Christmas Tree 4444 Posted January 24, 2010 Author Share Posted January 24, 2010 Just been advised by a lady who I've been taxi ing for a year or so that she used to be married to a wealthy Greek and was a guest at jackies kennedys wedding to the Greek bloke and sat next to jackie during the reception. Therefore in 3 moves I have sat next to the person who sat next to the person who sat next to JFK when he was assasinated!!! Wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13608 Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 My mate served the original drummer of The Animals over Christmas. Got a lot of meat for his Christmas dinner apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 My mate served the original drummer of The Animals over Christmas. Got a lot of meat for his Christmas dinner apparently. John Steel? He sat next to my mum at school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 I have met the entire Fairs Cup squad of 1969, lots of other players from the 1970's and some recent ones. I have met Princess Anne. I had my photo taken with a page 3 girl in the Sun in the 1970's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41328 Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Just been advised by a lady who I've been taxi ing for a year or so that she used to be married to a wealthy Greek and was a guest at jackies kennedys wedding to the Greek bloke and sat next to jackie during the reception. Therefore in 3 moves I have sat next to the person who sat next to the person who sat next to JFK when he was assasinated!!! Wow The winner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4444 Posted January 24, 2010 Author Share Posted January 24, 2010 Just been advised by a lady who I've been taxi ing for a year or so that she used to be married to a wealthy Greek and was a guest at jackies kennedys wedding to the Greek bloke and sat next to jackie during the reception. Therefore in 3 moves I have sat next to the person who sat next to the person who sat next to JFK when he was assasinated!!! Wow The winner? Having given this some more thought..... This also puts me 4 steps from the oval office, 4 steps from the big red button, 4 steps from the book of secrets ( Roswell etc) and within touching distance ( if not inside) Marylin Monroe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13608 Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 I bought a vintage Ludwig drum stand tonight that belonged to none other than the drummer from Dexy's Midnight Runners who toured with it in 1982. If you ever seen them at the Coatsie Club or Exhibition Park, chances are I've now got the drum stand that his crash was on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4444 Posted April 18, 2011 Author Share Posted April 18, 2011 Just been advised by a lady who I've been taxi ing for a year or so that she used to be married to a wealthy Greek and was a guest at jackies kennedys wedding to the Greek bloke and sat next to jackie during the reception. Therefore in 3 moves I have sat next to the person who sat next to the person who sat next to JFK when he was assasinated!!! Wow The winner? Having given this some more thought..... This also puts me 4 steps from the oval office, 4 steps from the big red button, 4 steps from the book of secrets ( Roswell etc) and within touching distance ( if not inside) Marylin Monroe! Met this lady in the pub some time later and she began to tell me about the time she was kidnapped by the IRA.......... Never mind, it was good while it lasted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13608 Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 My mate served the original drummer of The Animals over Christmas. Got a lot of meat for his Christmas dinner apparently. John Steel? He sat next to my mum at school. John Steel PART 3. My grandad taught him some drum techniques when he was 15/16. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 I fucked Kate Middleton. There, I've said it. And I promised her I wouldn't. Does that make me a bad person? I bet she denies it. She gives lousy head, btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 I was once bought some doors which had belonged to Stuart Cable the drummer off the Stereophonics. Who tragically died some years later from choking on his own vomit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15121 Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 I was once bought some doors which had belonged to Stuart Cable the drummer off the Stereophonics. Who tragically died some years later from choking on his own vomit. Putting you three steps away from something that made a positive contribution to music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14001 Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 I seen Alan Shearer, Steve Harper and Kieron Richardson (boo!) at Newcastle train station. I've met Joe Bonamassa a couple of times. That's pretty much it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan 0 Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 I met the whole of the England team in 2004. