Fat waste of space, tactically inept cabbage head Steve Bruce sacked by Newcastle United

[Monkeys Fist 42149]

One of my mam’s uncles played alongside Bob Paisley for Bishop Auckland, winning the Amateur FA Cup in 1939 with him. 
 

His last words were “ Tell essembee -Fulwell End 1972, I was there!” 
 

* one of the above statements may be “alternative facts, covfefe”. 

[Isegrim 9741]

Alzheimer?

Edited October 3, 2020 by Isegrim

[Dr Gloom 21861]

“It’s not my style to complain”, complained Steve 

[Howmanheyman 32847]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

“It’s not my style to complain”, complained Steve 

He doesn't like to complain like celebs don't like to mention their charidee work.

[trooper 940]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

“It’s not my style to complain”, complained Steve 

The blokes a lunatic 

[thebrokendoll 9148]

20 minutes ago, trooper said:

The blokes a lunatic 

 

and profoundly fucking stupid.

[Carl 175]

Thats Bruce off to Man U then 

[Meenzer 15448]

I'm sure any team's fans would be as grateful to have him as we're told we should be.

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Nowt wrong with Ole. They're out of the relegation places. Financially stable.

[thebrokendoll 9148]

I reckon bruce is now serving up the worst football of any manager in my time watching newcastle.

bearing in mind he's had some pretty stiff competition from the likes of mcgarry, charlton, allardyce that's quite some achievement.

not only that, he's managed in a relatively short space of time to at least draw level with if not even nudge ahead of the likes of dalglish, souness and pardew in the utterly dislikeable, horrible cunt stakes.

remarkable, blisteringly fast progress on both counts.

 

fuck off bruce, you fucking repulsive fat mess.

 

[Meenzer 15448]

Yeah but we played bad football under Rafa sometimes.

[Alex 34938]

 

[Alex 34938]

‘Work in progress’ 

[Sonatine 11329]

Hmmmm.......

 

 

[Tom 14011]

We can’t defend and we can’t attack.

Lord only knows about that bit in the middle.

[thebrokendoll 9148]

7 minutes ago, Tom said:

We can’t defend and we can’t attack.

Lord only knows about that bit in the middle.

 

I think bruce's bit in the middle is gorged, distended and extremely unpleasant to look at.

it's also likely to feature quite prominently in a coroners report.

[Sonatine 11329]

The only bit in the middle Brewcey is interested in is the bacon in his sandwich, fat cabbage headed twat.

[ewerk 30385]

 

[Ugly Mackems 133]

6 hours ago, Alex said:

 

Selected games.

[ewerk 30385]

7 minutes ago, Ugly Mackems said:

Selected games.

Yes, only fair that we should look at the whole situation.

 

[thebrokendoll 9148]

14 minutes ago, Ugly Mackems said:

Selected games.

 

bruce is a morally bankrupt clueless fucking moron, matey.

you're gonna have to come to terms with that.

 

[Ugly Mackems 133]

9 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

bruce is a morally bankrupt clueless fucking moron, matey.

you're gonna have to come to terms with that.

Trust me I'm as unimpressed as anyone else.

[Alex 34938]

Got the manager you deserve tbh 

[Dr Gloom 21861]

Had to fix the mess left behind by Rafa tbf

[Ugly Mackems 133]

1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

Had to fix the mess left behind by Rafa tbf

Rafa bought some shit mind.