Fat waste of space, tactically inept cabbage head Steve Bruce sacked by Newcastle United

[Gemmill 44881]

I bet that daft shite will still feel hard done by. "The club is looking for a change of direction Steve. Let's call it.... upwards."

[Holden McGroin 6585]

10 minutes ago, Andrew said:

Bruce is toast isn't he.  

 

Just watched the interview with Staveley, and its confident answer after confident answer and then asked if Bruce is staying its "weeeeeeell...we're not going to talk about that just yet"

 

 

Aye. He might not even make it to the Spurs game.

[ewerk 30611]

He can buy a fucking ticket if he wants.

[Andrew 4748]

1 minute ago, ewerk said:

He can buy a fucking ticket if he wants.

 

He probably can't at this point 

[wykikitoon 20145]

Conte would be my first choice. Fuck me. Listen to us Conte.

 

Bruce is fucking toast and I'm loving it 

[wykikitoon 20145]

Btw Gerrard being up there surprises me. Id rather have Howe over him

[zzub 25]

Bring in Hansi Flick. Under Hansi Flick, Bayern Munich became one of the most successful teams in the previous two years. He won UEFA Champions League, DFB-Pokal, DFL- Supercup, UEFA Super, and also FIFA Football Cup in 2020.

[wykikitoon 20145]

Sounds quite Hansi

[ewerk 30611]

6 minutes ago, zzub said:

Bring in Hansi Flick. Under Hansi Flick, Bayern Munich became one of the most successful teams in the previous two years. He won UEFA Champions League, DFB-Pokal, DFL- Supercup, UEFA Super, and also FIFA Football Cup in 2020.

Hello Hansi Flick’s agent.

[Monkeys Fist 42449]

I’d die a happy man if we had a Herr Flick as gaffer. 

[wykikitoon 20145]

Id flick mandy

[Monkeys Fist 42449]

9 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Id flick mandy

[Isegrim 9775]

8m payoff is the most fraudulent fraud of all über-frauds.

[Howay 12496]

If there is a chance of us getting Conte he’d 100% be my choice. For me he’s among the best in the world, has turned around and won things with every club he has managed, just a true winner. I think if we got him in with a blank cheque the turn around from where we are now to the top of the game would be break neck speed. 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

2 hours ago, ewerk said:

He can buy a fucking ticket if he wants.

Nah,as far away as you can get.😉

[aimaad22 4156]

Slightly annoying that Bruce's departure will be painted as being due to the takeover. He's certainly gone for that with his comments, and the media will go with it. 

 

By all rights he should be sacked for the horrendous results and performances alone that he's gotten.

Edited October 7, 2021 by aimaad22

[Howay 12496]

I hope he takes over as manager of the mackems in the near future. A return for probably their best manager of the PL era. 

[RobinRobin 11271]

12 hours ago, Alex said:

Charnley can go back to making the tea 

[RobinRobin 11271]

11 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Steve Bruce currently on 999 games as a manager  

 

I'd laugh like hell if he never got another manager's job and was stuck on 999.

Having said that, does being "Head Coach" mean that he is 2+ year's worth behind being there?

[Kitman 2207]

Bruce is saying he’d like to be given the chance to show what he can do under the new regime.

 

I think they know exactly what you can do, Steve. That’s why it’s time to round up your stuff in a carrier bag, head home and book another holiday. A long one.

[Gemmill 44881]

45 minutes ago, Kitman said:

Bruce is saying he’d like to be given the chance to show what he can do under the new regime.

 

I think they know exactly what you can do, Steve. That’s why it’s time to round up your stuff in a carrier bag, head home and book another holiday. A long one.

 

A premier league managerial record of 1.12 points per game. 

 

A lifetime record across all divisions of 1.34 points per game. 

 

Steve. It's time to go home, take your bra off, stick the telly on, and retire. 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Today should be the day when his pals in the media have their say.Will 7 wins in 37 games be brought up? 

[Kitman 2207]

1 minute ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

Today should be the day when his pals in the media have their say.Will 7 wins in 37 games be brought up? 

No. He’ll be ‘badly treated’ as he pockets a 4million pay off for doing an absolutely shit half arsed job, the fat pudding faced fraud

[ewerk 30611]

Guess which journalist he chose to give his ‘exclusive’ interview to?

Edited October 8, 2021 by ewerk

[Gemmill 44881]

"If I don't make 1,000 games against Spurs... You might say that could only happen to me" says Bruce. 

 

That's certainly one way of looking at it Steve. Another way is to question how the fuck you've got to 999 in the first place. Self reflection isn't really your thing though.