Fat waste of space, tactically inept cabbage head Steve Bruce sacked by Newcastle United

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

7 hours ago, Howay said:

And Alex Bruce’s dad will have pushed on his mates to let Alex speak a bit. Same as over a third of the arseholes professional football appearances came under his dad. 

And the rest of his appearances under his dad’s mates

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

If only we’d lost to Fulham

[Monkeys Fist 42449]

1 hour ago, trophyshy said:

Reading this waiting for a pop at the mackems to be sprinkled in. Not disappointed.  😂

And it was as glorious as ever 

[The Fish 10857]

Bruce lowers the bar to the floor, then expects a round of applause when he stumbles over it.

[Alex 35083]

11 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

I'd be fucking mortified if my 36year old son was having Twitter wars defending me 

Especially when he reckons his dad doesn’t use it. Which is believable. He’s perpetuating the problem as well as being an absolute hypocrite. It’s fucking pointless. And Hope is spot on in what he says and has a shitload more credibility with the fans than any of Bruce’s pals in the media 

[thebrokendoll 9223]

bearing in mind how brucey and his boy have turned out, you can do nothing other than question the parenting skills of joe and sheenagh.

Edited May 25, 2021 by thebrokendoll

[Monkeys Fist 42449]

Nice family, apparently. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13869]

I’m sure Alex Bruce will be one of these pundits who tell the likes of Dias and Van Dijk where they’ve went wrong when they concede and he’ll say it with a straight face.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Nice family, apparently. 

Do they talk posh?

[The Fish 10857]

26 minutes ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

Do they talk properly?

 

[Alex 35083]

Properly posh

[Monkeys Fist 42449]

31 minutes ago, Alex said:

Properly posh

Except his daughter, who likes a bit rough apparently. 
*cough…Darren Bent…cough…Lee Hendrie…cough

[RobinRobin 11275]

11 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Except his daughter, who likes a bit rough apparently. 
*cough…Darren Bent…cough…Lee Hendrie…cough

Just shows anything is better than looking at father and brother

[Alex 35083]

21 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Except his daughter, who likes a bit rough apparently. 
*cough…Darren Bent…cough…Lee Hendrie…cough

Bentner too iirc

[RobinRobin 11275]

13 hours ago, Alex said:

Bentner too iirc

That's too far

[trooper 940]

Just seen this Big Andy's believed to have been offered a 1 year contract 

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-andy-carroll-contract-twist-20771653

[The Fish 10857]

 Sure, why not. Lets give 'em all contracts.

[ewerk 30611]

He played a total of 21 minutes during the second half of the season. Sign him up!

[Ayatollah Hermione 13869]

Charnley must be too hungover to attend any scouting meetings. “Fuck it, just give Carroll another year”

[The Fish 10857]

I mean he's exactly what the system that was working in the latter part of season calls out for; quick on the break, tireless running, agile...

[Alex 35083]

Assuming it’s true, joke decision by a joke of a club

[ewerk 30611]

I think we're very much in a holding pattern with minimal investment until the takeover goes through. So pretty much a continuation of the last decade's transfer policy.

[Howmanheyman 33221]

It was a joke we got him for a year, a complete piss take they gave him the second year, to give him a third is dereliction of duty to the club. 'We know you're not fit enough, we know you're barely going to play and won't score goals but I'm shit scared of doing my job and upsetting the gaffer so here's another year. It's never dull here!!'

[Ayatollah Hermione 13869]

Was going to ask if he had potentially been spending his off-time doing his coaching badges so it could be a player-coach deal but I couldn’t even finish the thought without laughing.

[Howay 12496]

 Fucking hell, this club is so poorly ran. They refuse to spend money when it makes sense then extend Carroll’s deal and pay compensation for Steve Bruce.