Fat waste of space, tactically inept cabbage head Steve Bruce sacked by Newcastle United

[wykikitoon 20708]

Just now, Howmanheyman said:

Man U pull one back, Savage's patter.....

You can here him patting it? Fuck me. 

[sammynb 3507]

8 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Odds on it being Willock? 

 

4 minutes ago, Andrew said:

 

Honestly, given the struggles most of our team have with getting/staying fit it could be any of them. I reckon its Ryan Fraser.

 

3 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Nailed on. He seems an absolute model pro and hard trainer. He seemed absolutely gutted to sign for us full time tbh and looked miserable recently 

 

Most likely Mannquillo just wandered on down the road to the village of the damned, there is only so much FIFA one can play on their days off!

[Howmanheyman 33819]

 

 

 

 

Looks like I wasn't the only one linking Elton John to Bruce. 

 

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 43059]

3 minutes ago, sammynb said:

 

 

 

Most likely Mannquillo just wandered on down the road to the village of the damned, there is only so much FIFA one can play on their days off!

I think the inference was that the player went somewhere with a clue, though.  

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

He’s one of us,is he? Is he fuck.After we’d thrashed those sad makem bastards 5 v 1 he said in his post match interview that it was the worst moment in his football career.He’s a sad makem bastard.He took Hull to the FA Cup Final where they got beat yet that wasn’t the his worst moment in football !!! 

[Gemmill 45999]

Remember he made a mixtape but got sacked before he could play it. 

[Monkeys Fist 43059]

12 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Remember he made a mixtape but got sacked before he could play it. 

Apparently it was all Simply Red. 

[wykikitoon 20708]

Ronaldo just scored so he will be wanking with £50 notes 

[sammynb 3507]

39 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I think the inference was that the player went somewhere with a clue, though.  

Compared to Bruce's training methods, well what can I say?!??

[sammynb 3507]

And if we are having a genuine guess, I'd say Wilson because you know rehab under Bruce would "just" be one kebab and 4 pints instead of the usual.

[wykikitoon 20708]

Wilson is a good shout too

[Alex 35567]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

Remember he made a mixtape but got sacked before he could play it. 

You heard it here first

[Dougle 3384]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

Ronaldo just scored so he will be wanking with £50 notes 

 

Is he into the Queen like?

[Monkeys Fist 43059]

1 minute ago, Dougle said:

 

Is he into the Queen like?

There are two people on the £50, just saying…

[Dougle 3384]

10 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

There are two people on the £50, just saying…

 

There's three on the one that goes out of circulation next year.

CR7 must be a right eclectic bastard.

[Meenzer 15716]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

You heard it here first

Good post

[Monkeys Fist 43059]

Thank You

[RobinRobin 11541]

Luke Edwards interviewing Steve Bruce (his besty)

LE:  I understand you left by mutual consent.  Tell us more.

SB:  We agreed because I just could not work with Amanda Staveley after what she said to me.

LE:  Really.  What did she say?

SB:  You're fired.

[wykikitoon 20708]

Alan Brazil and dribble chin agbonlawhore both rimming out bruce this morning. Fucking clowns. 

[ewerk 31195]

And yet you keep tuning in.  

[OTF 7485]

2 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

Alan Brazil and dribble chin agbonlawhore both rimming out bruce this morning.

 

I think you've found Monkeys Fist's limit. The shed is safe.

[Dr Gloom 22139]

1 hour ago, ewerk said:

And yet you keep tuning in.  

He just needs to warm up for day with his work colleagues. Listening to the loathsome TalkSport pundits gets him in the mood 

[wykikitoon 20708]

 

 

 

[ewerk 31195]

And yet four clubs saw fit to appoint him as manager despite all evidence that he was a waste of space.

[The Fish 10962]

19 hours ago, Rayvin said:

 

 

Interesting to see. Speaks well of ASM but does suggest that Bruce had a genuine rapport with at least some of the players.

 

Bruce's 'tactic' was "get it to Allan". Reportedly ASM's nickname was "Plan A". No surprise to see ASM's a fan.