Fat waste of space, tactically inept cabbage head Steve Bruce sacked by Newcastle United

[The Fish 11333]

22 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Seven years ago today. Pretty much every single person in the comments called it right.

 

 

 

 

Seven?

[ewerk 33488]

i doesnt count so good

[Gemmill 50715]

2 minutes ago, The Fish said:

 

Seven?

 

Yes! We've got him! Didn't even need to use the search function. 

 

Cuff him. 

[Andrew 5262]

28 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Seven years ago today. Pretty much every single person in the comments called it right.

 

 

 

 

Unbelievable that it was only 8 years ago, 9 years go by so fast!

[trophyshy 7408]

Has he indicated his availability for the England job yet?

[Sonatine 12033]

[The Fish 11333]

1 hour ago, ewerk said:

i doesnt count so good

See, at this point there's the opportunity for me to be the "bigger man", but CT has that position all sewn up. 

So,

[wykikitoon 23207]

 

 

[Dazzler 12071]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

 

 

Must have a time share over there or something.

[PaddockLad 19213]

 

[Dougle 3708]

Agent: Got a new job for you Steve.

Cabbage Heed: Eeee well does it pay lots of money?

Agent: Well that’s negotiable Steve. You’d be based in Kingston.

Cabbage Heed: Eeeee well y’know a’ve managed Hull once before.

Agent: Jamaica Steve

Garbage Heed: Eeeeee well y’know I never made her do anything.

[Polarboy 2317]

How's the beer can did ya say?

[Dr Gloom 23857]

22 hours ago, Dougle said:

Agent: Got a new job for you Steve.

 

Cabbage Heed: Eeee well does it pay lots of money?

 

Agent: Well that’s negotiable Steve. You’d be based in Kingston.

 

Cabbage Heed: Eeeee well y’know a’ve managed Hull once before.

 

Agent: Jamaica Steve

 

Garbage Heed: Eeeeee well y’know I never made her do anything.

 

 

[MMXXVIII 1296]

I wonder if this chapter will spawn a cover of Informer by Snow, reflecting on his time here.

 

Landlord at The Diamond: I'm sick and tired of the press coming in here. Here Steve, Craig Hope came around here looking for yee the other day.

 

Bruce:  Aye?

 

Landlord:  Aye

 

...

 

"Reporrrrrrter, well ye knowwww ye say Daddy me Steve I go blame. Al niva teck wi dooooon.

 

Paper man say Daddy me Steve's a tactically inept cabbage heed. Al niva teck wi dooooon."

 

Unlikely I feel.

[Craig 6947]

Although it's an insult to Irv Blitzer to make any alignment tbh.

[Dr Gloom 23857]

https://twitter.com/craighope_dm/status/1903064375981658168?s=46&t=_1iPa9rGNmINJe4xDpbI8Q

how’s the bacon did you say?  

[Howmanheyman 36935]

1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

https://twitter.com/craighope_dm/status/1903064375981658168?s=46&t=_1iPa9rGNmINJe4xDpbI8Q

how’s the bacon did you say?  

 

The bloke was a charlatan, nothing we didn't know but even now I have a loathing for his mates in the media sticking up for him and sticking the knife in the fans for having the temerity to call him out.

[toonotl 3454]

Gayle talking about playing against Man City and at HT they asked Bruce for some tactical advice. And Bruce replied: "I don't do tactics. Just put your boots on, try hard, and run about." How has he had a job in football management for nigh on three decades? That's something you'd tell an U-6s team.  

[Alex 37090]

Absolutely no surprise he didn’t do any of the actual training/coaching either. Actual remember a story from the days of Fat Sam. Where there was the block put on some coach, can’t remember who now, linking up with the England set up during an international break. The reason being that Allardyce wasn’t capable of taking training sessions for the players who weren’t on international duty. Because he’s another fraud. Although Bruce is probably on a whole different level when it came to doing fuck all. 

[ewerk 33488]

In fairness to him he’s got Blackpool safely mid-table in League 1. Looks like he’s found his level.

[Alex 37090]

I think they’ve been very inconsistent after they won the first four or five games under him. I think he’ll get found out at that level too. Also, I think they play Kevin Nolan’s Northampton Town today

[PaddockLad 19213]

Have listened to the whole thing now, never heard Gayle talk before. Some decent insights from him but the whole thing is let down by the two barely comprehensible porridge wogs asking the questions

[Howmanheyman 36935]

I always knew he'd benefit from Rafa's hard work and relentless drilling for a few months as well which had certain pundits laughing at us saying he's doing better than Rafa and such like. Bloke's a fraud.

[Gemmill 50715]

26 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Have listened to the whole thing now, never heard Gayle talk before. Some decent insights from him but the whole thing is let down by the two barely comprehensible porridge wogs asking the questions

 

This is Rob speaking. I want to hear from Wee Rabbie. He wouldn't talk like this. 

[thebrokendoll 10465]

29 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Have listened to the whole thing now, never heard Gayle talk before. Some decent insights from him but the whole thing is let down by the two barely comprehensible porridge wogs asking the questions

 

 

I switched it off after a couple of minutes, I actually thought I was struggling to understand the one of them was because he was fucking paralytic.