1892 0 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechn...-is-a-hoax.html A married Manchester United fan drove 400 miles to begin an affair with a girl he had met on Facebook, only to discover it had been a hoax set up by two rival Liverpool supporters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TCMag 0 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 outstanding! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Lukas Ramsauer disagrees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 The scousers perpetrating the hoax come across as almost as sad as the daft fucker who fell for it to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1280 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 The scousers perpetrating the hoax come across as almost as sad as the daft fucker who fell for it to be honest. Without reading the story it does sound a bit similar to a thread that I believe now resides in our gold section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donaldstott 0 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Oh those cheeky chappy Scousers do now how to have a laugh... Ruining his marriage and breaking his ankle!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1280 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Actually he sounds a bit of twat. He falls for it, get's stitched up and loses his wife but all he's bothered about is the long drive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommo 0 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 http://www.dailymotion.com/video/k2ez32enUpv0bEWsAo hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Total cunts trick, even though the bloke looks like a pure nob himself. Scousers - cunts, always have been, always will be. The worst of the Irish all went to an area already populated by the worst of Lancashire, the sum total is a wank accent, and the scouse cunts that exist today. If I was Prime Minister, I'd give Merseyside autonomy, with their we're not English we are scouse songs, and see how they would cope paying for their 29% benefit claiming cunts. ** Same with Northern Ireland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddock 0 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Total cunts trick, even though the bloke looks like a pure nob himself. Scousers - cunts, always have been, always will be. The worst of the Irish all went to an area already populated by the worst of Lancashire, the sum total is a wank accent, and the scouse cunts that exist today. If I was Prime Minister, I'd give Merseyside autonomy, with their we're not English we are scouse songs, and see how they would cope paying for their 29% benefit claiming cunts. ** Same with Northern Ireland. come on, tell us what you really think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Peasepud's scouse cousins no doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31600 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Total cunts trick, even though the bloke looks like a pure nob himself. Scousers - cunts, always have been, always will be. The worst of the Irish all went to an area already populated by the worst of Lancashire, the sum total is a wank accent, and the scouse cunts that exist today. If I was Prime Minister, I'd give Merseyside autonomy, with their we're not English we are scouse songs, and see how they would cope paying for their 29% benefit claiming cunts. ** Same with Northern Ireland. Unemployment in NI = 4.2% Unemployment in the North East = 8.4% Suck it bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 the scousers were cuntsthe guy driving 10hrs to cheat on his wife also a cunt so slap it up him @benefit bit stevie theres a fair few claiming benefits here can't disagree (boils my blood and all) but ya can hardly tar "northern ireland" with that brush on a whole and you can't even begin to compare us with anywhere else especially england on an even keel fuck sake n.Ireland has a population of less than 2million... England has around 60m for example one place in england deals with northern Ireland child support the csa in northern Ireland deal with Bradford... (which i'm sure is a fairly small place in comparison to a lot cities and towns in england) but comparing Bradford to our country it would take up around 7% of the entire population. benefits on a whole get on my fucking wick though, i earn a pretty decent wage doing what i do compared to most people, obsv because i've worked my balls off and tried to get on. but even with that sort of "professional "level salary the chances of me getting a mortgage for a house somewhere semi decent here on my own is slim to none.. where as if i had done fuck all went and knocked up some slapper i'd have a house for next to nothing and cash for fuck all.. the wonders of the world, i've nothing against people who rightly need some help getting benefits, but people who deliberately go out of there fcking way to rip the arse out of it do my head in, especially the ones pumping out child after child when in reality they couldn't afford to bring up