Fat waste of space, tactically inept cabbage head Steve Bruce sacked by Newcastle United

[OTF 7295]

4 hours ago, ewerk said:

Imagine how good SJP is going to look for the next match with no shitty Sports Direct signage plastered all over it.

 

And maybe some fresh paint and a deep clean, especially of the seats where Mike normally sits.

 

I would like Steve Bruce to be kept on as manager if the sale goes through, just a sideways move into managing stadium refreshments.

[Tom 14011]

There’d be nowt left man. 

 

“I swear there was 3 multipack prawn cocktails in that cupboard”

 

 

”well yeh now, at a club like Newcastle United…”

[OTF 7295]

6 minutes ago, Tom said:

There’d be nowt left man. 

 

“I swear there was 3 multipack prawn cocktails in that cupboard”

 

 

”well yeh now, at a club like Newcastle United…”

 

"We need to dust ourselves down of crisps crumbs and clean up the right mess in preparation for the next onslaught"

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

The first thing they need to do is knock down Leazes Tce to increase the capacity to 100,000.Failing that,buy the street behind then build over over Leazes Tce.Money talks 😉😉😉

[Monkeys Fist 42449]

Leazes Terrace is Grade I listed, so that’s never happening.  
 

More likely to build elsewhere. 

[Alex 35083]

I was just about to say the same re: Leazes Terrace. And you could get quite a lot of extra capacity by having the Gallowgate matching the Leazes End. We might be getting a little bit ahead of ourselves though  

Initially it would be nice to see the current ground getting some money spent on it. Ashley’s allowed it to become a bit of an eyesore. 

It would be even better to see a focus on getting the training facilities, academy and so on into the sort of state of the art places they should be. Instead of being the poor relations to the Smoggies and Mackems. 

[RobinRobin 11272]

As you say, a tin of paint wouldn't go amiss, as well as removing all the crap advertising.  

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Leazes Terrace is Grade I listed, so that’s never happening.  
 

More likely to build elsewhere. 

Build over the top of it 😉😉😉

[strawb 4251]

That isn’t how building works

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Not on top,cantilever over it 😀

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Build on the Town Moor.That old moaning bugger cannot still be around 

[strawb 4251]

Would prefer to stay at st james. There would be ways around the listing and the metro etc, if money was no object and if eventually, we needed to extend.

Just cleaning and tarting the place up will be enough for now.

[Tom 14011]

Maybe replace those 21” TVs hanging off the walls  

[Dr Gloom 21924]

2 hours ago, Alex said:

I was just about to say the same re: Leazes Terrace. And you could get quite a lot of extra capacity by having the Gallowgate matching the Leazes End. We might be getting a little bit ahead of ourselves though  

Initially it would be nice to see the current ground getting some money spent on it. Ashley’s allowed it to become a bit of an eyesore. 

It would be even better to see a focus on getting the training facilities, academy and so on into the sort of state of the art places they should be. Instead of being the poor relations to the Smoggies and Mackems. 

didn't ashley selling the ground behind the gallowgate to developers end any future extension plans there? 

[Alex 35083]

2 hours ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

Build on the Town Moor.That old moaning bugger cannot still be around 

Dolly Potter moved away about 5 mins after scuppering the plans for Castle Leazes iirc. Then popped her clogs and got a bench with her name on it in Leazes Park. 

[Isegrim 9775]

As I am not about to start pleading in a case of attempted homicide and will have to turn off all technical devices for some time, I am pretty sure that the announcement is coming in the next minutes…

[Alex 35083]

19 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

didn't ashley selling the ground behind the gallowgate to developers end any future extension plans there? 

I did think of that but im sure some arrangement could be met 

[Dr Gloom 21924]

Just now, Alex said:

I did think of that but im sure some arrangement could be met 

an offer they can't refuse? 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

4 minutes ago, Alex said:

Dolly Potter moved away about 5 mins after scuppering the plans for Castle Leazes iirc. Then popped her clogs and got a bench with her name on it in Leazes Park. 

Cheers.

[Alex 35083]

6 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

an offer they can't refuse? 

I was thinking more along the lines of purchasing the land etc  

[Dr Gloom 21924]

not the bone saw treatment then

[ewerk 30611]

I was thinking of leaving a camel's head in his bed but your way works too.

[Howay 12496]

I hope they keep him in, his role will of course change to vending machine technician and doing cartwheels at half time of matches. If he feels embarrassed by this he’s more than welcome to take his pockmark covered face and fuck right off. 
 

Have it from a pretty good source that Charnley hasn’t been back at the club since Monday so it seems he’s already been removed from his position, or maybe he’s back doing what he does best and running the club tuck shop. 

[Tom 14011]

Again man….are you really going to trust a man who’ll happily eat crisps on the toilet to look after a vending machine?

[wykikitoon 20146]

33 minutes ago, Howay said:

I hope they keep him in, his role will of course change to vending machine technician and doing cartwheels at half time of matches. If he feels embarrassed by this he’s more than welcome to take his pockmark covered face and fuck right off. 
 

Have it from a pretty good source that Charnley hasn’t been back at the club since Monday so it seems he’s already been removed from his position, or maybe he’s back doing what he does best and running the club tuck shop. 

Read a post on Twitter saying pretty much the same re Charnley.