Fat waste of space, tactically inept cabbage head Steve Bruce sacked by Newcastle United

[RobElliott 1840]

17 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

https://twitter.com/craighope_dm/status/1903064375981658168?s=46&t=_1iPa9rGNmINJe4xDpbI8Q

how’s the bacon did you say?  

 

I watched the Newcastle bits and his impression from Eddie was top class. We are lucky to have him.

 

Bruce though, 3-0 down to city, i dont do tactics lads, just roll your sleeves up and run... feck sake! Gayle said that Graeme Jones was the only reason they stayed afloat

[RobElliott 1840]

1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:

Have listened to the whole thing now, never heard Gayle talk before. Some decent insights from him but the whole thing is let down by the two barely comprehensible porridge wogs asking the questions

 

I had to put subtitles on but didnt help, was like listening to Bradd Pitt in Snatch  

[Ayatollah Hermione 14762]

Nice to have it confirmed that Graeme Jones basically kept us up when he came in the door. There’s another one who has massively earned this current success. Was basically managing the side for that fat cunt

[Craig 6947]

The thing I find remarkable having listened to that is they gave Bruce the game against Spurs. Bloke is an absolute tactical fraud who is just a ‘name’ rather than a talent. There’s a reason he was never selected for England…

 

Totally vindicates the shit Alex Bruce used to get too.

[Monkeys Fist 45713]

51 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Nice to have it confirmed that Graeme Jones basically kept us up when he came in the door. There’s another one who has massively earned this current success. Was basically managing the side for that fat cunt

Re. Jones being the only one kept on from Bruce’s con era, I’d like to imagine that Eddie listened to the players telling him how good he was, but it’s Eddie we’re talking about.

He’ll have had a three volume dossier on Jones, memorised. 

[Monkeys Fist 45713]

12 minutes ago, Craig said:

The thing I find remarkable having listened to that is they gave Bruce the game against Spurs. Bloke is an absolute tactical fraud who is just a ‘name’ rather than a talent. There’s a reason he was never selected for England…

 

Totally vindicates the shit Alex Bruce used to get too.

Wasn’t it some landmark game for the fat cunt? 
500 games without breaking a sweat or working more than 2 days a week, or whatever. 
 

He should’ve been clearing his desk at KO, the absolute fraud that he is. 

[Isegrim 10569]

[Dr Gloom 23867]

6 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

[Alex 37134]

They must’ve been fucking desperate for an angle to try and wind up Newcastle fans  after last weekend 

[Kid Dynamite 7768]

20 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Nice to have it confirmed that Graeme Jones basically kept us up when he came in the door. There’s another one who has massively earned this current success. Was basically managing the side for that fat cunt

Remember when it was noted on social media that Jones was pretty much calling the shots from the sideline during our games. Cue Bruce banishing him to the dugout for the next game, the thin skinned twat. 
 

edit - https://www.theguardian.com/football/2021/feb/05/bruce-hits-out-at-conspiracy-theories-over-newcastle-arrival-of-jones

 

and the list of excuses in here  

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-9210069/Steve-Bruce-insists-Newcastle-showing-signs-improvement-Graeme-Jones-appointment.html

Edited Sunday at 07:53 by Kid Dynamite

[Kid Dynamite 7768]

Imagine these happening under Howe

 

https://x.com/skysportspl/status/1366520157372375046?s=46&t=DYmsnEqv3Z6eK81dMboqUQ

 

https://x.com/ChronicleNUFC/status/1160831285201428480

[thebrokendoll 10486]

on several occasions some of our support sang 'brucey brucey give us a wave'

 

fucking astonishing.

[RobinRobin 12622]

1 minute ago, thebrokendoll said:

on several occasions some of our support sang 'brucey brucey give us a wave'

 

fucking astonishing.

Did he get Graeme Jones to wave for him? 

[Sonatine 12042]

[OTF 8557]

1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Remember when it was noted on social media that Jones was pretty much calling the shots from the sideline during our games. Cue Bruce banishing him to the dugout for the next game, the thin skinned twat. 
 

edit - https://www.theguardian.com/football/2021/feb/05/bruce-hits-out-at-conspiracy-theories-over-newcastle-arrival-of-jones

 

and the list of excuses in here  

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-9210069/Steve-Bruce-insists-Newcastle-showing-signs-improvement-Graeme-Jones-appointment.html

 

Got to love this one:

'Did we play a diamond formation?’ he said. ‘You’re the experts, you tell me.’

 

[Andrew 5265]

Since hes now an irrelevant footnote in our history I can honestly say I look back at Bruces time and think it was worth it.

"hows the bacon did you say" will outlast the absolute fraud on this earth and it is still fucking hilarious.

[Monkeys Fist 45713]

2 minutes ago, Andrew said:

and it is still fucking hilarious.

What a legacy 

[Howmanheyman 36978]

2 hours ago, Alex said:

They must’ve been fucking desperate for an angle to try and wind up Newcastle fans  after last weekend 

 

 I wonder who instigated this piece? If it was a journalist on the wind up you'd think Bruce, if he was a decent sort, would politely decline saying it's Eddie's time, not mine but, well, here we are.

[Sonatine 12042]

 

That time the Villa fan hoyed a cabbage at him was mint tbf

[Alex 37134]

9 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 I wonder who instigated this piece? If it was a journalist on the wind up you'd think Bruce, if he was a decent sort, would politely decline saying it's Eddie's time, not mine but, well, here we are.

What was his role in all this meant to be exactly? Giving Howe almost the worst possible start to that season?  

[ewerk 33501]

“he is the only manager to take charge of Newcastle and Sunderland, Aston Villa and Birmingham and Sheffield
United and Wednesday.”

 

Rather than evidence of his managerial abilities I think this says more about his character and loyalty.

[Howmanheyman 36978]

Pure Bruce, this....

 

 

What a wanker.

[Sonatine 12042]

9 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Pure Bruce, this....

 

 

What a wanker.

 

He just oozes class, and by class I mean bacon grease.

[Alex 37134]

It’s the same Dwight Gayle who has an intimate knowledge of working alongside him and doesn’t really have an axe to grind and was reasonably mild in his criticism all things considered 

[Alex 37134]

1 minute ago, Sonatine said:

 

He just oozes class, and by class I mean bacon grease.

The sort of bloke who has made tens of millions robbing a living but still finds the time to be a slum landlord