one on their own. We pay for the people of Northern Ireland. Fact. It is an expense to English people. That is not xenophobic it's a fact. The GDP in part sof Northern Ireland are the lowest in Western Europe. Northern Ireland is Irish end of story, should never have been British in the first place, Irish people live there, people from Ulster are Irish end of story, let them deal with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31600 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 The GDP in part sof Northern Ireland are the lowest in Western Europe. GVA per capita in North East England = £15,177 GVA per capita in Northern Ireland = £15,175 A swing and a miss but keep trying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 (edited) Total cunts trick, even though the bloke looks like a pure nob himself. Scousers - cunts, always have been, always will be. The worst of the Irish all went to an area already populated by the worst of Lancashire, the sum total is a wank accent, and the scouse cunts that exist today. If I was Prime Minister, I'd give Merseyside autonomy, with their we're not English we are scouse songs, and see how they would cope paying for their 29% benefit claiming cunts. ** Same with Northern Ireland. Unemployment in NI = 4.2% Unemployment in the North East = 8.4% Suck it bitch. The latest seasonally adjusted working age economic inactivity rate in Northern Ireland (26.9%) has increased slightly from the figure of 26.8% recorded for the previous quarter. The Northern Ireland rate (26.9%) continued to be significantly higher than the UK average (20.9%) and is the highest among the UK regions. Are you scousers in disguise? Fiddled figures, unemployment 4%, so they thrown 22% in as on the old Tom and Dick. Time for change, give the provence to the Republic of Ireland, let the people have what they want. Edited February 17, 2009 by Stevie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 The GDP in part sof Northern Ireland are the lowest in Western Europe. GVA per capita in North East England = £15,177 GVA per capita in Northern Ireland = £15,175 A swing and a miss but keep trying. Half your country is on the sick. No wonder there's so many fat cunts with 29 BMI's all sat at home watching Jeremy Kyle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TCMag 0 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 the scousers were cuntsthe guy driving 10hrs to cheat on his wife also a cunt so slap it up him @benefit bit stevie theres a fair few claiming benefits here can't disagree (boils my blood and all) but ya can hardly tar "northern ireland" with that brush on a whole and you can't even begin to compare us with anywhere else especially england on an even keel fuck sake n.Ireland has a population of less than 2million... England has around 60m for example one place in england deals with northern Ireland child support the csa in northern Ireland deal with Bradford... (which i'm sure is a fairly small place in comparison to a lot cities and towns in england) but comparing Bradford to our country it would take up around 7% of the entire population. benefits on a whole get on my fucking wick though, i earn a pretty decent wage doing what i do compared to most people, obsv because i've worked my balls off and tried to get on. but even with that sort of "professional "level salary the chances of me getting a mortgage for a house somewhere semi decent here on my own is slim to none.. where as if i had done fuck all went and knocked up some slapper i'd have a house for next to nothing and cash for fuck all.. the wonders of the world, i've nothing against people who rightly need some help getting benefits, but people who deliberately go out of there fcking way to rip the arse out of it do my head in, especially the ones pumping out child after child when in reality they couldn't afford to bring up one on their own. fucking hell man, it's only a fucking joke.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31600 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Total cunts trick, even though the bloke looks like a pure nob himself. Scousers - cunts, always have been, always will be. The worst of the Irish all went to an area already populated by the worst of Lancashire, the sum total is a wank accent, and the scouse cunts that exist today. If I was Prime Minister, I'd give Merseyside autonomy, with their we're not English we are scouse songs, and see how they would cope paying for their 29% benefit claiming cunts. ** Same with Northern Ireland. Unemployment in NI = 4.2% Unemployment in the North East = 8.4% Suck it bitch. The latest seasonally adjusted working age economic inactivity rate in Northern Ireland (26.9%) has increased slightly from the figure of 26.8% recorded for the previous quarter. The Northern Ireland rate (26.9%) continued to be significantly higher than the UK average (20.9%) and is the highest among the UK regions. Are you scousers in disguise? Fiddled figures, unemployment 4%, so they thrown 22% in as on the old Tom and Dick. Time for change, give the provence to the Republic of Ireland, let the people have what they want. The North East's economically inactive rate of 23.2% is hardly anything to shout about now is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 It says I'm a fat bastard. 