Fat waste of space, tactically inept cabbage head Steve Bruce sacked by Newcastle United

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

3 minutes ago, Howay said:

The midnight ride of the Micks was fucking phenomenal man . I think the cherry on top was their assumption that Bruce being one of them would bother us at all, he was completely fucking useless even back then (although by far their best manager in recent history). 
 

They went through all that and still barely got the proof they were outside SJP in the picture. Wonder whatever happened to Mick, lal Mick, and Uncal Mick. Likely a lot of below mediocre activities, little to no work, and just general failure. 

If you look to the extreme left of the banner.....sad geordies bastards.

 

[Howay 12496]

13 minutes ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

If you look to the extreme left of the banner.....sad geordies bastards.

 

 and under that it probably has EPL, but looks like it could be EDL, I don’t imagine the latter is far from their political leanings. 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Just now, Howay said:

 and under that it probably has EPL, but looks like it could be EDL, I don’t imagine the latter is far from their political leanings. 

You’re probably right

[Monkeys Fist 42387]

43 minutes ago, Howay said:

Wonder whatever happened to Mick, lal Mick, and Uncal Mick. Likely a lot of below mediocre activities, little to no work, and just general failure. 

Basic Mick met and married his sister Michaela and had more Mick Jnrs. 
Dad, Mam, Baby and Uncal- twelve eyes between them and more fingers than Findus. 

[ewerk 30569]

56 minutes ago, Howay said:

The midnight ride of the Micks was fucking phenomenal man . I think the cherry on top was their assumption that Bruce being one of them would bother us at all, he was completely fucking useless even back then (although by far their best manager in recent history). 
 

They went through all that and still barely got the proof they were outside SJP in the picture. Wonder whatever happened to Mick, lal Mick, and Uncal Mick. Likely a lot of below mediocre activities, little to no work, and just general failure. 

TBF he went on to achieve a degree of success as an actor under the stage name Mackemzie Crook.

[Alex 35063]

One of his relatives, possibly his sister, Mam and girlfriend, had the audacity to call people sad bastards (or words to that effect) for mocking a bloke who spent all his time hanging about in cars with people half his age

[Alex 35063]

16 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Basic Mick met and married his sister Michaela and had more Mick Jnrs. 
Dad, Mam, Baby and Uncal- twelve eyes between them and more fingers than Findus. 

Basic Mick  

[Isegrim 9762]

[Isegrim 9762]

I think he will demand another story in the chronicle about people being mean to him.

What. A. Bellend.

[Howay 12496]

 What a nob head he is. He’s ran around for the last two years with his fingers in his ears screaming about how Bruce is doing a good job, picking any obscure stat that he can bring up to back his point up and then going silent whenever a bad run happened. Then once it goes the way absolutely everyone with half a brain could see it eventually would go now everyone is being a big meanie to him. Maybe it’s time everyone just ignored the mouth breathing crony. He shouldn’t be covering north east football tbh. 

[Monkeys Fist 42387]

20 minutes ago, Howay said:

He shouldn’t be covering football tbh. 

😉

 

Was it the Russia WC that sent him off the rails? I can’t recall the exact cause but he definitely went loopy during it. 

[Howay 12496]

26 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

😉

 

Was it the Russia WC that sent him off the rails? I can’t recall the exact cause but he definitely went loopy during it. 

Aye think it was either the Russian WC or a European match he was covering over in Russia, the takeover bid caught him off guard and he had no clue what was going on with it so he just started being a monumental bellend instead of bothering to try and find out what was going on. 

[PaddockLad 17243]

This is fine..  

 

 

[Isegrim 9762]

Nice bloke though.

[Meenzer 15518]

He'll have his son out briefing against Ritchie imminently.

[ewerk 30569]

Sacking incoming in three, two... months.

[Isegrim 9762]

the next press conference will probably be Hope-less.

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

Beginning of the end hopefully 

[Isegrim 9762]

He probably got the story from either Henry Mauriss or a nice family member.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13861]

Knew blaming Ritchie would see shit hit the fan. That, coupled with his treatment of Darlow and the scapegoating of the players for weeks now results in a completely lost dressing room. Probably best for everyone he gets his payout now before he has a heart attack on the pitch 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13861]

Just now, Isegrim said:

He probably got the story from either Henry Mauriss or a nice family member.

Nothing like accidentally outing your source. What a thick cunt  

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

Luke Edward's is so far up Bruce's arse

That Mail article is a proper hatchet job mind. Sounds like Bruce is as disliked inside the club as he is outside. Apart from Shelvey who fucking loves him because he's guaranteed a start and doesn't have to run round 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13861]

Craig Hope shows absolutely no mercy. Just ask Steve McClaren

[Polarboy 2311]

So what's the bet that Bruce isn't given the sack until after the international break at least, by which time we're down to nine games to save ourselves from relegation, which sounds hauntingly familiar doesn't it 😐 Just give it to Jones immediately. He really can't be any worse, and we're not going to get anybody better to come in this late in the season anyway.

Edited March 3, 2021 by Polarboy

[Kitman 2204]

2 wins from 17 matches. How anybody thinks that Bruce deserves a chance is beyond me. That’s before you get to the fact that he’s plainly a complete and utter cunt, hideous to listen to and worse to look at.