Toon & Gloom

[Park Life 71]

If you listen to some people we should be grateful to Fat Mike because we're not in liquidation. Plainly it's unreasonable to expect him to have been able to afford the club, and invest it. Thank fuck we've got him and not some super rich Arab consortium, eh? To be serious, there's no doubt we were heading into financial difficulty under the Halls/Shepherd, hence the Halls desperation to sell, but there may have been an opportunity cost to Ashley's swoop on the club. Which we're paying for now, because he's brassic (figuratively speaking). Still, we do have a "plan" instead, so we'll be all right.

 

* Takes more Prozac *

 

The unluckiest billionaire on the planet?

 

He's probably only a multi-millionaire these days. I bet he hasn't even got a yacht. What a loser.

 

Not all it's cracked upto be this billionaire lark.