Fat waste of space, tactically inept cabbage head Steve Bruce sacked by Newcastle United

[Monkeys Fist 43089]

One of my mam’s uncles played alongside Bob Paisley for Bishop Auckland, winning the Amateur FA Cup in 1939 with him. 
 

His last words were “ Tell essembee -Fulwell End 1972, I was there!” 
 

* one of the above statements may be “alternative facts, covfefe”. 

[Isegrim 9906]

Alzheimer?

Edited October 3, 2020 by Isegrim

[Dr Gloom 22177]

“It’s not my style to complain”, complained Steve 

[Howmanheyman 33877]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

“It’s not my style to complain”, complained Steve 

He doesn't like to complain like celebs don't like to mention their charidee work.

[trooper 940]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

“It’s not my style to complain”, complained Steve 

The blokes a lunatic 

[thebrokendoll 9464]

20 minutes ago, trooper said:

The blokes a lunatic 

 

and profoundly fucking stupid.

[Carl 175]

Thats Bruce off to Man U then 

[Meenzer 15731]

I'm sure any team's fans would be as grateful to have him as we're told we should be.

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Nowt wrong with Ole. They're out of the relegation places. Financially stable.

[thebrokendoll 9464]

I reckon bruce is now serving up the worst football of any manager in my time watching newcastle.

bearing in mind he's had some pretty stiff competition from the likes of mcgarry, charlton, allardyce that's quite some achievement.

not only that, he's managed in a relatively short space of time to at least draw level with if not even nudge ahead of the likes of dalglish, souness and pardew in the utterly dislikeable, horrible cunt stakes.

remarkable, blisteringly fast progress on both counts.

 

fuck off bruce, you fucking repulsive fat mess.

 

[Meenzer 15731]

Yeah but we played bad football under Rafa sometimes.

[Alex 35595]

 

[Alex 35595]

‘Work in progress’ 

[Sonatine 11556]

Hmmmm.......

 

 

[Tom 14013]

We can’t defend and we can’t attack.

Lord only knows about that bit in the middle.

[thebrokendoll 9464]

7 minutes ago, Tom said:

We can’t defend and we can’t attack.

Lord only knows about that bit in the middle.

 

I think bruce's bit in the middle is gorged, distended and extremely unpleasant to look at.

it's also likely to feature quite prominently in a coroners report.

[Sonatine 11556]

The only bit in the middle Brewcey is interested in is the bacon in his sandwich, fat cabbage headed twat.

[ewerk 31218]

 

[Ugly Mackems 134]

6 hours ago, Alex said:

 

Selected games.

[ewerk 31218]

7 minutes ago, Ugly Mackems said:

Selected games.

Yes, only fair that we should look at the whole situation.

 

[thebrokendoll 9464]

14 minutes ago, Ugly Mackems said:

Selected games.

 

bruce is a morally bankrupt clueless fucking moron, matey.

you're gonna have to come to terms with that.

 

[Ugly Mackems 134]

9 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

bruce is a morally bankrupt clueless fucking moron, matey.

you're gonna have to come to terms with that.

Trust me I'm as unimpressed as anyone else.

[Alex 35595]

Got the manager you deserve tbh 

[Dr Gloom 22177]

Had to fix the mess left behind by Rafa tbf

[Ugly Mackems 134]

1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

Had to fix the mess left behind by Rafa tbf

Rafa bought some shit mind.