Fat waste of space, tactically inept cabbage head Steve Bruce sacked by Newcastle United

[The Fish 10779]

On 27/12/2020 at 18:36, Ugly Mackems said:

To manage NUFC you need to be on a downward (if not already at the bottom) spiral. No manager to date has departed NUFC and moved on to bigger and better things. Rafa once his accountant is happy has the opportunity the rest in all likelihood will never get a Club the stature of NUFC again. Up and coming? Career suicide. 

Sorry like, but that's bollocks. Scores of managers would like the opportunity to manage a club where the remit is finish 17th or better in the Premier League, with a decent midtable squad. Especially those who have experience managing on limited budgets with a buy-to-sell focus. 

[thebrokendoll 9146]

gone by the end of february I reckon.

if not this clueless thick cunt will have us in the bottom 3, doesn't even look like he wants to be here.

oh and while I appreciate ryder's fucking useless too, there's absolutely nowt wrong with question here to warrant bruce's dismissive response. on the contrary, he gets off very lightly the entire conference....

 

https://www.nufc.co.uk/nufc-tv/latest-videos/bruce-pre-liverpool-h-media-briefing-20-21/?isfromsocial=true

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

32 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

gone by the end of february I reckon.

if not this clueless thick cunt will have us in the bottom 3, doesn't even look like he wants to be here.

oh and while I appreciate ryder's fucking useless too, there's absolutely nowt wrong with question here to warrant bruce's dismissive response. on the contrary, he gets off very lightly the entire conference....

 

https://www.nufc.co.uk/nufc-tv/latest-videos/bruce-pre-liverpool-h-media-briefing-20-21/?isfromsocial=true

We are where we are.What kind of answer/excuse is that.One of those journalists should ask the clown what he means by that.

[Blastronaut 1333]

23 minutes ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

We are where we are.What kind of answer/excuse is that.One of those journalists should ask the clown what he means by that.

 

The collective "we" is absolving himself of responsibility. Otherwise he'd have said "it is what it is" or "it'll do for now" like I do everytime I botch a diy job around the house and can't be arsed finding out what went wrong or trying to fix it. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13837]

2 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

gone by the end of february I reckon.

if not this clueless thick cunt will have us in the bottom 3, doesn't even look like he wants to be here.

oh and while I appreciate ryder's fucking useless too, there's absolutely nowt wrong with question here to warrant bruce's dismissive response. on the contrary, he gets off very lightly the entire conference....

 

https://www.nufc.co.uk/nufc-tv/latest-videos/bruce-pre-liverpool-h-media-briefing-20-21/?isfromsocial=true

 

It does feel like the end and he's definitely starting to crack but how many times did we say the same of Pardew before he managed to cling on and luck into another string of decent results? If the gap does shorten between us and the bottom teams (which is likely with Burnley getting players back), I could maybe see it but honestly think we'll beat Sheffield United and Palace in the next month or so and that'll be enough. Job done for another year, sign him a few more players in the summer to give the place a lift, rinse, repeat.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

2 hours ago, Blastronaut said:

 

The collective "we" is absolving himself of responsibility. Otherwise he'd have said "it is what it is" or "it'll do for now" like I do everytime I botch a diy job around the house and can't be arsed finding out what went wrong or trying to fix it. 

WE as in we’re partly responsible for not accepting him because if we had,we’d be........in the same position.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

1 hour ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

 

It does feel like the end and he's definitely starting to crack but how many times did we say the same of Pardew before he managed to cling on and luck into another string of decent results? If the gap does shorten between us and the bottom teams (which is likely with Burnley getting players back), I could maybe see it but honestly think we'll beat Sheffield United and Palace in the next month or so and that'll be enough. Job done for another year, sign him a few more players in the summer to give the place a lift, rinse, repeat.

Results have gone for us tonight and Fulham are away to Tottenham tomorrow night.He’ll be hyper whatever the result against Livpool 

[Blastronaut 1333]

15 minutes ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

WE as in we’re partly responsible for not accepting him because if we had,we’d be........in the same position.

