Jay Jay Sea 0 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Remind please folks, did I dream this up or did in fact Ashley promise to address fans immediatley after the transfer window closes? How does he plan to do this? Written statement? Media interview (TV/Ronnie Gill, etc?). Will his lieutenants be there to back him up? I'm sure I read this somewhere and apologies if there is a thread on this. It will be fascinating stuff if this does occur on 2nd Feb, the day AFTER we play the scum and we haven't won the game............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Makes no odds, waste of time anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Remind please folks, did I dream this up or did in fact Ashley promise to address fans immediatley after the transfer window closes? How does he plan to do this? Written statement? Media interview (TV/Ronnie Gill, etc?). Will his lieutenants be there to back him up? I'm sure I read this somewhere and apologies if there is a thread on this.It will be fascinating stuff if this does occur on 2nd Feb, the day AFTER we play the scum and we haven't won the game............ I fully expect if you are within range to 'go for him' Jake Seed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Jay Sea 0 Posted January 28, 2009 Author Share Posted January 28, 2009 Remind please folks, did I dream this up or did in fact Ashley promise to address fans immediatley after the transfer window closes? How does he plan to do this? Written statement? Media interview (TV/Ronnie Gill, etc?). Will his lieutenants be there to back him up? I'm sure I read this somewhere and apologies if there is a thread on this.It will be fascinating stuff if this does occur on 2nd Feb, the day AFTER we play the scum and we haven't won the game............ I fully expect if you are within range to 'go for him' Jake Seed. Parkster, Jake Seed? As in tribal elder Jake Seed (Gordon Henry).........or.......Jake Steed....who is an American male porn star, who appeared in Interracial pornography . I assume the former is who you were referring too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Remind please folks, did I dream this up or did in fact Ashley promise to address fans immediatley after the transfer window closes? How does he plan to do this? Written statement? Media interview (TV/Ronnie Gill, etc?). Will his lieutenants be there to back him up? I'm sure I read this somewhere and apologies if there is a thread on this.It will be fascinating stuff if this does occur on 2nd Feb, the day AFTER we play the scum and we haven't won the game............ I fully expect if you are within range to 'go for him' Jake Seed. Parkster, Jake Seed? As in tribal elder Jake Seed (Gordon Henry).........or.......Jake Steed....who is an American male porn star, who appeared in Interracial pornography . I assume the former is who you were referring too? Ideally take on the spirit of both as you unleash your mighty blows of love and hate. Psychologically disrobing and de-arming his weak mind in the blur of the moment...The moment when you will realise your destiny as the true of avatar of the Geordie race. Plung into him with gay abandon my friend for in catharsis we see our true selves. Err...Have fun with it anyway. On another matter I have been invited by a very sexy angel to an isolated chalet on a Brazilian beach surrounded by wild dogs with the samba carried in the wind. Your advice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKev 0 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 JFK will read the press statement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 JFK will read the press statement. Don't fuck up the thread man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKev 0 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 JFK will read the press statement. Don't fuck up the thread man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7066 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Remind please folks, did I dream this up or did in fact Ashley promise to address fans immediatley after the transfer window closes? How does he plan to do this? Written statement? Media interview (TV/Ronnie Gill, etc?). Will his lieutenants be there to back him up? I'm sure I read this somewhere and apologies if there is a thread on this.It will be fascinating stuff if this does occur on 2nd Feb, the day AFTER we play the scum and we haven't won the game............ I fully expect if you are within range to 'go for him' Jake Seed. Parkster, Jake Seed? As in tribal elder Jake Seed (Gordon Henry).........or.......Jake Steed....who is an American male porn star, who appeared in Interracial pornography . I assume the former is who you were referring too? Ideally take on the spirit of both as you unleash your mighty blows of love and hate. Psychologically disrobing and de-arming his weak mind in the blur of the moment...The moment when you will realise your destiny as the true of avatar of the Geordie race. Plung into him with gay abandon my friend for in catharsis we see our true selves. Err...Have fun with it anyway. On another matter I have been invited by a very sexy angel to an isolated chalet on a Brazilian beach surrounded by wild dogs with the samba carried in the wind. Your advice? I have no clue what the fuck you are on about chap, but it is most eloquent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Jay Sea 0 Posted January 28, 2009 Author Share Posted January 28, 2009 Remind please folks, did I dream this up or did in fact Ashley promise to address fans immediatley after the transfer window closes? How does he plan to do this? Written statement? Media interview (TV/Ronnie Gill, etc?). Will his lieutenants be there to back him up? I'm sure I read this somewhere and apologies if there is a thread on this.It will be fascinating stuff if this does occur on 2nd Feb, the day AFTER we play the scum and we haven't won the game............ I fully expect if you are within range to 'go for him' Jake Seed. Parkster, Jake Seed? As in tribal elder Jake Seed (Gordon Henry).........or.......Jake Steed....who is an American male porn star, who appeared in Interracial pornography . I assume the former is who you were referring too? Ideally take on the spirit of both as you unleash your mighty blows of love and hate. Psychologically disrobing and de-arming his weak mind in the blur of the moment...The moment when you will realise your destiny as the true of avatar of the Geordie race. Plung into him with gay abandon my friend for in catharsis we see our true selves. Err...Have fun with it anyway. On another matter I have been invited by a very sexy angel to an isolated chalet on a Brazilian beach surrounded by wild dogs with the samba carried in the wind. Your advice? My advice? Go with the flow chap. Natural order of events as I see them would be; Romantic meal and drinks nice music tell her you love her retire to bedroom caress her tell her you love her again kiss her call her a cock teasing f*cking slag attack her, one or two blows to her head and a