KingKev 0 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/foo...icle5658718.ece 16. Alan Shearer “What about Alan Shearer? Probably the most boring man on the planet. He might have scored a few goals but he talks utter rubbish.” Barry, Oldham. Cunt. 10. Mike Ashley “He has truly spoiled my beloved team and more to the point has let the Premier League’s best goalkeeper slip through his clammy chubby money grubbing fingers. If he wasn’t prepared to spend money why buy a football team playing in the world’s most competitive league? Why not buy a lower league club that wouldn’t cost as much?” Kevin Longstaff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41317 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/foo...icle5658718.ece 16. Alan Shearer “What about Alan Shearer? Probably the most boring man on the planet. He might have scored a few goals but he talks utter rubbish.” Barry, Oldham. Cunt. 10. Mike Ashley “He has truly spoiled my beloved team and more to the point has let the Premier League’s best goalkeeper slip through his clammy chubby money grubbing fingers. If he wasn’t prepared to spend money why buy a football team playing in the world’s most competitive league? Why not buy a lower league club that wouldn’t cost as much?” Kevin Longstaff. http://timesonline.typepad.com/thegame/200...iggest-dan.html Not sure if this has been posted ... Makes a change from the usual slagging we get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13586 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Is "The Media" Number One? If not, it fucking should be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Shearer will soon be added to the Dictionary under boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 19. The offside rule “The most ridiculous thing in any sport,” one reader from California said. “Trying to time release of the ball with the position of potential receivers is full of judgment errors. It is unenforceable and it slows the game and scoring.” What a doylum. Can you imagine how shit football would be without the offside rule? That's the list of stuff that never made the top 50 though. The top 50 list is alright imo: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/foo...icle5589815.ece Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 19. The offside rule “The most ridiculous thing in any sport,” one reader from California said. “Trying to time release of the ball with the position of potential receivers is full of judgment errors. It is unenforceable and it slows the game and scoring.” What a doylum. Can you imagine how shit football would be without the offside rule? That's the list of stuff that never made the top 50 though. The top 50 list is alright imo: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/foo...icle5589815.ece Yeah, remember 40 a side, 3 pots in in the schoolyard? it would be like that but with Shola stood chatting to the keeper. Admittedly he'd still be beaten to the ball by a defender thats just ran the length of the pitch to get back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 19. The offside rule “The most ridiculous thing in any sport,” one reader from California said. “Trying to time release of the ball with the position of potential receivers is full of judgment errors. It is unenforceable and it slows the game and scoring.” What a doylum. Can you imagine how shit football would be without the offside rule? That's the list of stuff that never made the top 50 though. The top 50 list is alright imo: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/foo...icle5589815.ece Yeah, remember 40 a side, 3 pots in in the schoolyard? it would be like that but with Shola stood chatting to the keeper. Admittedly he'd still be beaten to the ball by a defender thats just ran the length of the pitch to get back. He still tries to goalhang bless him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKev 0 Posted February 4, 2009 Author Share Posted February 4, 2009 Craig Bellamy isn't in the Top 20... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 JFK's masterplan has been rumbled. "Yawn. 4-4-1-1, 4-3-2-1, 4-3-3, 4-1-4-1, 4-2-3-1, 3-5-2, 4-2-1-3. Can’t we just knock it up to the big bloke and get the little bloke to bang it in?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKev 0 Posted February 4, 2009 Author Share Posted February 4, 2009 (edited) JFK's masterplan has been rumbled. "Yawn. 4-4-1-1, 4-3-2-1, 4-3-3, 4-1-4-1, 4-2-3-1, 3-5-2, 4-2-1-3. Can’t we just knock it up to the big bloke and get the little bloke to bang it in?" http://www.bbc.co.uk/nottingham/content/ar...o_feature.shtml He didn't know what he's doing! Players were played in different positions every week. Andy Reid on the right? Paul Evans on the left? Alan Rogers on the wing? Andy Impey on the field? What was he playing at? Why do two of the players he brought to the club (James and Commons) never even get into the squad? The call from the Forest faithful on Saturday was "You don't know what your doing" when Kinnear decided to take off David Johnson and replace him with Gregor Robertson. What was the plan, to defend our 0-1 defeat? He made false promises He told us almost weekly that we will get new players in 'before the weekend' and then fails to deliver. He told us of bids made for players that other managers (Burnley and Luton for example) tell us have never been made. Sounds quite familiar... Edited February 4, 2009 by KingKev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 19. The offside rule “The most ridiculous thing in any sport,” one reader from California said. “Trying to time release of the ball with the position of potential receivers is full of judgment errors. It is unenforceable and it slows the game and scoring.” What a doylum. Can you imagine how shit football would be without the offside rule? That's the list of stuff that never made the top 50 though. The top 50 list is alright imo: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/foo...icle5589815.ece tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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