Fat waste of space, tactically inept cabbage head Steve Bruce sacked by Newcastle United

[Howmanheyman 33852]

53 minutes ago, Howay said:

Wonder how they’d feel if the useless cunt replaced Klopp at Liverpool or the little bridge troll at Manchester United. 

They'd be over the moon, I'm sure?

 

 

[Kitman 2207]

1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

Phil Neville and Danny Murphy united in praise for Steve Bruce, insisting he’s the right man for the job and that the new owners shouldn’t replace him with Rafa or Poch. He’s a local and knows the area - both important factors, apparently. 

Fucking hell. Mind you Bruce looks like he’s from Royston Vasey....

[Tdansmith 3259]

2 hours ago, Howay said:

Wonder how they’d feel if the useless cunt replaced Klopp at Liverpool or the little bridge troll at Manchester United. 

this ^

[Monkeys Fist 43079]

11 hours ago, Howay said:

Wonder how they’d feel if the useless cunt replaced Klopp at Liverpool or the little bridge troll at Manchester United. 

“ bridge troll” 

[Ayatollah Hermione 14053]

It’s mad that Murphy and Neville get airtime to spout whatever bullshit they think of on the spot. Unless there’s some kind of “dour, brain dead gorm” box on a diversity sheet somewhere.

[aimaad22 4222]

Comparing him with Benetiz ffs   imagine him Bruce in charge the last time we went down.

[ewerk 31209]

The biggest problem with Steve Bruce is that he's the sort of manager you appoint when the height of your ambition is to stay up. Rafa was the opposite of that. He gave us hope that perhaps over time we could build and become more than a team whose sole aim every season was to avoid relegation. That isn't particularly Bruce's fault but he was warned before he took the job what he faced.

[Tom 14013]

The first thing the new owners should buy is a catapult to fire Bruce into the Tyne.

Let Pochettino release the lever.

[sammynb 3508]

22 minutes ago, Tom said:

The first thing the new owners should buy is a catapult to fire Bruce into the Tyne.

Let Pochettino watch on TV as Rafa releases the lever.

 

FYP

[Monkeys Fist 43079]

17 minutes ago, Tom said:

The first thing the new owners should buy is a catapult to fire Bruce into the Tyne.

Let Pochettino release the lever.

This is the kind of uninformed opinion which has made the internet a melting point of misinformation over the years. 
Don’t get me wrong Tom, I’m no fan of Bruce, but this is just wrong. 
 

A trebuchet would be far better suited for flinging the kind of weight we’re talking about here. 

[sammynb 3508]

4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

This is the kind of uninformed opinion which has made the internet a melting point of misinformation over the years. 
Don’t get me wrong Tom, I’m no fan of Bruce, but this is just wrong. 
 

A trebuchet would be far better suited for flinging the kind of weight we’re talking about here. 

 

Whether it's a catapult or trebuchet is academic, it's not like the fat fuck is going to fit in a cannon.

[Meenzer 15723]

A job lot of Sports Direct resistance bands ought to do the trick.

[Monkeys Fist 43079]

6 minutes ago, sammynb said:

 

Whether it's a catapult or trebuchet is academic, it's not like the fat fuck is going to fit in a cannon.

He might enjoy that. 

[Tom 14013]

 

[sammynb 3508]

9 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

He might enjoy that. 

 

Walt Disney really was a dodgy fuck, wasn't he?

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

When Bruce is given the push,where will he end up? The Championship at best? A return to the makems ? 
It was a good performance against a lethargic Sheff Utd eleven.When they went down to 10 men we still didn’t over run the Blades.If ASM picks up another injury we’ll be back to boring Brucey’s ten behind the ball tactic with Big Joe ‘ leading the line’. 

[Tom 14013]

You can just enjoy a win you know.

[Isegrim 9906]

20 minutes ago, Tom said:

You can just enjoy a win you know.

H did. when he won the Purple Heart for conquered the Fulwell before it was even built.

[Tom 14013]

 

[Monkeys Fist 43079]

58 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

H did. when he won the Purple Heart for conquered the Fulwell before it was even built.

[wykikitoon 20742]

When he does get the shove I wonder if Merson will be screaming for him to get the job are Arsenal?  Nah, didn't think so.  Or all the other sycophants who've chewed his pork scratching cock all season. Barcelona? Madrid? Nah, he will end up fucking managing Reading or some other fucking shite.

[wykikitoon 20742]

[wykikitoon 20742]

 

[RobinRobin 11584]

12 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

He might enjoy that. 

Trying to push Luke Edwards right in  

[Isegrim 9906]

I was tempted to put this into the cooking thread because I think that’s what the author should rather concentrate on doing...