Mackems derby game build up...

[snakehips 0]

We're on a poor run of form.

We're thin on numbers.

Confidence is at an all time low.

Many of our first choice team are unavailable.

The whole club is a shambles.

The fans are at a low ebb.

 

NOW, is the time for the players to rally and show us what they can do. I stated a couple of weeks ago that I thought we wouldn't win another point this season, but things are so bad for us right now that the team could surprise us all and 'do' these low-life hicks on Sunday; after all, this is Newcastle United.

 

C'MONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[Bombadil 0]

Would it be an anti-climax if this shower of shit stayed up?

 

I mean, lets face it we have absolutely FUCK ALL to look forward to with this mob. We're going to lose any of our decent players,

it's openly admitted we're buying no-one of any worth, and what kind of desperate lunatic is going to come anyways/Lovenkrands. The football is dire, the morale spent, fans apathetic, our manager is Terry Fuckwit, Dennis Wise works for us man. DENNIS FUCKING WISE! Our owner has -£200 million to live on. Our MD won't speak to us, our longest running servant is jumping ship and we have a whole team in the injury room.

 

Rip it up and start again.

 

tbh if we go down i don't think we'll get back up again

We're not Leeds, Sheff Wed or Forest mate. We'd be the biggest player who has been that league since 1993, personally if the worst comes to the worst, I think we should get rid of every play in our squad on wages over 20k a week, and purely invest in young hungry talent from across Europe, who will be quality in a few years, like Kadar, Zamblera etc..added with old hardened campaigners which is what the Championship needs, who feel it's a priveledge to play for Newcastle. We don't want cunts like N'Zogbia, who isn't fit to wear our socks let alone our shirt with his utter contempt towards us.

 

I don't care what anyone says, we should be 10 times the club Aston Villa are, but MON has made them feel playing for Villa is something special none of them are screaming to be away and that is despite living in a shithole like Birmingham. It's down to the British core of players, and they are all hungry.

 

We've had a core of British players for years now. It's been a major part of our on-field problems.

[Tom 14021]

Yeah, I can see it turning nasty.

[Park Life 71]

Of course now we are truly in what Parky calls, 'The Zone'. Time wraps in on itself, the mind loses the sense of colour and distance, like a wounded beast we flail and rage against the tide..Only instinct and adrenalin can save us.

[Guest alex]

So, anyway, I expect a team something along the lines of:

 

Harper

Edgar Taylor Bassong Enrique

Lovenkrands Butt Coloccini Jonas

Carroll Duff

 

with Martins and Smith probably on the bench.

Not that bad tbh. They're certainly no better. I just hope we can cope with Jones.

[trophyshy 7095]

Of course now we are truly in what Parky calls, 'The Zone'. Time wraps in on itself, the mind loses the sense of colour and distance, like a wounded beast we flail and rage against the tide..Only instinct and adrenalin can save us.

Bad trip or a K-hole?

[Happy Face 29]

Of course now we are truly in what Parky calls, 'The Zone'. Time wraps in on itself, the mind loses the sense of colour and distance, like a wounded beast we flail and rage against the tide..Only instinct and adrenalin can save us.

 

...and take us 7th.

[Guest alex]

Of course now we are truly in what Parky calls, 'The Zone'. Time wraps in on itself, the mind loses the sense of colour and distance, like a wounded beast we flail and rage against the tide..Only instinct and adrenalin can save us.

Turning and turning in the widening gyre

The falcon cannot hear the falconer;

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;

Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,

The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere

The ceremony of innocence is drowned;

The best lack all conviction, while the worst

Are full of passionate intensity.

 

Surely some revelation is at hand;

Surely the Second Coming is at hand.

The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out

When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi

Troubles my sight: a waste of desert sand;

A shape with lion body and the head of a man,

A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,

Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it

Wind shadows of the indignant desert birds.

The darkness drops again but now I know

That twenty centuries of stony sleep

Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,

Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

[Park Life 71]

Of course now we are truly in what Parky calls, 'The Zone'. Time wraps in on itself, the mind loses the sense of colour and distance, like a wounded beast we flail and rage against the tide..Only instinct and adrenalin can save us.

Turning and turning in the widening gyre

The falcon cannot hear the falconer;

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;

Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,

The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere

The ceremony of innocence is drowned;

The best lack all conviction, while the worst

Are full of passionate intensity.

 

Surely some revelation is at hand;

Surely the Second Coming is at hand.