Yup. "we are where we are (because its the best I could do)" 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

He’s making a fuss of where we are because we probably won’t be there come the end of the season.Targeting the top 10 has now become targeting survival ,he’s now telling us.Ffs,is that how far we’ve gone backwards.

[Dougle 3322]

I think this season there is only one genuinely doomed team so far, even they will take points from us.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

2 hours ago, Dougle said:

I think this season there is only one genuinely doomed team so far, even they will take points from us.

 

Didn’t Derby go down with 11 points,the lowest ever,and four of those were off us? I’m sure Savage lamped a raker in from outside the box at SJP.

[RobinRobin 11160]

11 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

gone by the end of february I reckon.

Certainly won't be sooner than the end of January, but any time after that.  They may have learned the lesson with McClown and not leave it too late, but Cashley won't want a new manager demanding transfers.

[OTF 7280]

1 hour ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

Didn’t Derby go down with 11 points,the lowest ever,and four of those were off us? I’m sure Savage lamped a raker in from outside the box at SJP.

 

They took 4 points off us, wasn't Savage, was their striker can't think of their name at the minute, won't google it because it will come to me.

[thebrokendoll 9146]

8 hours ago, Dougle said:

I think this season there is only one genuinely doomed team so far, even they will take points from us.

 

 i'm not particularly a betting man, largely due to the fact that when i do i invariably lose.

however should sheffield united fail to win against crystal palace in their next game i'll be be very tempted to have a daft £20 on them breaking their duck on the 12th.

writings on the wall!

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3859]

5 hours ago, OTF said:

 

They took 4 points off us, wasn't Savage, was their striker can't think of their name at the minute, won't google it because it will come to me.

Kenny Miller.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13837]

Didn’t Allardyce say that the point was a decent result as well? After that came in the last minute IIRC

[The Fish 10779]

Think we had a midfield of Butt, Geremi, Smith and Milner for the loss to Derby. 

 

Should have lost the home game as well.

[Monkeys Fist 42129]

6 hours ago, OTF said:

 

They took 4 points off us, wasn't Savage, was their striker can't think of their name at the minute, won't google it because it will come to me.

 

1 hour ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

Kenny Miller.

McGoogled that for you. 

[Kitman 2204]

He’s a gin soaked fat old fraud. Incompetent manager, dreadful football, and at best you’ll get no more than survival.  But we said that from day 1.

[Dougle 3322]

19 hours ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

Didn’t Derby go down with 11 points,the lowest ever,and four of those were off us? I’m sure Savage lamped a raker in from outside the box at SJP.

 

One win all season. Against us of course.

[Isegrim 9737]

Horrible game.

[Dougle 3322]

23 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

Horrible game.

 

"We're all disappointed with the result," admitted Allardyce, who bemoaned the international break. "I think the performance was always going to be a scrap because Derby were really fired up after waiting for this game to come around after Liverpool. They spent a lot of energy closing us down and to beat that you have got to score when your chances come."

 

The potato headed cunt was more eloquent in defending the shite he delivered. Not that that means anything.

[Howay 12496]

 I absolutely fucking hated when Allardyce was NUFC manager. What an absolute monster arsehole the bloke is. just fucking unbearable. Still think it says a lot about the mackems that they love him. 

[The Fish 10779]

5 hours ago, Howay said:

 I absolutely fucking hated when Allardyce was NUFC manager. What an absolute monster arsehole the bloke is. just fucking unbearable. Still think it says a lot about the mackems that they love him. 

He can drag any club to bottom half cloggers. For us, Everton, West Ham, that's shit, but for the mackems it was the height of ambition.

 

Guarantee if he had the same number of points from his run there, but lost the derby, they wouldn't be half as keen to crawl up his Bisto pipe.

[Monkeys Fist 42129]

18 minutes ago, The Fish said:

crawl up his Bisto pipe.

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