Fat waste of space, tactically inept cabbage head Steve Bruce sacked by Newcastle United

[ewerk 30296]

On 23/11/2020 at 14:13, David Kelly said:

I would love to know what we do practice in training as it's blatantly obvious it's not anything to do with attacking or pressing.  I can only assume it's on how to camp out in front of/just inside our 18 yard box and allow shots at the keeper.

 

 

We didn't press last season and Steve Bruce is sure as hell not going to let us press this season.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13822]

As if Steve Bruce even understands the high press. I absolutely assure you he shouts “pick a man!” whenever we have to defend.

[The Fish 10750]

19 hours ago, ewerk said:

We didn't press last season and Steve Bruce is sure as hell not going to let us press this season.

I wonder how intensively we press in the non-highlighted zone?

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Whenever the camera pans on him,he either looks like he hasn’t got a clue what to shout or he has so many options he cannot make his mind up so he sort of points in different directions.Wtf the player make of that is anyone’s guess.

[Sonatine 11322]

 

Hmmmmm.......

 

[Sonatine 11322]

 

Always nice to have a factual reminder of how shit Brewcey really is  

[sammynb 3353]

19 hours ago, Sonatine said:

 

Hmmmmm.......

 

 

So it "officially" didn't happen (so it's happened)!

 

from .com

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Update:
"Long COVID"
duo identified

Following renewed speculation and online claims of bust-ups with Steve Bruce, the identity of the two senior players affected most by the recent COVID outbreak at the club was revealed in the media on Monday.

They are Allan Saint-Maximin and Jamaal Lascelles, who become the fourth and fifth players confirmed to have previously tested positive, along with Emil Krafth, Isaac Hayden and Federico Fernandez.

It's unclear whether Javier Manquillo and Fabian Schar were similarly affected, but neither have featured in a senior squad since the game at Aston Villa early this month was called off.

Just to be clear, the entire squad has now reportedly tested negative, but not all players have recovered sufficiently to restart training.

Neither Lascelles nor Saint-Maximin are now self-isolating and both have been seen outside in recent days.

It's also worth recalling that before the Villa game, both of those players were missing from the victory at Crystal Palace after leaving the field injured during the home meeting with Chelsea.

 

[thebrokendoll 9128]

brucey....

 

"I am looking forward to the challenge, can we get to the semi-final which would be wonderful of a club of our stature'

 

honestly man, you'd think we were fucking marine. we're playing brentford in the quarter final of the league cup  and the patronising cunt is coming out with shite like that.

I.just wish the fat mess would fuck off.

[ewerk 30296]

Aye, he's making us sound like the plucky underdog against some all conquering giants. I fully expect us to have well under 50% possession tonight.

[Howay 12496]

I can’t stand the fat wanker tbh.

[Monkeys Fist 42106]

It’d be par for the course if this fat mess somehow flukes us a cup. 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Imagine the raw materials needed for a statue. I'd be moving my pension into the mining markets. 

[Monkeys Fist 42106]

11 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

Imagine the raw materials needed for a statue. I'd be moving my pension into the mining markets. 

 

They could put a bid in for this. 

[ewerk 30296]

Something more personal perhaps.

[trooper 940]

This would be more apt seeing as he's a massive shit house 

 

[Monkeys Fist 42106]

8 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Something more personal perhaps.

This is the one, so it is. 

[Meenzer 15412]

[Monkeys Fist 42106]

Mmmm, Bacon Frazzles…

[Monkeys Fist 42106]

A record of his past successes…

[ewerk 30296]

7 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

This is the one, so it is. 

Well if you don't want northern and southern Ireland to officially declare war you're going to have to build two statues.

[Howmanheyman 32794]

1 hour ago, thebrokendoll said:

brucey....

 

"I am looking forward to the challenge, can we get to the semi-final which would be wonderful of a club of our stature'

 

honestly man, you'd think we were fucking marine. we're playing brentford in the quarter final of the league cup  and the patronising cunt is coming out with shite like that.

I.just wish the fat mess would fuck off.

He's the epitome of a Mike Ashley manager, this cunt, in word and deed.

[thebrokendoll 9128]

2 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

He's the epitome of a Mike Ashley manager, this cunt, in word and deed.

at least with pardew he had the poor excuse of not having any kind of emotional ties to the city or club. he could lie through his teeth without giving a shit.

bruce, fat, clueless, morally bankrupt cunt professes to be one of us. which makes it infinitely worse. he's complicit and taking the piss out of us on a monumental scale or he's the most profoundly stupid twat ever to draw breath.

[Dougle 3317]

 

Delighted

[trooper 940]

"We haven't done enough. We have to accept what's coming our way and dust ourselves down for what is a huge challenge ahead of us in the Premier League. They come thick and fast but I can't hide my disappointment because we have a great opportunity today to get into a semi-final"

 

[ewerk 30296]

‘A huge challenge ahead of us in the Premier League’. 
 

You know that in his head he’s thinking of a challenge against relegation rather than a push for Europe.