Fat waste of space, tactically inept cabbage head Steve Bruce sacked by Newcastle United

[strawb 4269]

He wrote actual books while employed as a full time professional football manager. Imagine a proper manager thinking oh I’ve got loads of free time, I might write a couple of paperbacks

[The Fish 10863]

He keeps mentioning the Brentford game as if it's the only one we've been really, really shit in. But it's just one of many now.

[Alex 35097]

2 hours ago, strawb said:

He wrote actual books while employed as a full time professional football manager. Imagine a proper manager thinking oh I’ve got loads of free time, I might write a couple of paperbacks

Apart from the lack of dedication and enthusiasm for the job that infers, he’d have to be a moron not to realise what a bad idea it was. Going off the excerpts I’ve seen anyway https://thespoiler.co.uk/choice-extracts-steve-bruce-novel/

Edited January 15, 2021 by Alex

[Isegrim 9800]

Don’t worry, it’s getting better now as the gloves are off snd things will be done Brucey’s way now.

What has the buffoon done the last 18 months? (Apart from writing books)

[Alex 35097]

Do you take the gloves off to keep them clean before you pick yourself up and dust yourself down? Or are the gloves to keep your hands clean when doing that? 

Edited January 15, 2021 by Alex

[Dougle 3338]

“We were absolutely frigging hopeless the other night; we were absolutely shite. Unfortunately that’s happened a little too often in my 18 months here; it was nowhere near good enough for the challenge ahead. Maybe it’s a mentality thing.”

[Meenzer 15552]

I know we've all said he's been stealing a living, but I didn't expect him to outright admit he hasn't actually bothered to do his job yet.

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13884]

Absolutely cannot wait to see which player gets deliberately sent off on Monday

[Alex 35097]

3 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

I know we've all said he's been stealing a living, but I didn't expect him to outright admit he hasn't actually bothered to do his job yet.

 

Without realising, the thick cunt 

[Sonatine 11395]

He's quickly leaving Pardew behind in the "God, I hate this cunt" stakes, and that's one hell of an achievement.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

If he’s now going to do it his way,it will be interesting to see how often BUJ is selected.He’s been singing the praises of The Saint.I wouldn’t want my job depending on such a moody,lazy player.

[thebrokendoll 9245]

22 minutes ago, Sonatine said:

He's quickly leaving Pardew behind in the "God, I hate this cunt" stakes, and that's one hell of an achievement.

 

surpassed him ages ago I reckon.

his recently departed parents (thats the two people sheffield wednesday were extremely accommodating over for bruce before he fucked them over)  are probably looking down (or possibly up, being as they raised the morally bankrupt twat)  and thinking...

'fuck off steve, you fucking fat manc cunt'

[PaddockLad 17285]

This is his last throw of the dice....if Charnleys not actively looking for a replacement were very likely down..

[Kid Dynamite 7034]

 

[Monkeys Fist 42460]

4 hours ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

BUJ

Fuck

Off

[Howay 12496]

11 hours ago, Dougle said:

“We were absolutely frigging hopeless the other night; we were absolutely shite. Unfortunately that’s happened a little too often in my 18 months here; it was nowhere near good enough for the challenge ahead. Maybe it’s a mentality thing.”

 The bloke’s a fucking disgrace, without any real fan pressure he’s basically turned on the players. I’m sure we’ll see a big response from them after having that old piss head ramble about them. Fully expect to see a comfortable 3-0 to Arsenal on Monday night, with our lot barely stepping into the Arsenal half. 

[ewerk 30642]

At least we know now who’s going to replace him.

 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

6 hours ago, Howay said:

 The bloke’s a fucking disgrace, without any real fan pressure he’s basically turned on the players. I’m sure we’ll see a big response from them after having that old piss head ramble about them. Fully expect to see a comfortable 3-0 to Arsenal on Monday night, with our lot barely stepping into the Arsenal half. 

Lewis is available I believe.The Saint possibly fit to make the bench.BUJ will be eager to answer his critics.

4 nowt comfortable home win.Could be more if Lewis starts.Bring it on !!!

[Howay 12496]

This old quote kicking about Twitter . I’m not bothered if he’s actually a toon fan or not (he’s definitely not), as that to me isn’t a requirement for the job, it’s just frustrating to constantly be told off the press that he’s a local lad and toon fan so we should give him a chance then there’s stuff like this out there on record. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13884]

Can’t get over the lunacy of these latest quotes. No wonder our players look beaten from kick off with this defeatist, serial failure saying shit like this.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

After we’d hammered Brucey’s sad makem bastards 5 v 1 ,he was asked if it was his worst moment as a manager.He said it was the worst moment in his career in football.The sort of shit only a sad makem bastard would come out with.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

I’ve just watched Brucey’s press conference from yesterday.

’ In hindsight I picked the wrong team against Sheff Utd’

So he believed he’d selected the right team ,five at the back plus two holding midfield players,when they kicked off against rock bottom Sheff Utd who hadn’t won all season. Now that is worrying.Scary in fact.

[ewerk 30642]

It was the wrong team but he still waited to the 74th minute to make his first change.

[Alex 35097]

Edwards continues to get to the heart of what’s currently wrong at NUFC 

 

[Tyne Bridge 22]

I woke up this morning thinking we were playing Arsenal at 8pm tonight.

Upon learning from my son we were playing on Monday, it was like waking up on on Saturday morning thinking it's Wednesday and then realising it's Saturday. 

Weekend saved!