28.6, based on 10 years ago, I would've 21.2. Apparently I need to lose 2st exactly to get to 25.0. It's a load of bollocks this though to be honest. I'd look like Rodney Trotter if I was 12st again and that is 21.5 on the BMI, which allegedly is absolutely ideal. Wouldn't want to be less than 14st. The GDP in part sof Northern Ireland are the lowest in Western Europe. GVA per capita in North East England = £15,177 GVA per capita in Northern Ireland = £15,175 A swing and a miss but keep trying. Half your country is on the sick. No wonder there's so many fat cunts with 29 BMI's all sat at home watching Jeremy Kyle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 It says I'm a fat bastard. 28.6, based on 10 years ago, I would've 21.2. Apparently I need to lose 2st exactly to get to 25.0. It's a load of bollocks this though to be honest. I'd look like Rodney Trotter if I was 12st again and that is 21.5 on the BMI, which allegedly is absolutely ideal. Wouldn't want to be less than 14st. The GDP in part sof Northern Ireland are the lowest in Western Europe. GVA per capita in North East England = £15,177 GVA per capita in Northern Ireland = £15,175 A swing and a miss but keep trying. Half your country is on the sick. No wonder there's so many fat cunts with 29 BMI's all sat at home watching Jeremy Kyle. 3 posts in 4 days, and this is one. What I like about the OOT's on here is apart from some Mancunian orientated ones, they actually have a clue. When Hertfordshire parents die they'll leave a "wiww", not a fuckin will, and that's why you should support Tottenham or Watford. Good point though I'm a fat cunt yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 That would be Jeremy Kyle, filmed in what country and featuring who again I don't think we have the time for an Irish equivalent. to sum up in every society theres people who tend to do/be loud enough to get the masses tarred with certain labels people shouting off opinions like yours Stevie is the reason i carry two passports... funnily enough i get a better reception everytime when I use my Irish one... wonder why oh and btw Are you scousers in disguise? Fiddled figures, unemployment 4%, so they thrown 22% in as on the old Tom and Dick. Time for change, give the provence to the Republic of Ireland, let the people have what they want. Don't know if the people want to be given to the republic but i'd say they'd happily severe ties with england.. think that would go for scotland and wales as well to be fair. Tis odd stevie you are probably the first "northerner" i've actually thought of as more like a "southerner", generally most of the lads i've met from the top end of england were nice enough (and tbh i think the accents help lessen my initial irritations) but some of your opinions really remind me of some loud mouth Londoner who thinks he his king dick I' and many others would be absolutely delighted if you did as well, and Scotland and Wales. You should carry one passport, an Irish one because that's what you are. I'm not anti-Irish, a lot of paddies are absolutely sound, me grandma was for one, my bloodstock is at least 50% mick, but Ireland is Ireland, and my belief is Northern Ireland has nothing to do with us, we shouldn't bare the brunt of the responsibility which comes with administering it. For fuck sake, we got bombed enough to persuade us that it should be properly Irish, so please Bertie Aherne or whatever the President of Ireland is called now, tell Brown to sort it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 It says I'm a fat bastard. 28.6, based on 10 years ago, I would've 21.2. Apparently I need to lose 2st exactly to get to 25.0. It's a load of bollocks this though to be honest. I'd look like Rodney Trotter if I was 12st again and that is 21.5 on the BMI, which allegedly is absolutely ideal. Wouldn't want to be less than 14st. The GDP in part sof Northern Ireland are the lowest in Western Europe. GVA per capita in North East England = £15,177 GVA per capita in Northern Ireland = £15,175 A swing and a miss but keep trying. Half your country is on the sick. No wonder there's so many fat cunts with 29 BMI's all sat at home watching Jeremy Kyle. 3 posts in 4 days, and this is one. What I like about the OOT's on here is apart from some Mancunian orientated ones, they actually have a clue. When Hertfordshire parents die they'll leave a "wiww", not a fuckin will, and that's why you should support Tottenham or Watford. Good point though I'm a fat cunt yes. Just because I make a point of saying that you're an overweight, self-important hypocrite and racist doesn't mean you have to keep spitting your dummy. Behaviour of a bairn, tbh. Now kiss my 10,000th post. One small step for manc; one giant leap for manc-mag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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