Fat waste of space, tactically inept cabbage head Steve Bruce sacked by Newcastle United

[trooper 940]

 

[trooper 940]

He just said this in the press conference. He obviously doesn't know his job title 

"If you don't get results then ultimately the manager, head coach, whatever I am, bears the brunt"

[ewerk 30611]

No mention that it might be his fault. It's just that he gets the stick for it.

[Howay 12496]

On 14/09/2021 at 17:55, Isegrim said:

What a weirdo. He’s obviously obsessed with Bruce.

 

 Another loss for wine and chicken boy. 
 

In other Bruce related news he’s chipped back at Shearers comments on Ashley, it’s exactly the fucking reason Bruce can’t be given any excuses related to the failings caused by Ashley as he’s more than willing to leap to Ashley’s defence whenever he can. 

[ewerk 30611]

He may as well said deluded Geordies.

 

 

[Tom 14011]

He sounds mortal drunk

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

1 hour ago, ewerk said:

He may as well said deluded Geordies.

 

 

Yep,that’s us and our unrealistic expectations again,Stevie.I hear nothing but NUFC fans demanding top 6 finishes.What a prick he is.

[Tom 14011]

This club and man exudes pure misery. It’s just so pointless. 
 

 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

1 hour ago, ewerk said:

He may as well said deluded Geordies.

 

 

Is he saying  anyone who hasn’t been at a club for a few years ( him for one) don’t want us to do well? Not for the first time he’s brought up Shearer’s name and we know why.He’s probably the only mate he’s got in the media that’s criticised him.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

4 minutes ago, Tom said:

This club and man exudes pure misery. It’s just so pointless. 
 

 

He hopes he can keep us ticking along ( second from bottom ).I suppose we are where we are .You would think the penny will finally drop with Ashley after that rallying call to the fans and players.Is this his last pre-match presser as a Premier League manager? 

[ewerk 30611]

Well this is a real confidence boost to the squad going into the match.  

 

 

[Alex 35083]

1 hour ago, Tom said:

He sounds mortal drunk

He really does 

[Polarboy 2311]

I see he did his usual "managing of expectations" and talking up of the opposition. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13869]

He wants better players, he’s fighting with the fans, the players and now the higher-ups. The media can’t stand him and are picking holes in his press conferences on a daily basis and every 90 minutes is an exercise in futility and helplessness as he watches the opposition tear his flimsy game plan to shreds. All of this could be solved if he just walked away. Shame he’s such a greedy fat, money hoarding cunt

[Monkeys Fist 42449]

7 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

He wants better players, he’s fighting with the fans, the players and now the higher-ups. The media can’t stand him and are picking holes in his press conferences on a daily basis and every 90 minutes is an exercise in futility and helplessness as he watches the opposition tear his flimsy game plan to shreds. All of this could be solved if he just walked away. Shame he’s such a greedy fat, money hoarding cunt

Tbf he’s going to have to shell out for damp proofing on his Manchester slum rentals at some point in the future, so he needs every penny he can screw out of the club. 
Poor bloke… 😑

[Isegrim 9775]

9 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Tbf he’s going to have to shell out for damp proofing on his Manchester slum rentals at some point in the future, so he needs every penny he can screw out of the club. 
Poor bloke… 😑

Corona virus and Brexit are probably making it difficult at his second home in Portugal too.

[The Mighty Hog 521]

4 hours ago, Howay said:

 

 Another loss for wine and chicken boy. 
 

In other Bruce related news he’s chipped back at Shearers comments on Ashley, it’s exactly the fucking reason Bruce can’t be given any excuses related to the failings caused by Ashley as he’s more than willing to leap to Ashley’s defence whenever he can. 

 

 

His second tweet in the thread shows the extent of his snideyness on Twitter.

[ewerk 30611]

Just what has Luke honestly seen over the past two seasons to support his fandom of Bruce?

[Ayatollah Hermione 13869]

Bruce also “inherited” Allan Saint-Maximin and 40 million pound Joelinton  not to mention Wilson the season after

[Howay 12496]

46 minutes ago, The Mighty Hog said:

 

 

His second tweet in the thread shows the extent of his snideyness on Twitter.

He’s lost the plot tbh, he has been decimated in that discussion so he brings up some intangible thing like how he rates the players brought in v ones lost. ASM is better than both Rondon and Perez so Bruce gained him and since got Callum Wilson so it’s again trying to just make up excuses that aren’t there. The blokes a fucking shit manager, it’s not suddenly going to click in year 20+ of management and it clearly fucking hasn’t. 
 

It’s also fucking hilarious that he’s having a pop to “be accurate” about someone saying he said much better v marginally better but meanwhile either way he is saying a bloke has done a better job when it’s just been proofed out that he isn’t. 

Edited September 16, 2021 by Howay

[Isegrim 9775]

I stick with my wild guess -judging on other pieces he has written about Manchester United - that he is the typical closet fan of “United” and Brucey was his boyhood hero.

[Alex 35083]

Aye well, a club like Orient is a good one to hide behind. Even if he went as a nipper there’s a good chance he ‘supported’ another team. 

[Kitman 2207]

We’re his last real payday, he wants his 4m compo

[Howmanheyman 33221]

29 minutes ago, Kitman said:

We’re his last real payday, he wants his 4m compo

I constantly worry about how I'll get by when I lose my job, will my pension be enough combined with my state pension and will they up the age again etc. This fucker is clearly not enjoying it, has surely built up a very comfortable nest egg already and could quite easily call it a day after a working life in football. Pride or greed? Bit of pride I'd guess, (emphasis on 'bit') but has to be sheer greed? (Unless he'll owe Ashley money if he breaks his contract, nobody's paying a compensation fee for him, let's face it).

Edited September 16, 2021 by Howmanheyman

[trooper 940]

Things are heating up for Brucey

The report reveals that there was a meeting called by Steve Bruce on Tuesday, where he angered some players with what they believed was a ‘misguided use of running statistics’, whilst also claimed that there’s a feeling within the squad that the training schedule is designed to suit Steve Bruce rather than the playing squad. Whether that is a reference to Steve Bruce to heading off to Portugal instead of training in the first week of the international break, who knows? The Mail saying the reaction from players to the Head Coach was “What is he on about?”

The Mail then go on to detail a ‘Training ground showdown’ between Dwight Gayle and Graeme Jones. Jamaal Lascelles said to have split the pair up when Dwight Gayle had made clear how unhappy he was at not getting a single minute of Premier League football this season, The Mail quoting a source who said the NUFC Coach told the striker, “It’s always about you, Gayley,” and the 31 year old forward replied, “It’s been all about you since you’ve been with England.”