couple of rabbit punches torture her, burning her body parts, nipples, eyes, flaps with a Zippo lighter (very important) strangle with enough force so that she is out, semi-unconcious though, not fully insert sharp scissors repeatedly into her anus slash, with a sharp knife (remove if you like) her perinium so that, essentially, her blit and anus become one whole entity hack-saw (her) left leg off (feed to wild dogs) repeat with right leg (this is yours to eat, there will be little time to cut up into small pieces as she will bleed to death) cut off her arms (feed to wild dogs again and force her to eat her own body) rape her (your earlier prep' of the perinium will make for one massive fanny chap but you will be rock solid downstairs by now so no issue about it being too big) finish the night by letting the dogs loose on her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sandman02uk 0 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Remind please folks, did I dream this up or did in fact Ashley promise to address fans immediatley after the transfer window closes? How does he plan to do this? Written statement? Media interview (TV/Ronnie Gill, etc?). Will his lieutenants be there to back him up? I'm sure I read this somewhere and apologies if there is a thread on this.It will be fascinating stuff if this does occur on 2nd Feb, the day AFTER we play the scum and we haven't won the game............ I fully expect if you are within range to 'go for him' Jake Seed. Parkster, Jake Seed? As in tribal elder Jake Seed (Gordon Henry).........or.......Jake Steed....who is an American male porn star, who appeared in Interracial pornography . I assume the former is who you were referring too? Ideally take on the spirit of both as you unleash your mighty blows of love and hate. Psychologically disrobing and de-arming his weak mind in the blur of the moment...The moment when you will realise your destiny as the true of avatar of the Geordie race. Plung into him with gay abandon my friend for in catharsis we see our true selves. Err...Have fun with it anyway. On another matter I have been invited by a very sexy angel to an isolated chalet on a Brazilian beach surrounded by wild dogs with the samba carried in the wind. Your advice? My advice? Go with the flow chap. Natural order of events as I see them would be; Romantic meal and drinks nice music tell her you love her retire to bedroom caress her tell her you love her again kiss her call her a cock teasing f*cking slag attack her, one or two blows to her head and a couple of rabbit punches torture her, burning her body parts, nipples, eyes, flaps with a Zippo lighter (very important) strangle with enough force so that she is out, semi-unconcious though, not fully insert sharp scissors repeatedly into her anus slash, with a sharp knife (remove if you like) her perinium so that, essentially, her blit and anus become one whole entity hack-saw (her) left leg off (feed to wild dogs) repeat with right leg (this is yours to eat, there will be little time to cut up into small pieces as she will bleed to death) cut off her arms (feed to wild dogs again and force her to eat her own body) rape her (your earlier prep' of the perinium will make for one massive fanny chap but you will be rock solid downstairs by now so no issue about it being too big) finish the night by letting the dogs loose on her. And my Parole Officer says I have issues!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Remind please folks, did I dream this up or did in fact Ashley promise to address fans immediatley after the transfer window closes? How does he plan to do this? Written statement? Media interview (TV/Ronnie Gill, etc?). Will his lieutenants be there to back him up? I'm sure I read this somewhere and apologies if there is a thread on this.It will be fascinating stuff if this does occur on 2nd Feb, the day AFTER we play the scum and we haven't won the game............ I fully expect if you are within range to 'go for him' Jake Seed. Parkster, Jake Seed? As in tribal elder Jake Seed (Gordon Henry).........or.......Jake Steed....who is an American male porn star, who appeared in Interracial pornography . I assume the former is who you were referring too? Ideally take on the spirit of both as you unleash your mighty blows of love and hate. Psychologically disrobing and de-arming his weak mind in the blur of the moment...The moment when you will realise your destiny as the true of avatar of the Geordie race. Plung into him with gay abandon my friend for in catharsis we see our true selves. Err...Have fun with it anyway. On another matter I have been invited by a very sexy angel to an isolated chalet on a Brazilian beach surrounded by wild dogs with the samba carried in the wind. Your advice? My advice? Go with the flow chap. Natural order of events as I see them would be; Romantic meal and drinks nice music tell her you love her retire to bedroom caress her tell her you love her again kiss her call her a cock teasing f*cking slag attack her, one or two blows to her head and a couple of rabbit punches torture her, burning her body parts, nipples, eyes, flaps with a Zippo lighter (very important) strangle with enough force so that she is out, semi-unconcious though, not fully insert sharp scissors repeatedly into her anus slash, with a sharp knife (remove if you like) her perinium so that, essentially, her blit and anus become one whole entity hack-saw (her) left leg off (feed to wild dogs) repeat with right leg (this is yours to eat, there will be little time to cut up into small pieces as she will bleed to death) cut off her arms (feed to wild dogs again and force her to eat her own body) rape her (your earlier prep' of the perinium will make for one massive fanny chap but you will be rock solid downstairs by now so no issue about it being too big) finish the night by letting the dogs loose on her. Pretty much my reading tbf. The semi-conscious strangling is the true art...I salute you Sir! What do you do with the confused and terrified eyes locked on as they are? Always an issue for after all we are poets are we not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Jay Sea 0 Posted January 28, 2009 Author Share Posted January 28, 2009 Basically Parky, it's all in the eyes. Tie yourself to the mast my friend and the storm will end. All great poets must do this to draw inspiration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Basically Parky, it's all in the eyes. Tie yourself to the mast my friend and the storm will end. All great poets must do this to draw inspiration. Spiritual prep for the next concept album, playfully titled "Death camp Sex God"...is of prime importance in the gravtiy well of what is left of my mind. I thank you again for your kind and trusted words J. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7066 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 get yourself a decent whiskey habit, seems to keep them away no problem, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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