Fat waste of space, tactically inept cabbage head Steve Bruce sacked by Newcastle United

[Tom 14011]

The express says we’re having talks with Lampard this week  

[Gemmill 44881]

Hopefully it's just to tell him he's a cunt. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13869]

Ronny Gill is saying Ragnick is interested. Quite how Paperback Ryder knows is a mystery, like.

Edited October 12, 2021 by Ayatollah Hermione

[The Fish 10857]

Just now, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Ronny Gill is saying Rangnick is interested. Quite how Paperback Ryder knows is a mystery, like.

No, he rang Nick, and he's interested.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13869]

Shut up, Fish

[Monkeys Fist 42449]

21 minutes ago, Tom said:

The express says we’re having talks with Lampard this week  

Can we have fucking words with Bruce first? 

[Howay 12496]

36 minutes ago, Tom said:

The express says we’re having talks with Lampard this week  

Just linked with basically every out of work manager tbh. The press are completely out the loop on the happenings imo, most of them didn’t exactly do much to get into the good books of the new owners so I imagine it’ll take a little while before they have any actual club source. 

[Toonpack 9409]

Did the bacon fueled bastard take training today ??

[ewerk 30611]

8 minutes ago, Howay said:

Just linked with basically every out of work manager tbh. The press are completely out the loop on the happenings imo, most of them didn’t exactly do much to get into the good books of the new owners so I imagine it’ll take a little while before they have any actual club source. 

I think that Caulkin has been the closest to Staveley throughout all this and even he was saying fuck all as the takeover was going through.

The problem for journos with a takeover is that suddenly they have to have very different contacts that they haven’t had time to cultivate.

This lot don’t seem to let much leak unless they want to so I’d treat the speculation with a pinch of salt.

[Tom 14011]

Knight Ryder will be on the case. 

[trooper 940]

7 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Did the bacon fueled bastard take training today ??

Yes him & Jones apparently 

[Monkeys Fist 42449]

Just now, Tom said:

Knight Ryder will be on the case. 

If anyone can make Mandy leak, it’s the TMGRSJOTY 2014. 

[trophyshy 7083]

31 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Can we have fucking words with Bruce first?

 

Copulate off, you fat fornicating breedwit.

[Monkeys Fist 42449]

2 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

 

Copulate off, you fat fornicating breedwit.

You cheeky cabbie! 

[ewerk 30611]

[Kid Dynamite 7029]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2021/10/12/newcastle-takeover-explained-rival-clubs-move-placate-concerns/?utm_content=football&utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=Echobox&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1634058300
 

Let it go Luke 

[Polarboy 2311]

Chronicle and Downie reporting that pre-match interviews with Bruce for the weekend game have been cancelled, so surely a pretty big clue that he'll definitely be gone, probably by tomorrow. Can't see them have him take training all week and sack him on the Saturday before the game. 

[wykikitoon 20146]

Or they know were going to get arseholed and dont want the poor cunt to face the questions of 'is that you well and truly finished you useless wanker?' 

[Dr Gloom 21924]

2 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2021/10/12/newcastle-takeover-explained-rival-clubs-move-placate-concerns/?utm_content=football&utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=Echobox&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1634058300
 

Let it go Luke 

It’s so painfully obvious which paragraphs he penned 

The former Chelsea manager Frank Lampard has emerged this week as the favourite to replace Bruce and interestingly the current Newcastle head coach has a good relationship with the former England international and was one of the first people to get in touch when he was sacked by Chelsea last season. 

It could even be that Bruce has recommended him as his successor, although that has not been confirmed by anyone involved in the process. 

Edited October 12, 2021 by Dr Gloom

[wykikitoon 20146]

As if Lampard has time for that pie faced bell end

[Dr Gloom 21924]

3 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

As if Lampard has time for that pie faced bell end

I love how brazenly speculative the unsubstantiated second paragraph is

[wykikitoon 20146]

20 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Or they know were going to get arseholed and dont want the poor cunt to face the questions of 'is that you well and truly finished you useless wanker?' 

 

Sorry read that as post match. 

 

Makes sense now

[Tom 14011]

 

[Polarboy 2311]

Postponed? Granted I haven't seen the Downie update, only read it second hand on the chronicle. So maybe the chronicle got their wires crossed. Wouldn't be surprising of course. How is Friday postponed in any case, when it's a Sunday match to begin with. Friday would have been the normal day for pre-match interviews anyway wouldn't it? 

 

Edit. Probably should have just clicked on the tweet to being with. Apparently the interviews they are referring to are most likely the ones that Sky do for the build to the game on Sunday, as opposed to the pre-match press conferences. From my perspective this is actually another indication he won't be at the club. Why would you do pre-match interviews during the week with someone who won't be there for the game. Most likely they'll do something quick with Jones on Friday, or we'll actually have a manager in place, but most likely not on the bench who will field a few questions. 

Edited October 12, 2021 by Polarboy

[Tom 14011]

Thursday mornings are the normal times for interviews