Fat waste of space, tactically inept cabbage head Steve Bruce sacked by Newcastle United

[Tdansmith 3260]

  On 29/07/2020 at 18:04, The Fish said:

Paddy Power paid out on the bet but the lad donated the winnings to BLM

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They've agreed to pay out to anyone one else who also had that bet, doubt it will be many but still fair play.

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

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"During the penultimate run in Slovakia before leaving for preparation for England when I was fulfilling the set individual plan, I injured my ankle. I felt a sting or a half-rupture, respectively.

 

"I immediately informed the coaches in Newcastle. After arriving in England, I still trained, despite the pain, but after three days I had to stop.

 

 

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"Get back here and run it off lad" *opens pringles*

[Sonatine 12208]

[Sonatine 12208]

 

Nice of Brewcey to give us a reminder of what a snide, arse licking cunt of a man he is  

[Howay 12496]

  On 29/08/2020 at 08:06, Sonatine said:

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 I laugh every time I see this 

[Howmanheyman 37628]

Poor cunt having to deal with sensational headlines that other teams who get embarrassed 3-0 at home to Brighton don't have to. #prayforBruce

 

Fucking mealy mouthed arsehole, man.  said the other day that comparing his patter, mannerisms, dynamism etc with Kevin Keegan was like comparing the force of a whirlwind with the force of a rather constrained, silent fart.

[Sonatine 12208]

He's the Uriah Heep of management, probably leaves a trail of bacon grease behind him when he walks too.

 

God I fucking hate this cunt  

 

[Alex 37591]

Doesn’t mind smugly lapping up the headlines when we best shite like West Ham though. Not to mention that the expectations are lowered here to the extent that he’s under less pressure than most managers in the division 

[Monkeys Fist 46002]

  On 22/09/2020 at 15:29, Howmanheyman said:

Poor cunt having to deal with sensational headlines that other teams who get embarrassed 3-0 at home to Brighton don't have to. #prayforBruce

 

Fucking mealy mouthed arsehole, man.  said the other day that comparing his patter, mannerisms, dynamism etc with Kevin Keegan was like comparing the force of a whirlwind with the force of a rather constrained, silent fart.

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He’s the personification of a runny shart- can’t take the pressure, ends up with shit everywhere, funny as fuck when it’s not happening to you. 

[Isegrim 10685]

Good family though.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

It’s ganna gan tits up if Ashley doesn’t get rid of the fat heeded,red faced useless fat clueless fucker.

Remember where you heard it first.

[Isegrim 10685]

 

[Howay 12496]

He really is a complete bellend. So far up his own arse his Adam’s Apple is his nose the snidey cunt. 

[Alex 37591]

  On 22/09/2020 at 18:51, Howay said:

He really is a complete bellend. So far up his own arse his Adam’s Apple is his nose the snidey cunt. 

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Spot on description. He’s so arrogant it’s untrue. 

[Alex 37591]

  On 22/09/2020 at 18:41, Isegrim said:

 

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He’s never fucking off social media trying to wind up fans 

[Monkeys Fist 46002]

  On 22/09/2020 at 18:41, Isegrim said:

 

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“ Are football fans starting to lose all sense of reality and common sense…”

Luke Edwards. 

[Alex 37591]

  On 22/09/2020 at 18:28, essembeeofsunderland said:

It’s ganna gan tits up if Ashley doesn’t get rid of the fat heeded,red faced useless fat clueless fucker.

Remember where you heard it first.

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Aye, you’re well ahead of the curve with that prediction 

[Kitman 2467]

I think he chases controversy to give himself relevance. The journalistic equivalent of Talksport

[Monkeys Fist 46002]

Can I also mention the shitty writing in that title?

“ Are football fans starting to lose their grip on reality and common sense…” would’ve been much better. 
 

But what do I know, I’m not a professional journalist paid to write things. 

[trophyshy 7516]

Or are you? 

[Carl 175]

He is so out of touch with the everyday football fan, he just consistently embarrasses himself and just digs deeper and deeper to try and get himself out.

[Kitman 2467]

I expect he doesn’t care what he looks like as long as people are talking about him and he generates clicks.

[RobinRobin 12782]

  On 22/09/2020 at 15:29, Howmanheyman said:

said the other day that comparing his patter, mannerisms, dynamism etc with Kevin Keegan was like comparing the force of a whirlwind with the force of a rather constrained, silent fart.

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[Sonatine 12208]

 

Brewcey, The Special Needs One.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Ferguson never bettered Paisley.