Fat waste of space, tactically inept cabbage head Steve Bruce sacked by Newcastle United

[Sonatine 11556]

The Uriah Heep of football managers 

[trooper 940]

This will be Bruce when Ashley zooms him with the "summer war chest" on Wednesday

 

[Tom 14013]

“Yuh wah dissapointed to lose ASM, he was a canny, canny playah, wuhl have ta roll wah sleeves up again & dust wa selves down again, Tyne bridge, blaydon races, ye olde Gallowgate bogs, big Andy will do well on the wing”

[trooper 940]

22 minutes ago, Tom said:

“Yuh wah dissapointed to lose ASM, he was a canny, canny playah, wuhl have ta roll wah sleeves up again & dust wa selves down again, Tyne bridge, blaydon races, ye olde Gallowgate bogs, big Andy will do well on the wing”

"Aye Maxi's a canny lad he's gannin nee were,except to the kebab shop to get me an extra large donna with chilli source.

 

Edited July 27, 2020 by trooper

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

1 hour ago, Tom said:

“Yuh wah dissapointed to lose ASM, he was a canny, canny playah, wuhl have ta roll wah sleeves up again & dust wa selves down again, Tyne bridge, blaydon races, ye olde Gallowgate bogs, big Andy will do well on the wing”

‘Aleh een could cheh eenge a geh eem’

Learn Yourself Geordie by Brucey,Gazza and Waddle.

Edited July 27, 2020 by essembeeofsunderland

[Kid Dynamite 7179]

Joelinton played in all 38 league games this season. Only the 3rd outfield NUFC player to do so in the premier league.

 

2 goals 

[Ugly Mackems 134]

28 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Joelinton played in all 38 league games this season. Only the 3rd outfield NUFC player to do so in the premier league.

 

2 goals 

It's called getting your moneys worth. 

[Tdansmith 3259]

no it isn't 

[Tom 14013]

£20m a goal  

[Alex 35595]

Just over £1m a match though. Plus wages. 

[ewerk 31218]

Yeah but look at what a good job Bruce did at coaching and developing him.

[Alex 35595]

Rafa’s didn’t think he was worth £40m. How foolish that looks now 

[Monkeys Fist 43089]

2 hours ago, Ugly Mackems said:

It's called getting your moneys worth. 

[Ugly Mackems 134]

3 hours ago, ewerk said:

Yeah but look at what a good job Bruce did at coaching and developing him.

You think he's capable of being coached and developed? 

[ewerk 31218]

I dunno but I’m sure a Champions League winning manager could’ve given it a real go.

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3981]

7 minutes ago, ewerk said:

I dunno but I’m sure a Champions League winning manager could’ve given it a real go.

Rafa told them he didn’t want him didn’t he?

[Sonatine 11556]

 

[Tom 14013]

That’s like chasing a bouncy ball down the A1 and saying you “could” be in danger.

We’ll go down after sacking Bruce in November & selling players we “just couldn’t hold onto” in January.

[The Fish 10972]

 

24 minutes ago, Tom said:

That’s like chasing a bouncy ball down the A1 and saying you “could” be in danger.

We’ll go down after sacking Bruce in November & selling players we “just couldn’t hold onto” in January.

Can't compete with the likes of Crystal Palace and Brentford.

[Ayatollah Hermione 14059]

Maybe we'll get lucky with our transfers. 

 

 

Never mind.

[Howay 12496]

 I saw on Twitter a bloke had bet that Lingard wouldn’t score or get an assist for the whole PL season, the bloke would have won almost £700 from a tenner but then Lingard scored in the 98th minute of the last game. 

[Isegrim 9906]

21 minutes ago, Howay said:

 I saw on Twitter a bloke had bet that Lingard wouldn’t score or get an assist for the whole PL season, the bloke would have won almost £700 from a tenner but then Lingard scored in the 98th minute of the last game. 

 

[Howay 12496]

 I thought it was more, even then what a let down. 

[The Fish 10972]

Paddy Power paid out on the bet but the lad donated the winnings to BLM

[Howay 12496]

That’s good of them and him tbf.