dbsweeney 0 Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 First you must obtain something that belongs to Sir Alex Ferguson. The more personal the item the stronger the juju. Next you must get a live chicken. Then you need a room with a bare wooden floor. It must never have had any kind of finish like varnish or paint. Next cut the chicken's head off with a single stroke of a carbon steel knife that has never cut anything else before. The knife must be carbon steel, not stainless steel, and it must be a single stroke. With the chicken's fresh warm blood, draw a pentagram (star) on the floor. Place Sir Alex's personal item in the centre of the pentagram and light it aflame with a candle that has never been used before. At the same time you must chant the following words until the personal item is totally consumed by the flame. Chant the words, "Owatta nass siam, Manchester United". But seriously, do we have any chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 7126 Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 11 vs 11 playing football, so yes we have a chance. Am I deluded enough to think we'll get anything out of this game? No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Roberto 0 Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 What do we have to do to take the hex or curse off Newcastle??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 What do we have to do to take the hex or curse off Newcastle??? make a sacrifice to the god jimmyhill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 Bring in Heston Blumenthal to cook their pre match meal?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 What do we have to do to take the hex or curse off Newcastle??? One of the few things Gullit got right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douggy B 0 Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 Defeatist rubbish. Grow some plums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 Defeatist rubbish. I agree. We were unlucky not to win something under KK first time round but the real reason we haven't is because we've failed to build on things like that (and SBR's tenure) and made too many mistakes / mismanaged the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 Defeatist rubbish. Grow some plums. We just keep on winning (and entertaining) don't we, still we could be Spuds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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