Fat waste of space, tactically inept cabbage head Steve Bruce sacked by Newcastle United

[Chaser 1207]

Football is a weird, parallel universe to what the rest of us live in. Bruce is praised for reaching 1000 games yet won less than a third of them, Rashford knocks out a few tweets and gets an MBE while all those working for charities or saving lives go unnoticed. Players moaning how tough it is to live on £50k a week when the rest of us are living on less than that a year.  

Im sure the media would be delighted if Woodward gave Bruce the Man Utd job once Ole gets the sack, They really deserve each other. 

[trooper 940]

Genuine question lads will there be some kind of presentation to Bruce before the match ?

[Alex 34913]

1 hour ago, Howay said:

 Honestly only in football could some fucking idiot that’s clinging on to his job for an £8m pay off be framed as doing some noble thing that should be highly respected. What’s he fucking done? Had about 3 days work where he’s probably phoned it in as per, and got pissy at the first question asked despite knowing full well the questions that were coming. Bruce is more than welcome to quit the job, literally everyone bar him would be buzzing if he did. 

Just Edwards’ latest blatant attempt to wind up the fans. Not that I disagree with anything you’re saying. If it’s as bad as Bruce and Edwards like to make out then the former could’ve walked away any time he wanted. He’s too fucking greedy though. 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

2 hours ago, spongebob toonpants said:

In a bizarre coincidence there is a picture of this game in an article in today's guardian

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2021/oct/16/conflict-of-emotions-greets-newcastles-first-game-under-their-saudi-owners

 

Quite possibly until that stand was demolished ,there used to be a scarf tied to a post which must have been at least 6ft long, to the left of this picture

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

1 hour ago, Chaser said:

Football is a weird, parallel universe to what the rest of us live in. Bruce is praised for reaching 1000 games yet won less than a third of them, Rashford knocks out a few tweets and gets an MBE while all those working for charities or saving lives go unnoticed. Players moaning how tough it is to live on £50k a week when the rest of us are living on less than that a year.  

 

Im sure the media would be delighted if Woodward gave Bruce the Man Utd job once Ole gets the sack, They really deserve each other. 

A gong coming his way in the New Year’s Honours list?

[Alex 34913]

51 minutes ago, trooper said:

Genuine question lads will there be some kind of presentation to Bruce before the match ?

P45 five minutes before kickoff would be good 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

53 minutes ago, trooper said:

Genuine question lads will there be some kind of presentation to Bruce before the match ?

Quite possibly.What would really hit home would be total silence when it’s handed over.I’m a bit unsure about booing him.It won’t show us in a good light.I’m all for hurling abuse at him at the final whistle mind.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

4 minutes ago, Alex said:

P45 five minutes before kickoff would be good 

I’ll go along with that.To give the fans and players a boost,the match day announcer could inform everyone,after they’ve ‘took the knee’ ,that he’s being sacked on the final whistle,along with TOT,BUJ7 and Lewis The Coward.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13837]

It would be a top-rate power move if the new owners had the new manager sitting in the stands on Sunday. If possible, shine a giant spotlight on him when Bruce walks out.

[Sonatine 11329]

1 hour ago, trooper said:

Genuine question lads will there be some kind of presentation to Bruce before the match ?

 

Think they've got one lined up already.

 

[Monkeys Fist 42129]

1 hour ago, trooper said:

Genuine question lads will there be some kind of presentation to Bruce before the match ?

I hope they give him a parcel of shite. 

[Kitman 2204]

35 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I hope they give him a parcel of shite. 

I think that’s what we’re getting from Bruce on Sunday…

[Dougle 3322]

3 hours ago, trooper said:

Genuine question lads will there be some kind of presentation to Bruce before the match ?

 

 

Never lifted a cup as a manager has he?

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 42129]

I knew the Cabbage’s little bitch of a son wouldn’t be able to keep his gob shut, so the BBC have let him vent. 
 

It’s fucking glorious knowing how far under the skin of Bruce Snr. and Jnr. we are 

 

 

 

Steve Bruce: Newcastle boss has been the 'fall guy', says son Alex Bruce https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/58944889

[Alex 34913]

Rafa’s fault  

[ewerk 30370]

‘Join us next week when Mrs. Carver will be explaining why she thinks her husband is better than any manager in the Premier League’.

[Rayvin 5186]

Aye its a bit of a pointless article but you'd expect the fella to stick up for his dad. Unbelievable as it may be to us, he probably idolises him - and it does speak well of Steve that this is the case.

 

Has fuck all to do with his management abilities and changes absolutely nothing but I'm not gonna give the guy a hard time for it. If my old man was drawing fire from all sides in a very public way I'd be the same I'm sure.

[Dr Gloom 21847]

1 minute ago, Rayvin said:

Aye its a bit of a pointless article but you'd expect the fella to stick up for his dad. Unbelievable as it may be to us, he probably idolises him - and it does speak well of Steve that this is the case.

 

Has fuck all to do with his management abilities and changes absolutely nothing but I'm not gonna give the guy a hard time for it. If my old man was drawing fire from all sides in a very public way I'd be the same I'm sure.

You’d be apologising on his behalf tbh 

[Rayvin 5186]

I'd imagine so, yes

[Ayatollah Hermione 13837]

My dad regularly burned every tea he ever made for me but I’m still not going around telling people he’s a good cook

[Rayvin 5186]

Aye but presumably the media weren't giving him pelters for it, and I also suspect making your dinner wasn't his life's work

 

Would be amusing if either of those were true though.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13837]

My mother give him plenty of abuse for it 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

My Mam used to send me or my sister into the local to "retrieve" my Dad if he'd overrun his curfew by a few hours. Think rather than come out he bought me my first pint at about 11. Top trolling from him 

[Alex 34913]

Bruce has only received stick via the social media platforms he supposedly doesn’t even go on for most of his tenure here. So he’s largely gotten away with it. He’s only set to make the sort of money most of us can only dream about. As a payoff for being incompetent. His stupid son, who robbed a living as a player, seems to think it’s a good idea going around arguing with people on Twitter etc. defending his dad. Wtf does he think that’s going to achieve? Also, has he not twigged as to the reason why his dad’s gotten to 1,000 games as a manager but only done so for clubs up to a certain level? It’s because his record is fucking shite, you thick cunt 

[trooper 940]

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