye, nicest thing I have had said about me. We had two seats at the Trent for you this evening anarl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 cheesetastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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