Fat waste of space, tactically inept cabbage head Steve Bruce sacked by Newcastle United

[ewerk 30266]

8 hours ago, Howay said:

 

I do love that article says Charnley is “trying to drive a hard bargain” when the fuck will these idiots learn you can’t be aggressive from a position of weakness? There is pretty much 3 weeks until Sheffield start their season, why the fuck would they let Bruce go for anything less than his full compensation? If they’re not going to pay it they need to move on, they don’t have the time to be trying to negotiate with a club. It’s also staggering that they’d even bother, to be frank with this squad and the level of manager Bruce is it’s not like he’d manage that many more points than some no mark like Redfearn. 

 

Charnley voted for Brexit. Pass it on.

[The Mighty Hog 508]

Probably the best Chronicle article of the week. Bonus of Ryder being huffy in the thread too.

[OTF 7249]

2 hours ago, zerosum said:

 

wouldn't surprise me in the least if it drags on, Redfearn manages first few games.. has a little winning streak..  then fatty sees a cheap opportunity and gives him the full time job 

 

Winning streak? Very funny.

[trooper 940]

If Ashley insists on Bruce & his assistants it could cost more than it would to have kept Benitez. What a scary thought.

[Sonatine 11309]

 

The Knight Ryder in one of his disguises trying to get an exclusive i bet

[Howmanheyman 32738]

3 hours ago, The Mighty Hog said:

Probably the best Chronicle article of the week. Bonus of Ryder being huffy in the thread too.

at the Twitter thread and Ryder. Comparing Gibson and Ryder, (Ryder claimed to have said similar ), is like comparing Beckenbauer with Darren Bradshaw. When Gibson's on song he's a great listen/read and he certainly likes lubricating his throat as well.

[Howmanheyman 32738]

Here's one for 'wor hyem' if Bruce signs seeing they like some shit songs....

 

Stevie Bruce!

Stevie Bruce!

Stevie, Stevie Bruce!

If he gets the job he wants a truce,

Stevie, Stevie Bruce!

 

Stevie Bruce!

Stevie Bruce!

Stevie, Stevie Bruce!

When he walks up stairs, his face goes puce,

Stevie, Stevie Bruce!

 

[Polarboy 2311]

Stevie Bruce!

Stevie Bruce!

Stevie, Stevie Bruce!

Since the liposuction his ball bags loose,

Stevie, Stevie Bruce!

 

Stevie Bruce!

Stevie Bruce!

Stevie, Stevie Bruce!

His appointment's going to inspire some to take out the noose,

Stevie, Stevie Bruce!

[Alex 34848]

51 minutes ago, Polarboy said:

Stevie Bruce!

Stevie Bruce!

Stevie, Stevie Bruce!

Since the liposuction his ball bags loose,

Stevie, Stevie Bruce!

 

Stevie Bruce!

Stevie Bruce!

Stevie, Stevie Bruce!

His appointment's going to inspire some to take out the noose,

Stevie, Stevie Bruce!

Nice avatar. Van Gogh isn’t it? 

[Polarboy 2311]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

Nice avatar. Van Gogh isn’t it? 

Yep, although even having visited the museum in Amsterdam I can't call myself an aficionado in any way, shape or form. Hey that looks cool were my only thoughts on it.

[Dougle 3309]

https://www.themag.co.uk/2019/07/john-carver-lists-all-the-reasons-why-steve-bruce-is-perfect-for-newcastle-united-unbelievable/

 

John Fucking Carver

Edited July 13, 2019 by Dougle
John Carver

[Polarboy 2311]

5 minutes ago, Dougle said:

https://www.themag.co.uk/2019/07/john-carver-lists-all-the-reasons-why-steve-bruce-is-perfect-for-newcastle-united-unbelievable/

 

John Fucking Carver

The self proclaimed greatest coach in the world has to eat as well. A little bit of arse licking might just get him a coaching role with granny face should the compo prove too much for his assistants at Wednesday.

[Dougle 3309]

Just think... that cunt has more money than me, you or most people on this forum could hoy together in the entire lives

[Alex 34848]

1 hour ago, Dougle said:

https://www.themag.co.uk/2019/07/john-carver-lists-all-the-reasons-why-steve-bruce-is-perfect-for-newcastle-united-unbelievable/

 

John Fucking Carver

1. I want a job

[The Mighty Hog 508]

The return of the "incentive based" contract. Paying a manager a million to stay in the PL when it's worth hundreds of millions to the club.

 

https://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/17769337.steve-bruce-involved-5m-wrangle-newcastle/

[Ayatollah Hermione 13796]

It’s the kind of contract he’s offer up to one of his Warehouse Managers, fuck me  

 

The return of Graham Carr too, Christ. Because we’ve all missed signing injury prone, unsuitable shite.

[The Mighty Hog 508]

I wonder if it'll ever click with him that he's the one doing football ownership wrong, not everyone else.

[Sonatine 11309]

8 minutes ago, The Mighty Hog said:

I wonder if it'll ever click with him that he's the one doing football ownership wrong, not everyone else.

[ewerk 30266]

24 minutes ago, The Mighty Hog said:

I wonder if it'll ever click with him that he's the one doing football ownership wrong, not everyone else.

 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Mirror sez 'Bruce' wants to bring Carr back

[Dr Gloom 21814]

I’m sure he does

[trooper 940]

The Mirror saying if Bruce takes the job he'll be the worst paid manager in the premiership. He'll be on £1 million a year which is £20k a week 6 times less than Rafa.

[Dr Gloom 21814]

But it’s driven by incentives - he’ll get the same as Rafa if he gets us to mid table finish, which of course he won’t.

[trooper 940]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

But it’s driven by incentives - he’ll get the same as Rafa if he gets us to mid table finish, which of course he won’t.

[Dr Gloom 21814]

There’s a £4m bonus for you if you finish 10th, Stevie me old mucka, which coincidentally is the same as your entire transfer budget