Fat waste of space, tactically inept cabbage head Steve Bruce sacked by Newcastle United

[trooper 940]

20 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

No doubt the press have been told to not ask about his job situation

First question "did you expect to be in the dugout on Sunday" 😁

Edited October 15, 2021 by trooper

[Monkeys Fist 42449]

15 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

報告

 

10 minutes ago, sammynb said:

 

滚蛋

进入棚子。

[Monkeys Fist 42449]

Just for clarity, they’re offering him £5,600,000 to fuck off, but the fucking skank isn’t having it. 
 

They should give him his three years notice, and make him come in every day to sit in an empty office. 
It’d cost them around £2,500,000 at his weekly rate. 
 

He’s employed as Head Coach, so bring in a Manager.

 

Fucking money grabbing cunt. 

[Gemmill 44881]

Lads man. He's entitled to £8m. He's a fucking useless cunt but he's owed what he's owed and the new owners are absolutely minted. 

 

If your boss told you to just take 15 days holiday this year instead of your contractual entitlement of 25, you'd rightly tell him to fuck off. (Ant, I don't want to hear about how you never take holidays. Nobody likes the holiday martyr.

) 

[Monkeys Fist 42449]

 If my job had a severance pay-off of 4x my yearly salary, I’d be telling my boss to go fuck his kids, every day. 

[trophyshy 7083]

10 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

 If my job had a severance pay-off of 4x my yearly salary, I’d be telling my boss to go fuck his kids, every day. 

You’ve worked on Teeside previously? 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13869]

26 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Lads man. He's entitled to £8m. He's a fucking useless cunt but he's owed what he's owed and the new owners are absolutely minted. 

 

If your boss told you to just take 15 days holiday this year instead of your contractual entitlement of 25, you'd rightly tell him to fuck off. (Ant, I don't want to hear about how you never take holidays. Nobody likes the holiday martyr.

) 

I don’t give a hot gay fuck. He’s wavered entitlement through gross incompetence. Emphasis on “gross”

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

If he actively wants to leave and wants to encourage them to cough up in full, it's a bit irresponsible leaving him in charge of a match though isn't it? 

[Meenzer 15529]

2 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

If he actively wants to leave and wants to encourage them to cough up in full, it's a bit irresponsible leaving him in charge of a match though isn't it? 

 

[Isegrim 9775]

https://www.nufc.co.uk/news/latest-news/steve-bruce-takes-charge-of-1000th-game-as-manager/

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

reassuring us that he's toast and communicating as well. Fair enough

[Dr Gloom 21924]

Loved the “Steve will be the first to know when we sack him” line

[Tom 14011]

Hahaha  

[Isegrim 9775]

Another masterstroke from our former owner who failed repeatedly to strengthen the team by refusing to pay loan fees but hands a lucrative contract to a an as obese as useless clown making him entitled to an oscene amount of money when facing the foreseeable sacking.

It’s probably just fatties sticking together.

[wykikitoon 20146]

Basically it's what that poddy says.  They're just haggling over how much the fat cunt gets.  He's going to be abused like fuck at the game Sunday  

 

I hope there's chants of 'You Greedy Bastard' 

[Howmanheyman 33221]

If we're two down you can imagine a famous tune being slightly altered from 'cockney' to 'mackem' bastard.

[Isegrim 9775]

If we lose I want 52000 to sing “you fat mackem bastard get out of our club”

[Howmanheyman 33221]

1 minute ago, Isegrim said:

If we lose I want 52000 to sing “you fat mackem bastard get out of our club”

Great minds.

[Isegrim 9775]

Just now, Howmanheyman said:

Great minds.

 

[Polarboy 2311]

If you want to see how little of a Newcastle supporter Cabbage is, and how big of a Man U fan he is, just go watch his Sky punditry for the 5-0 match back in 96. The cunt was spitting feathers at full time. 

Edited October 15, 2021 by Polarboy

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

I'd rather Sunday was a celebration myself like. Why bother abusing Bruce? He's going. We've waited over a decade to rid ourselves of that fucking leech, the cameras are on and the country is watching. Hope wor flags has managed to get something together

[wykikitoon 20146]

Gemmill has hacked Quiffs account 

[ewerk 30611]

15 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

If we lose I want 52000 to sing “you fat mackem bastard get out of our club”

Win, lose or draw tbh.

[Howay 12496]

28 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

Another masterstroke from our former owner who failed repeatedly to strengthen the team by refusing to pay loan fees but hands a lucrative contract to a an as obese as useless clown making him entitled to an oscene amount of money when facing the foreseeable sacking.

It’s probably just fatties sticking together.

Aye I’ve never understood it at all, why didn’t he just give Bruce a 6 or 12 month contract? No one else was going to take the fucker. 

[BetweenTheSticks 5]

This is so bitter sweet. 

But for now I'll take being 1 fat fuck down out of 2.