Fat waste of space, tactically inept cabbage head Steve Bruce sacked by Newcastle United

[Howmanheyman 33219]

7 minutes ago, Tom said:

*runs back to guitar thread”*

 

 

 

What's his fifa number for decision making when you've only got the keeper to beat and you've also got a pass to unmarked team mates? 

[Kid Dynamite 7029]

36 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

What's his fifa number for decision making when you've only got the keeper to beat and you've also got a pass to unmarked team mates? 

Marginally higher than Jacob Murphys 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13869]

19 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Relegation aside, I'm not sure we can go much lower as a club than we are currently. Literally "the worst of the worst"

What a career of absolute fucking dreck that is. It’s actually quite staggering when it’s all written down

[RobinRobin 11271]

38 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

What a career of absolute fucking dreck that is. It’s actually quite staggering when it’s all written down

And we should be grateful to have such an experienced manager/head coach AND he is one of us. Fuck right off! 

 

[Polarboy 2311]

Bruce and his mates in the media's excuse would be, well ah was nevah given the big job, I had to make do with the lads I was given at each club, so you can only expect a certain level of success. Of course it's amazing that other managers are able to climb the ladder in terms of progressing to bigger clubs, and do so by excelling with relatively little resources. It's also amazing that in a list with Alan fucking Curbishley, Hippoheed himself Allardyce, O'Neill, and Mark Hughes, his one season at an on the up Citeh aside, that he's still fucking rock bottom.

[NJS 4386]

Worth pointing out most of the "good" stats in that graphic for example with Hull and Villa were outside the Premier. 

[Kid Dynamite 7029]

3 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

What a career of absolute fucking dreck that is. It’s actually quite staggering when it’s all written down

Sunderland's stats are particularly impressive when you consider one of his seasons there was their highest ever finish in the premier league. 

[Alex 35083]

13 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Sunderland's stats are particularly impressive when you consider one of his seasons there was their highest ever finish in the premier league. 

That was under Peter Reid I think. Did they come 7th one year? But Bruce’s tenure did include the glorious top half finish / Uncal Mick banner at SJP at 3 am season 

[The Fish 10857]

The press seem to have rounded on Nuno Espirito Santo for doing such a terrible job at Spurs (3/0/3), but they're still saying Bruce is doing a good job at Newcastle (0/3/3).

 

Now, Spurs have a much better team than we do, so maybe NES isn't up to that job and the press are maybe entitled to have a go at him. But surely, this squad is better than 17th? And shouldn't we be entitled to criticise a manger who performs badly and behaves like a prick as well?

 

 

 

[David Kelly 1245]

It's not what you know, it's who you know.  Which is great for Bruce because he knows nothing about managing a club but he's clearly shared bacon sarnies with most of the pundits and reporters which is why they like him and don't pick on him.  NES obviously doesn't have mates in English game so he's fair game.

[Isegrim 9775]

He’s also a dirty foreigner stealing jobs from honest British managers.

[Tom 14011]

 

[RobinRobin 11271]

14 hours ago, David Kelly said:

It's not what you know, it's who you know.  Which is great for Bruce because he knows nothing about managing a club but he's clearly shared bacon sarnies with most of the pundits and reporters which is why they like him and don't pick on him.  NES obviously doesn't have mates in English game so he's fair game.

I very much doubt he has ever shared a bacon sarnie 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Very few pundits managed Brucey,played with Brucey or played under Brucey yet pundit’s are reluctant to seriously criticise the clown.

Unfortunately I cannot repeat a little story about Brucey I was told when he was still a player,and I would imagine it still applies today ,and it came from someone who had a senior position in a club who are currently in the Championship.Keep an eye out for a clue or two.😉

 

[Isegrim 9775]

Was he in the Fulwell end in 1970 when it got taken?

[Meenzer 15527]

Remember where you didn't hear it first 

[PaddockLad 17262]

1 hour ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

Very few pundits managed Brucey,played with Brucey or played under Brucey yet pundit’s are reluctant to seriously criticise the clown.

Unfortunately I cannot repeat a little story about Brucey I was told when he was still a player,and I would imagine it still applies today ,and it came from someone who had a senior position in a club who are currently in the Championship.Keep an eye out for a clue or two.😉

 

 

 

[Kitman 2207]

1 hour ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

Very few pundits managed Brucey,played with Brucey or played under Brucey yet pundit’s are reluctant to seriously criticise the clown.

Unfortunately I cannot repeat a little story about Brucey I was told when he was still a player,and I would imagine it still applies today ,and it came from someone who had a senior position in a club who are currently in the Championship.Keep an eye out for a clue or two.😉

 

Don’t worry you can tell us. Few people read this forum and fewer read your posts 😬

[Howmanheyman 33219]

2 hours ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

Very few pundits managed Brucey,played with Brucey or played under Brucey yet pundit’s are reluctant to seriously criticise the clown.

Unfortunately I cannot repeat a little story about Brucey I was told when he was still a player,and I would imagine it still applies today ,and it came from someone who had a senior position in a club who are currently in the Championship.Keep an eye out for a clue or two.😉

 

 

1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:

 

 

Bastard, was going to put this on myself.

[PaddockLad 17262]

3 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Bastard, was going to put this on myself.

 

Great minds etc

 

 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Patience children.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

7 hours ago, Kitman said:

Don’t worry you can tell us. Few people read this forum and fewer read your posts 😬

I’d be happy if you were the only one.Education is a wonderful thing.

[Alex 35083]

14 minutes ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

I’d be happy if you were the only one.Education is a wonderful thing.

Is that Ed Sheeran? 

[Howmanheyman 33219]

1 hour ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

Patience children.

Grasshopper: "For fucks sake, master, you make me walk across hot coals, you make me hold a boiling hot pot of water then you to tell me to keep an eye out for a clue or two about a little story about Brucey you were told when he was still a player,and you would imagine it still applies today ,and it came from someone who had a senior position in a club who are currently in the Championship."

[Monkeys Fist 42449]

After this build up it had better be fucking spectacular. 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*it won’t be.