Fat waste of space, tactically inept cabbage head Steve Bruce sacked by Newcastle United

[Howmanheyman 33166]

1 hour ago, Isegrim said:

the brown nosing stuff Ryder publishes gets worse all the time. What’s the point of him doing Q&A?

I wouldn’t rule out him asking the questions himself though...

"Broon nose? There'll be fucking claret nose rund your mush if you don't pipe doon. Fucking capiche bonny lad?"

 

[Monkeys Fist 42412]

Lolz

 

Laters. 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Hardly surprising that his journalism isn't up to scratch when he must spend hours sheering off his thick locks to achieve the optional slap head look

[trophyshy 7083]

Apparently Ryder supported Sunderland in the 80s.  

[Ayatollah Hermione 13863]

What's the longest word you reckon Ryder can spell without auto-correct dragging him out of the shit? I bet it's not even "Ryder"

[Monkeys Fist 42412]

“Me naime iz Le Ryda”

[ewerk 30598]

'Is that French?'

'Yee caallin' us a poof?'

[Monkeys Fist 42412]

“ Wee “

[Dr Gloom 21915]

 

[ewerk 30598]

Mountain of empty crisp bags just out of shot.

[Howmanheyman 33166]

More shit hot NUFC crack for his puntaz. Bruce gets another prestijeu, prestojuice, err, a belta award off the LMA, like.

 

[Isegrim 9772]

4 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

More shit hot NUFC crack for his puntaz. Bruce gets another prestijeu, prestojuice, err, a belta award off the LMA, like.

 

He is free to have a bottle of Pellegrini to celebrate it.

[Monkeys Fist 42412]

I bet Wor Steve nearly dropped his crisps when they told him. 

[Howmanheyman 33166]

18 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I bet Wor Steve nearly dropped his crisps when they told him. 

'Well, em, am obviously, em, delighted. A hope, em, al mebbe get a bit more, em, credit just like Rafa did, that's for sure, but no, am obviously delighted with the award and the team's performance. A might not be everyone's cup of tea, that's for sure, but, em, al just enjoy these crisps, sorry, awards for now."

 

[Monkeys Fist 42412]

Celebrating tomorrow morning…

 

”Giz them aal except that rabbit food, pet!”

[Alex 35077]

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

More shit hot NUFC crack for his puntaz. Bruce gets another prestijeu, prestojuice, err, a belta award off the LMA, like.

 

Prestojuice  

[Howmanheyman 33166]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

Prestojuice  

"Mams! If you want to be impressed at Presto, get them Prestojuice! It's juice lovingly made at Presto with pride, passion and more E numbers than Einstein can handle!"

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 42412]

Presto at Killy was fucking rank 

[Howmanheyman 33166]

3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Presto at Killy was fucking rank 

The one near Byker Metro was a proper mid-80s, Eastern curtain-esque paradise. 

[Monkeys Fist 42412]

All of 80s Byker was an Eastern Europe Iron Curtainesque paradise.  

[KnightRyder 9]

5 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

More shit hot NUFC crack for his puntaz. Bruce gets another prestijeu, prestojuice, err, a belta award off the LMA, like.

 

Wha-wha, what the fuck is this, like? Fuck me! Do you really think my NUFC stuff is 'shit hot'? This is why ahm in this game, man, for the man on the street who wants his NUFC news on horseback. Pleased you like it, mate. There'll be more to come in tomorrow's Ronny Gill. Laters.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13863]

 Can you lads sign my copy of Paul Joannou's book?

[Sonatine 11374]

8 hours ago, CockEyedMala said:

Ah cannit write mate. 

 

Probably explains why you and the Knight Ryder are on such good terms

[Noelie 103]

Save me from going to the archives and tell me how many points we had after 12 games last season with Senor Rafa Benitez in charge.

I know we have 15 points this season after 12 games with Mr. Steve Bruce in charge.

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

Apples and pears

 

I'll give Bruce some credit though. The team has been reasonably solid at the back whilst creating much more than we did last season. No coincidence we've started winning games since ASM got fit though. Swap him for Atsu and we look a much worse team