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41328 Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 I was at Steve Watson's wedding, Rob Lee was mortal ( he'd either just had his England debut, or 1st England goal, can't remember which), got a pic of Grandma Fist with most of the 96 squad at the wedding. My brother was an extra on Stormy Monday- confirmed Sying is a cernt, as was Sean Bean surprisingly. Mrs Fist knows Sean Bean's ex wife , played Aveline in Bread. I almost tripped over Carol Decker out of T'Pau coming out of Killington Lake service station on the M6. My personal best though is when I was 18 I worked at an outdoor centre for spazzers. Debbie Greenwood turned up to film a piece for BBC , I was interviewed then had to take her out kayaking. Me and a pal gave her a wetsuit to change into, then scuttled up into the sail loft and watched her getting into it. Saw tops but no bottoms, she kept her knickers on the mucky cow! Pervtastic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 What were her tits like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 I was at Steve Watson's wedding, Rob Lee was mortal ( he'd either just had his England debut, or 1st England goal, can't remember which), got a pic of Grandma Fist with most of the 96 squad at the wedding. My brother was an extra on Stormy Monday- confirmed Sying is a cernt, as was Sean Bean surprisingly. Mrs Fist knows Sean Bean's ex wife , played Aveline in Bread. I almost tripped over Carol Decker out of T'Pau coming out of Killington Lake service station on the M6. My personal best though is when I was 18 I worked at an outdoor centre for spazzers. Debbie Greenwood turned up to film a piece for BBC , I was interviewed then had to take her out kayaking. Me and a pal gave her a wetsuit to change into, then scuttled up into the sail loft and watched her getting into it. Saw tops but no bottoms, she kept her knickers on the mucky cow! Pervtastic! My uncle used to knock about with Sting's bro and Sting is notoriously tight with his money apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 (edited) I'm not trawling this thread but I'm sure I'd have mentioned my main ones. One good one I don't think I've mentioned though was I once had a shite in Neil McDonalds bog, must've been 87 or 88 on Halloweens. Edited April 19, 2011 by McFaul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41328 Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 What were her tits like? A blur- I was 18 man, my head was vibrating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4444 Posted April 19, 2011 Author Share Posted April 19, 2011 I was at Steve Watson's wedding, Rob Lee was mortal ( he'd either just had his England debut, or 1st England goal, can't remember which), got a pic of Grandma Fist with most of the 96 squad at the wedding. My brother was an extra on Stormy Monday- confirmed Sying is a cernt, as was Sean Bean surprisingly. Mrs Fist knows Sean Bean's ex wife , played Aveline in Bread. I almost tripped over Carol Decker out of T'Pau coming out of Killington Lake service station on the M6. My personal best though is when I was 18 I worked at an outdoor centre for spazzers. Debbie Greenwood turned up to film a piece for BBC , I was interviewed then had to take her out kayaking. Me and a pal gave her a wetsuit to change into, then scuttled up into the sail loft and watched her getting into it. Saw tops but no bottoms, she kept her knickers on the mucky cow! Pervtastic! Marvellous stuff Mr Fist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10430 Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 I was at Steve Watson's wedding, Rob Lee was mortal ( he'd either just had his England debut, or 1st England goal, can't remember which), got a pic of Grandma Fist with most of the 96 squad at the wedding. My brother was an extra on Stormy Monday- confirmed Sying is a cernt, as was Sean Bean surprisingly. Mrs Fist knows Sean Bean's ex wife , played Aveline in Bread. I almost tripped over Carol Decker out of T'Pau coming out of Killington Lake service station on the M6. My personal best though is when I was 18 I worked at an outdoor centre for spazzers. Debbie Greenwood turned up to film a piece for BBC , I was interviewed then had to take her out kayaking. Me and a pal gave her a wetsuit to change into, then scuttled up into the sail loft and watched her getting into it. Saw tops but no bottoms, she kept her knickers on the mucky cow! Pervtastic! My uncle used to knock about with Sting's bro and Sting is notoriously tight with his money apparently. Wife of the guy that owned the local shop used to go out with Sting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 I was once bought some doors which had belonged to Stuart Cable the drummer off the Stereophonics. Who tragically died some years later from choking on his own vomit. Putting you three steps away from something that made a positive contribution to music Ouch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 My sister's mate was asked out by Alan Shearer on various occasions when they were about 18-ish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 My mam (retired special needs teacher) used to teach Steven Taylor in remedial class Family folklore had it that he was a paperboy for my dad until it became clear me dad was talking drunken bollocks. He was just best mates with a lad who had a paper round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15121 Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 My mam (retired special needs teacher) used to teach Steven Taylor in remedial class Family folklore had it that he was a paperboy for my dad until it became clear me dad was talking drunken bollocks. He was just best mates with a lad who had a paper round. Steven Taylor's dad installed my parents' burglar alarm system in the mid-90s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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