The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out

When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi

Troubles my sight: a waste of desert sand;

A shape with lion body and the head of a man,

A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,

Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it

Wind shadows of the indignant desert birds.

The darkness drops again but now I know

That twenty centuries of stony sleep

Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,

Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

 

 

 

...and there is another who comes in the twilight

of the crescent moon,

the small star slips again, bending bright,

he is lost between consciousness and illusion..

the tongue clotted in mud - no sense of touch -

- we reach ahead, only to fall behind our memory.

 

 

P.

[Tooj 17]

Of course now we are truly in what Parky calls, 'The Zone'. Time wraps in on itself, the mind loses the sense of colour and distance, like a wounded beast we flail and rage against the tide..Only instinct and adrenalin can save us.

Revvin' up your engine

Listen to her howlin' roar

Metal under tension

Beggin' you to touch and go

Highway to the Danger Zone

Ride into the Danger Zone

Headin' into twilight

Spreadin' out her wings tonight

She got you jumpin' off the track

And shovin' into overdrive

Highway to the Danger Zone

I'll take you

Right into the Danger Zone

You'll never say hello to you

Until you get it on the red line overload

You'll never know what you can do

Until you get it up as high as you can go

Out along the edges

Always where I burn to be

The further on the edge

The hotter the intensity

Highway to the Danger Zone

Gonna take you

Right into the Danger Zone

Highway to the Danger Zone

[ackas 311]

So, anyway, I expect a team something along the lines of:

 

Harper

Edgar Taylor Bassong Enrique

Lovenkrands Butt Coloccini Jonas

Carroll Duff

 

with Martins and Smith probably on the bench.

Not that bad tbh. They're certainly no better. I just hope we can cope with Jones.

 

 

Isn't Jonas banned though?

[Scottish Mag 3]

So, anyway, I expect a team something along the lines of:

 

Harper

Edgar Taylor Bassong Enrique

Lovenkrands Butt Coloccini Jonas

Carroll Duff

 

with Martins and Smith probably on the bench.

Not that bad tbh. They're certainly no better. I just hope we can cope with Jones.

 

 

Isn't Jonas banned though?

 

No

[Dr Gloom 22524]

So, anyway, I expect a team something along the lines of:

 

Harper

Edgar Taylor Bassong Enrique

Lovenkrands Butt Coloccini Jonas

Carroll Duff

 

with Martins and Smith probably on the bench.

 

butt and colocinni centre mid and carrol and duff upfront shows where our biggest problems are.

[Park Life 71]

Didn't the players have a nip of scotch under Cloughie if things were bad at half time?

[Guest alex]

Didn't the players have a nip of scotch under Cloughie if things were bad at half time?

I think Big Ron was an advocate of a nip of brandy or whisky before a big match. You might be right though about Cloughie. He had one regardless.

[Guest alex]

So, anyway, I expect a team something along the lines of:

 

Harper

Edgar Taylor Bassong Enrique

Lovenkrands Butt Coloccini Jonas

Carroll Duff

 

with Martins and Smith probably on the bench.

Not that bad tbh. They're certainly no better. I just hope we can cope with Jones.

 

 

Isn't Jonas banned though?

Misses the game after I think.

[Park Life 71]

Didn't the players have a nip of scotch under Cloughie if things were bad at half time?

I think Big Ron was an advocate of a nip of brandy or whisky before a big match. You might be right though about Cloughie. He had one regardless.

 

...or two..

 

The game has gone to shit.

[Jackies the Lad 0]

Didn't the players have a nip of scotch under Cloughie if things were bad at half time?

I think Big Ron was an advocate of a nip of brandy or whisky before a big match. You might be right though about Cloughie. He had one regardless.

 

...or two..

 

The game has gone to shit.

 

And Big John MacNamee and co would have the odd ciggy, even when sitting on the bench, never mind waiting till half time.

[Park Life 71]

and that Lazio coach who used to smoke on the bench.

[Jusoda Kid 1]

The build up to defeat, no thanks, I'm switching off.

[Guest alex]

and that Lazio coach who used to smoke on the bench.

Zoff or Zeman?

[Park Life 71]

and that Lazio coach who used to smoke on the bench.

Zoff or Zeman?

 

 

Dino.

[Guest alex]

and that Lazio coach who used to smoke on the bench.

Zoff or Zeman?

 

 

Dino.

I wasn't being a smart arse, I remember them both smoking like chimneys. Lippi normally had a cigar on the go as well.

[Kid Dynamite 7312]

 

Just in case we come back sad on Sunday