Fat waste of space, tactically inept cabbage head Steve Bruce sacked by Newcastle United

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Pearson for me if Pep’s staying at Massive City

[ewerk 30598]

26 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

We have hired Graeme Jones as a new coach so that's us sorted.

It doesn't seem like the sort of move to make if you're thinking about sacking your manager.

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3892]

1 minute ago, ewerk said:

It doesn't seem like the sort of move to make if you're thinking about sacking your manager.

It does seem like the kind of move you would make if you were utterly shit at running a football club though.

[Ugly Mackems 133]

4 hours ago, Sonatine said:

 

For a man who likes to claim he can take stuff on the chin, he clearly doesn't seem capable of doing so.

 

The only thing his chin can take is brown sauce from his bacon sarnies, the cabbage faced prick.

TBF he never stated which chin. 

[Polarboy 2311]

I don't understand how Bruce, who was admittedly a brave and tenacious player in his day, has devolved into such a pathetic, cowardly, waste of space as a manager. I suppose if you know deep down that you are a shite manager living on your past glories as a player, it must warp the mind after a decade or two.

Edited January 25, 2021 by Polarboy

[Isegrim 9772]

3 hours ago, Tom said:

We’re not beating Leeds mate

 

The players have given up, the fans have given up. Bruce has given up and is waiting for a payout.

 

The only people hanging on to the idea that Bruce is worth the time of day is Lee Charnley.

I know but as it is Newcastle we probably will, just to make things more difficult.

[Dr Gloom 21915]

bruce is staying isn't he

 

 

[Gman 29]

Chronicle reporting he's been backed until the end of the season. 

So, if Covid ends, who fancies a trip to Barnsley on the ale? 

[strawb 4248]

I’m quicker than nick powell. Will fit right into our one paced midfield

[OTF 7295]

Lampard gets 7 points from the last 6 games, and gets sacked.

 

Bruce gets 1 point from the last 6 and shits directly into the eyes of supporters, and gets confirmation he's here for the season.

[OTF 7295]

1 hour ago, Polarboy said:

I don't understand how Bruce, who was admittedly a brave and tenacious player in his day, has devolved into such a pathetic, cowardly, waste of space as a manager. I suppose if you know deep down that you are a shite manager living on your past glories as a player, it must warp the mind after a decade or two.

 

When you have a look at his face it's fair to say that as a player it's likely he never cowardly turned away from an inbound shot.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

39 minutes ago, OTF said:

 

When you have a look at his face it's fair to say that as a player it's likely he never cowardly turned away from an inbound shot.

Yet he’s watching cowardice during every game.Does he not get the players together on a Monday and go through every goal as a minimum? Is he telling them to do it? ‘You Haden,well done for getting well out of the way for the second goal.See that lads,that’s how you do it’ .

[Polarboy 2311]

Bruce :

 

“Over this period, we’ve had illness, more importantly than anything, and injuries.” He told the Newcastle Chronicle.

“Even tomorrow, we’ve got three centre backs out.

“It’s not just a defender, a midfielder and a forward player – all our injuries tomorrow are in a certain position.

“We’ve been a bit unfortunate in that respect, but as I said I never look for excuses like that because it’s part and parcel of it.”

 

Fucking hell, what a cunt he is. Makes every excuse in the book in almost every interview he does, and then at the end says he never looks for excuses, and this isn't the first time he's said he doesn't look for excuses. It's literally the poorest attempt at gaslighting I've ever seen, and there's plenty of competition online, in politics, and the media.

[ewerk 30598]

The Chronicle? I guess there’s no press boycott that’s going to stop Wor Lee when he gets Brucey down a dark alley.

[Monkeys Fist 42417]

The Knight Ryder didn’t win the Trinity Mirror Group Regional Sports Journalist of The Year (2014) without knowing how to get an exclusive. 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

55 minutes ago, Polarboy said:

Bruce :

 

“Over this period, we’ve had illness, more importantly than anything, and injuries.” He told the Newcastle Chronicle.

“Even tomorrow, we’ve got three centre backs out.

“It’s not just a defender, a midfielder and a forward player – all our injuries tomorrow are in a certain position.

“We’ve been a bit unfortunate in that respect, but as I said I never look for excuses like that because it’s part and parcel of it.”

 

Fucking hell, what a cunt he is. Makes every excuse in the book in almost every interview he does, and then at the end says he never looks for excuses, and this isn't the first time he's said he doesn't look for excuses. It's literally the poorest attempt at gaslighting I've ever seen, and there's plenty of competition online, in politics, and the media.

He’s talking shite because Dummitt is a left back and Clark and Fernandez are central defenders,unless he thinks Clark and Fernandez are left backs,which he may.

[RobinRobin 11263]

21 hours ago, Sonatine said:

 

For a man who likes to claim he can take stuff on the chin, he clearly doesn't seem capable of doing so.

 

The only thing his chin can take is brown sauce from his bacon sarnies, the cabbage faced prick.

Which one of you is Simon Bird? UM!

[The Fish 10856]

 

He's clearly not enjoying it, he's lost the fans, he's likely lost the players. Just resign Steve, you'd immediately regain a scintilla of respect form the Newcastle fans, as Gullit did. You'd still be able to get another job in the Championship and you'd avoid the heartattack that is waiting around the next corner. 

 

Edited January 26, 2021 by The Fish

[Ayatollah Hermione 13863]

Clinging on to this top flight job since he knows it’s his last one before disappearing back into obscurity

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Gullit left without a payoff.Will Brucey? He’s left club after club while still under contract.No doubt the club wanting him has paid compensation,fans money,with Brucey happily letting it happen.I’m therefore going to predict that he’ll not leave unless he’s given a payoff.

 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

17 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Clinging on to this top flight job since he knows it’s his last one before disappearing back into obscurity

I agree.Chairmen will be watching and taking note of what he’s saying and how we are playing and hopefully say ‘ No fuckin way is he coming anywhere near my club’ 

[Alex 35077]

Looks like Withnail when he realises they haven’t got any aspirin. Probably for the same reasons. He’s not throwing the towel in though. People like him would rather take a club down than lose out on their payoff. As for the ‘injury crisis’ it doesn’t really wash as an excuse when you’re constantly having them at every club you manage because of your training methods 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13863]

Did you know we had a COVID outbreak? So did Villa who comfortably handed us our arses on a plate but we’ll ignore that.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

‘We’re missing him and him’

’Him and him are back but now we’re missing him and him’

Every club has injuries .All his attackers are fit.His two keepers are fit.Shelvey,The Saint and TOT,his three favourites,are fit.His three favourites weren’t producing the goods before their injuries.Will he play BUJ tonight as a final insult to us before leaving on a low? Will the newspapers now say it the way they know it is because they’re now not welcome at Brucey’s press conferences?

Brucey’s last game as our clueless,incompetent manager?

[tinofbeans 91]

Agree with this..